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  • HeadPimp
    Bad Mo-Fo
    • Jul 2001
    • 2772
    #151
    She is always too busy face down in some pussy to pay me any attention...

    The amount of dick shots you take worries me man... A bit too much attention paid to the subject...

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      • AaronM
        GFY Royality ;)
        • Oct 2001
        • 46917
        #152
        Originally posted by HeadPimp:
        She is always too busy face down in some pussy to pay me any attention...

        The amount of dick shots you take worries me man... A bit too much attention paid to the subject...
        Whatever you say... HeadTrick

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          • railz
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2001
            • 2531
            #153
            Originally posted by HeadPimp:
            The amount of dick shots you take worries me man... A bit too much attention paid to the subject...
            What else could he have taken a pic of there? The focus is on kitty giving head (or about to) - want her to do it on a cucumber? If it sells, then shoot it IMO. Then again, people see things in a picture that other people might not. Draw your own conclusions.

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              • HeadPimp
                Bad Mo-Fo
                • Jul 2001
                • 2772
                #154
                Nah, I gotta give Aaron shit 'cause that rat bastard has always got his camera poking around wherever the action is. He doesn't stop shooting till there is nothing left to shoot.
                Aaron, you take it easy my man, I am outta here to go schmoozes some more hefty gals outta their clothes. Its a big job, but then again, I'm a big guy! :-)

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                  • AaronM
                    GFY Royality ;)
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 46917
                    #155
                    Well, it is all good. You better get a MOOOOOOOOve on or you will be late and that is utterly disrespectful.

                    Have fun cow tippin'

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                      • kittykat69
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 695
                        #156
                        Originally posted by [Labret]:

                        You are gonna be someones Grandmother some day.
                        ...and your granny never coped a face full of jizz???!!! Gimme a break!

                        Did you ever wonder if your mom sucked your dad's cock before she kissed you goodnight?

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                          • BrettJ's Pimp
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 27
                            #157
                            Don't fuck with the Burning Bush

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                              • AaronM
                                GFY Royality ;)
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 46917
                                #158
                                Originally posted by kittykat69:
                                ...and your granny never coped a face full of jizz???!!! Gimme a break!

                                Did you ever wonder if your mom sucked your dad's cock before she kissed you goodnight?

                                That is the best reply yet. Too bad it does not fit the theme of my contest or I would give you first place at this point.

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                                  • RAM
                                    They're all hookers, but mom!
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 7047
                                    #159
                                    Originally posted by kittykat69:
                                    Gimme a break!

                                    Did you ever wonder if your mom sucked your dad's cock before she kissed you goodnight?


                                    Nice One

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                                      • MAFIA
                                        Registered User
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 57
                                        #160
                                        I think you have Milked this thread for all it's worth...

                                        I think all the peeps here want to see the real photos now..

                                        "Next time" you will be in the tub,and it will take more then Mr Bubbles to clean off all those dried shit cling-ons off that Racquet ball court ass of yours....

                                        PEACE and Behold..

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                                          • Nysus
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 7817
                                            #161
                                            DamN I'm HigH!!!!

                                            CHEERS
                                            What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                            Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                            See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                              • AaronM
                                                GFY Royality ;)
                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 46917
                                                #162
                                                I think I am gonna die from that one! HAHAHA!

                                                sheeeeeeeit!

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                                                  • Snazzy
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 480
                                                    #163
                                                    LOL!



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                                                      • SNOW
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                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 3963
                                                        #164
                                                        Aaron Pete wins this hands down.. That was classic as fuck.. Just make sure you dont see me in Florida pete I'm gonna kick your ass..

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                                                          • Ludedude
                                                            Suck it!
                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                            • 4432
                                                            #165
                                                            I gotta go with SNOW on this one, as much as it pains me...bastard

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                                                              • waste
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                • 770
                                                                #166
                                                                hyey aaron do i get to pick out what type of hotwheels car i want you to buy me or are you gonna do that?

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                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 46917
                                                                    #167
                                                                    Originally posted by waste:
                                                                    hyey aaron do i get to pick out what type of hotwheels car i want you to buy me or are you gonna do that?
                                                                    Hit me up on ICQ

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                                                                      • waste
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                        • 770
                                                                        #168
                                                                        can't bro i'm at my womans house. i'll have to get to ya tomorrow

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                                                                          • SNOW
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                            • 3963
                                                                            #169
                                                                            LOL it's all good brother....Lude go bang you GF it's toolate for Young kids to stay up late

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                                                                              • kittykat69
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                • 695
                                                                                #170
                                                                                Porno Pete's is the best!


                                                                                Give it to him Aaron -
                                                                                ..the prize I mean..
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                                                                                  • HeadPimp
                                                                                    Bad Mo-Fo
                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                    • 2772
                                                                                    #171
                                                                                    Man! I thought this thing would be done by the time I got done trolling for heffers to get naked.... Will the insanity never end?

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                                                                                      • AaronM
                                                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                        • 46917
                                                                                        #172
                                                                                        I gotta admit.... Pete has a good reply but it is not a caption as required by the contest. Pete is twisted pretty good though. He won the last contest and I am sure he has another good one up his sleeve.

                                                                                        [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 01-20-2002).]

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                                                                                          • BrettJ
                                                                                            ol' timer
                                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                                            • 4715
                                                                                            #173
                                                                                            How many can i submit?

                                                                                            "After spending the last 24 hours bouncing from "party" to "party" with his hairsstylisttt buddies Steve still had it in him to step in for KittyKat when she fell asleep at the helm"

                                                                                            [This message has been edited by BrettJ (edited 01-20-2002).]

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                                                                                              • sinmaster
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                                                • 376
                                                                                                #174
                                                                                                Come on now kitty one good hot beef injection will get those eyes opened right up

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                                                                                                  • BrettJ
                                                                                                    ol' timer
                                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                                    • 4715
                                                                                                    #175
                                                                                                    sin - on a related note

                                                                                                    Cock, It's the other white meat.

                                                                                                    Cock, It's what's for dinner!

                                                                                                    At the risk of ripping off too many tired out ad campaigns: Here's one from kittykat's perspective "Where's the, cock?"

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                                                                                                      • railz
                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                                                        • 2531
                                                                                                        #176
                                                                                                        OMG That video made me spit my coffee over the monitor! Damn you!
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                                                                                                          • AaronM
                                                                                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                                            • 46917
                                                                                                            #177
                                                                                                            "Hold my cock while I face fuck your girlfriend."

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                                                                                                              • Nysus
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                • 7817
                                                                                                                #178
                                                                                                                I wish I had someone to hold my cock...

                                                                                                                Cheers
                                                                                                                What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                                                                                                Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                                                                                                See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                                                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                    • 46917
                                                                                                                    #179
                                                                                                                    Well, for a (small) fee... I am sure that Snow is UP to the job.

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                                                                                                                      • railz
                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                        • 2531
                                                                                                                        #180
                                                                                                                        Snow and Kitty do a duet of "Paradise by the Dashboard light" at the adult.com kareoke party. The one mic was a problem, though...
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                                                                                                                          • kmanrox
                                                                                                                            aka K-Man
                                                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                            • 29295
                                                                                                                            #181
                                                                                                                            im still waiting for an explanation of why snow's hand was wrapped sensually around some fat dudes undersized cock-n-bawllz??

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                                                                                                                              • Nysus
                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                • 7817
                                                                                                                                #182
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by AaronM:
                                                                                                                                Well, for a (small) fee... I am sure that Snow is UP to the job.
                                                                                                                                If Snow was a beautiful female, then that'd be great...!

                                                                                                                                Cheers
                                                                                                                                What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                                                                                                                Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                                                                                                                See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                                                                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                    • 46917
                                                                                                                                    #183
                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Nysus:
                                                                                                                                    If Snow was a beautiful female, then that'd be great...!

                                                                                                                                    Cheers
                                                                                                                                    Even if you had asked that Snow be a beautiful male... I do not think that AMP could even pull that off in photoshop.

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                                                                                                                                      • kmanrox
                                                                                                                                        aka K-Man
                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                        • 29295
                                                                                                                                        #184
                                                                                                                                        it would take a team of 3,234 plastic surgeons, 15 psychiatrists, 2 welders, 1 mechanical engineer, and 3 transvestites to make snow a beautiful ANYTHING!!!

                                                                                                                                        ;-P

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                                                                                                                                          • TaDoW
                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                            • 3875
                                                                                                                                            #185
                                                                                                                                            ::BUMP::
                                                                                                                                            -TaDoW

                                                                                                                                            I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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                                                                                                                                              • railz
                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                • 2531
                                                                                                                                                #186
                                                                                                                                                Microsoft unveils its new force-feedback joystick - complete with optional "Snow & Kitty" attachment.
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                                                                                                                                                  • kmanrox
                                                                                                                                                    aka K-Man
                                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                    • 29295
                                                                                                                                                    #187
                                                                                                                                                    LoL I like railz's the best so far

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                                                                                                                                                      • sinmaster
                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                        • 376
                                                                                                                                                        #188
                                                                                                                                                        thoughts running through jer head:

                                                                                                                                                        1. "I sure hope the hotel left a new tooth brush and some floss in my room"

                                                                                                                                                        2. "Vienna Suasages make me wanna puke"

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                                                                                                                                                          • Nysus
                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                            • 7817
                                                                                                                                                            #189


                                                                                                                                                            "Maa tongguee.. itttss frroozzeenn too itt"

                                                                                                                                                            What do ya think?? EH EH?? It's a winner, admit it!

                                                                                                                                                            Cheers

                                                                                                                                                            What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                                                                                                                                            Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                                                                                                                                            See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                                                                                                                                              • railz
                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                                • 2531
                                                                                                                                                                #190
                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by kmanrox:
                                                                                                                                                                LoL I like railz's the best so far

                                                                                                                                                                Thanks man

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                                                                                                                                                                  • JasminePDX
                                                                                                                                                                    Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                    • 28
                                                                                                                                                                    #191
                                                                                                                                                                    Hey Aaron is this the same Snow that you said I should meet if I had gone to Las Vegas?

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                                                                                                                                                                      • pornJester
                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                                                                        • 6138
                                                                                                                                                                        #192
                                                                                                                                                                        ready.. aim...



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                                                                                                                                                                          • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                            • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                            #193
                                                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by JasminePDX:
                                                                                                                                                                            Hey Aaron is this the same Snow that you said I should meet if I had gone to Las Vegas?
                                                                                                                                                                            Hey girl! How have you been? Yep. that is the one and only Snow himself. Kinda scarry huh? LMAO

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                                                                                                                                                                              • Snazzy
                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                • 480
                                                                                                                                                                                #194
                                                                                                                                                                                This is just disgusting .



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                                                                                                                                                                                  • railz
                                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 2531
                                                                                                                                                                                    #195
                                                                                                                                                                                    OMG Yuk!

                                                                                                                                                                                    LOL PJ - nice one
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • JasminePDX
                                                                                                                                                                                        Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 28
                                                                                                                                                                                        #196
                                                                                                                                                                                        EEEEEEKKKK! i am glad i skipped the trip. ewww YUK!

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • JasminePDX
                                                                                                                                                                                            Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                            • 28
                                                                                                                                                                                            #197
                                                                                                                                                                                            oh yeah i am doing great. call me later

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                                                                                                                                                                                              • FADE19
                                                                                                                                                                                                Snow's Parole Officer
                                                                                                                                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 1161
                                                                                                                                                                                                #198
                                                                                                                                                                                                200....

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #199
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Will do Jasmine.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    OK People... This is all fun and good but let's get back on track with the captions!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Got any more good ones left?

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Come on Ludedude... I know you can win this one but I ain't gonna rig it for you. Think hard man!

                                                                                                                                                                                                    [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 01-20-2002).]

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Ludedude
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Suck it!
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 4432
                                                                                                                                                                                                        #200
                                                                                                                                                                                                        "It's OK Kitty, don't cry, just close your eyes and pretend it's really AaronM"



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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [This message has been edited by Ludedude (edited 01-20-2002).]

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