My penis is too big for a FLESHLIGHT do they make a FLESHTHERMOS?

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  • Platinum Lantern
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 1564

    #1

    My penis is too big for a FLESHLIGHT do they make a FLESHTHERMOS?

    Hey guys just wondering if there was a bigger version of the fleshlight.
    I had to return mine because it was too small for me to penetrate.
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  • tranza
    ICQ: 197-556-237
    • Jun 2003
    • 57559

    #2
    Yeah, I had the exact same problem.
    I'm just a newbie.

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    • StuBradley
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 2625

      #3
      you are a tool.

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      • OG LennyT
        Wall Street Pimp
        • Jun 2003
        • 14345

        #4
        funny even though you're a racist asshole
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        • sniperwolf
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2005
          • 17743

          #5
          i guess they'll need proof ...pics pls.. hehe
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          • marketsmart
            HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
            • Dec 2004
            • 20419

            #6
            american indians have bigger cocks than africans....

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            • Platinum Lantern
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2002
              • 1564

              #7
              Originally posted by marketsmart
              american indians have bigger cocks than africans....

              Hehehe....
              I guess thats why my penis is so big.....
              Native American and African blood runs thru the veins of me penis
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              • msan
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2006
                • 1336

                #8
                Hahaha...
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                • Chichio
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 1467

                  #9
                  yeah, me too. I got two, unscrewed the tops of both, and taped them together. Even then, my tip doesn't get the love it needs. Weird huh...

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                  • BusterBunny
                    perverted justice decoy
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 19291

                    #10
                    accept no imitations......

                    my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                    • CamsLord
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 3663

                      #11
                      proof needed here
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                      • KrisKross
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 5025

                        #12
                        Don't flatter yourself, kiddo.

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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 16502

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Platinum Lantern
                          Hey guys just wondering if there was a smaller version of the fleshlight.
                          I had to return mine because it was too big for me to stick my small dick into its hole and feel anything.
                          i fixed it for you

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                          • RRRED
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 6754

                            #14
                            Well hello thar! haha

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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714

                              #15
                              My nose is bigger than my penis.

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                              • MaLayLaH

                                #16
                                Originally posted by LOL :D
                                i fixed it for you

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                                • fuzzylogic
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 4796

                                  #17
                                  lmao

                                  how about fleshwater coolers?

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                                  • bobby666
                                    boots are my religion
                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 21765

                                    #18
                                    i 'd like to have your problems :-)

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                                    • spasmo
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2005
                                      • 2678

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                      My nose is bigger than my penis.


                                      Why does my nose itch now?

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                                      • stickyfingerz
                                        Doin fine
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 24984

                                        #20
                                        Mine pokes out the end so I have to take the cap off.....

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                                        • spasmo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2005
                                          • 2678

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                          Mine pokes out the end so I have to take the cap off.....
                                          A cap? You mean I can drain it?

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                                          • okdesign
                                            ICQ 278367136
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 24773

                                            #22
                                            I want proof Post pics in this thread, please

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                                            • Nookster
                                              Confirmed IT Professional
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 3744

                                              #23
                                              Proof not needed. Mine reaches the end and I gotta remove the cap to fully penetrate...but then it doesn't allow the succession to work its magic. Kinda sucks so I just fuck it half way...then have my fiancee help with the rest
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                                              • Pete-KT
                                                Workin With The Devil
                                                • Oct 2004
                                                • 51532

                                                #24
                                                your Internet penis is 15" so your real penis is 3 inches right?

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                                                • Violetta
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                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 28735

                                                  #25
                                                  My dick is so big that I need a FLESHBUS!
                                                  M&A Queen

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                                                  • TheLegacy
                                                    SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 18192

                                                    #26
                                                    you do realize that your attempting to fit it over the wrong head

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                                                    • Klen
                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 32234

                                                      #27
                                                      Well try with two flesh lights.

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                                                      • OG LennyT
                                                        Wall Street Pimp
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 14345

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                        your Internet penis is 15" so your real penis is 3 inches right?

                                                        Play nice Pete, you know the ratio is 1:3 not 1:5....
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                                                        • godisdead
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                          • 1213

                                                          #29
                                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj6LPkTjZe0

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