!!!! I'm about to earn $50K !!!!! Check it out :)

sorry, it's almost 50 million

What is even funnier is that somewhere in the world someone actually believes they have...

you'll be stinkin' rich

you must be glad

Call him

you rich bitch

lool, you lucky bastard

Time to use this funny expression: "congratz to the winners!"

lucky you

The other day I got one like this.... attached was a photo of an old woman, sick in bed.... (scanned for virus before DL) and some text about getting $MUCH if I helped.... so I did! not

wow now you can afford to buy hef's house he is selling

That's not 50k that's 50m

yeah, I wrote that in the second post

wow... you'll be so damn rich....
i wish I would get a few mails like this...

Damn, looks legit. Remember me when you hit the big time. Send me a bottle of Cristal while you burn up $100 bills lighting genuine Cuban cigars

You should be happy ... today I won only 300k

--------------------------------------------------------------
UNICEF AWARDS DEPARTMENT.
PAYMENT NOTIFICATION.
Ref 575061725
Fin: MX276
Batch: 8056490902/156
Winning no: AF5431/LPRC


This is to inform you that you have been awarded the sum of $300,000 Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars in the 2008 United Nations Children Emergency Funds (UNICEF).

UNICEF collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online. Six people were selected to benefit from this Financial Aid programme and you are one of the Beneficiaries.

PAYMENT AND CLAIM OF THE STATED SUM

Beneficiaries shall be paid in accordance with the standing payment guidelines. UNICEF Aid fund must be claimed not later than 20 days from date of this Notification. Any Prize not claimed within this period will be returned to the Treasury of the UNICEF.

The Information above fall within the Nigeria Location file and you are requested to contact the claims department and send them your Fund Identification Numbers [FIN];

CONTACT INFORMATION

FUND CLAIM DEPARTMENT UNICEF.
Contact Person: Mr.Charles Morgan
Email: [email protected]
Tel: +234-806-8267248

He shall immediately commence the process that will facilitate the release of your fund to you. Fill in the complete informations in the form below for the release of your fund.

Name:..................................

Age:.....................................

Sex:.....................................

Occupation:..........................

Current Address:......................

Country:...................................

Telephone No:.(Mobile)............................(Office).. ....................
Congratulations!! once again.

Yours in service,
Dr. (Mrs.) MELLISSA HELENS.
[Publicity Secretary]

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it's legit

It's awesome!

I got the same last week and already sent all my info and some transaction costs they needed

Money should be coming around any time soon and I've already bought a new Ferrari (sold my house) and let the wife drain the credit cards. Soon we'll have enough cash to make these expenses look ridicule.

Hell Ya!

Here's a business deal........

I have a better offer.........

From: DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU.
Southern North America

For the attention of you urgent.

I know this message will come to you as a surprise considering the fact
that we have notknown each other nor had any formal discussion before. I
got your contact as i was going through the international profiles in the
Emery Gap chamber Du Commerce.

I am of 66 years old, while myname is DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU, the son of
former farmer head of state Cote D"Ivoire Pres.Johnny Taka Dump Onu who was
almost lost peanut farm for having small nuts on 19th sept.2001. After
this tragic incident I ran to my neighbor who also had small nuts for
help I didnt get. I then studied hard to getmy nuts bigger. After my
study for months I found the perfect fertilizer....pure BULL SHIT.
I proud to say DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU now has the biggest nuts in world.
I now have $82,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (eightytwo gazillion two
dollars and 3 cents) in a secure Emery Gap Bank. Since I have no
related relatives here in Emery Gap. Because I nowhave big nuts now
I am willing to share my fortune with 81 honest people like you. Yes
each will get $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 (one gazillion) US dollars.
I will retain $1,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (one gazillion two dollars
and three cents) for not having small nuts now. The only thing I ask in
return is that you help promote worldwide BULL SHIT for fertilizer so
you to can have big nuts. Now, this money is the worlds future for
pure BULL SHIT and big nuts inNigeria.

furthermore, i have all the vital documents that covers the deposited fund
with me here in Emery Gap and allwill be sent to you on request for
your perusal. I am looking for a trustworthy person to assist me with the
following below:

(i)To assist me with a trustworthy account where the USfund will be
transferred into to promote BULL SHIT with you account number and
password.

(ii)To assist me and invest the fund in profitable BULL SHIT business(s)
to help other use BULL SHIT to get big nuts. This help you feed honest
peoples in Nigeria of your kin.

(iii)To assist me to get a permit (stay)where i can start helping you
get big nuts and have better life.

I hope you will betrusted to assist me as your brother and member of your
family. if so, thanks be to god because with him allthings are possible and
remember you tu can use BULL SHIT to get bigger nuts.

if you need urgent confirmation of the above matter you can contact me with
this email : [email protected] immediately if this business
of BULL SHIT and big nuts interest you.

I am looking forward to hear from you. Ifinterested we will require a good
faith deposit of $23.18 (twenty-three dollars and eighteen cents US) to process
claim toyou.

your urgent response will be appreciated.

Thanks and god bless you,
DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU. ([email protected])

I am going to make $5,000,000,000,000 once I cash my check.

Congratsssss! LOL

I want one too!!! LOL

The first time someone started a thread like this somewhere in 2001 it was funny, the 100th time in 2006 wasn't really funny anymore. Now in 2009 it's really old news.

I love this site http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm They basically turn around and screw these people back. Quite comical

lol , maybe u will rich now

I also made some money this week, Im up about 80 million

I have always volunteered to help good Samaritans with "American Names" who are oversees... they have always turned out to be trustworthy and honest. The only issue I once had was that the chick I was dealing with turned out to be a cross dresser so I moved on to help someone else who needed such transaction.

Very profitable endeavor ... Kongratz to the winners!

you should buy a bear to all on GFY ;)

Haha, and me also ;) That guy seems legit

Where do I send my cheque? How about a 50/50 deal?

go for it for sure

You can't even repost how much the scam is worth. Nicely done!

what i dont understand is why they dont use a bit of the money they scam from people to hire someone to write a real sounding letter.

I get these emails everyday....

Although it does show the fortitude of some Nigerians and the gullibility of some among us.

I've always wanted to be "in the Italy".

Yeah... but remember Smokey, the morons that go for that shit aren't exactly top shelf knowledge... Why waste the cash....