Subject: Not to worry = Re: IRS letter
Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the Wichita
Falls , Texas Times Record News...
Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15,
but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL
tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income
tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license
tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury
tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last
4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road
tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax,
state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax,
telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage
surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license
registration tax, capital gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas
assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma
and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run
out of space and money.
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest
mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles
Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of
course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.
Sincerely,
Ed Barnett
Wichita Falls
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus
check.
Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the Wichita
Falls , Texas Times Record News...
Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15,
but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL
tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income
tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license
tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury
tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last
4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road
tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax,
state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax,
telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage
surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license
registration tax, capital gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas
assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma
and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run
out of space and money.
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest
mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles
Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of
course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.
Sincerely,
Ed Barnett
Wichita Falls
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus
check.
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