Win a Free Paid Room + Badge at the 10th Anniversary Phoenix Forum for your best Foru

very cool contest, ill post a story tomorrow

mr corvett i am coming for the parties.

very nice... super...

Sweet.....I am thinking about the crazy shit I have done while attending this show in the past. So many stories.....I will have to think on this one. LOL
Can you submit more than one story?

i have more stories than anyone from this show. can't share them though.

haha.

Well my best PF story is when A1r3k, NickB, and I along with a bunch of others were at a topbucks dinner party.

We were standing outside in patio area that really was not a patio and the owners of the restaurant just had a fence around the building (they were not tied down)

As we are standing out there talking Nick trips backwards and hits the fence.. he is on his way down when A1r3k decides he can save him and tries to catch Nick from falling...well needless to say they both went down but the best part was that A!r#k managed to keep a cigarette intact and a bottle of beer without spilling one drop ..he did a nice tuck and roll and stood up with everything in one piece....

You had to be there but I would say it is one of my most memorable moments at the show.

( i think that's the way it happened.. A1r3k fill in the blanks)

I´ve never been to the Phoenix Forum, so I can´t tell a story about it. But it´s a nice contest for those who have been there before.

the funniest part was the owners of the restaurant thinking we were going to sue them for not having the railing attached to the wall. haha. i'm not sure actually which part was most funny, the entire restaurant seeing it happen, or the stunt that i pulled to not spill my beer. ROFLLLLLLL.

good one.

i think mohawk steve has a good story about xxxjay too.

this is hot... especially now that rooms are gone.

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I got a couple stories... just from last year so Ill sit here and type them up... couple goodies

Wow!

I think I have to get drunk to remember a story..

So I ended up in this room, where these "ghey guys" where putting on their boy-gangbang shirts


I decided to follow them because they were talking about going out to the Art Festival and local bars, to "Run-a-Mock".

They decided to stop by at Cabana 18, to meet with their favorite Fan (on the left)

Who has been they're butt buddy for a couple of years now.

We walked thru the Art Festival to the Bar across the street to start our Entourage fun
Since they didn't want to feel "too ghey" I suggested we have Red Headed Sluts


We went outside for some fresh air because our shirts were manking us too hot and found some more Fans


Their shirts were getting too tight so they starting appart..


We were getting bored so we decided to hit the streets and found a cute dog

We didn't care much about the girl, we had bigger man-boobs..

We then decided to go back to the show and look for some drunk WebMasters so we can take advantage of them..



We found some girls to compare man-boobs with

They liked how we tasted..



They decide to start Posing



They found a vulnerable guy so they decided to take him to their room, so I decided to stay back..

First story has to do with an awesome dinner I attended with a few people. It was the second night I think and I tagged along with Revsand, Baddog, AaronM, Dom, dormbucks Brett +1, PimpProfits Quinn and maybe one or two more... my apologies if I don't remembering.

Anyway, we walk a block to this awesome place, I forget the name... Aaron knew it to be good. I always roll with Aaron to some awesome dinner place. If there is anyone that knows a good place to eat, It's been Aaron so far.

So we get a table after a small wait. Were sitting there and I'm noticing it's a pretty nice place. Extremely professional. I wouldn't say 5 star, but possibly 4.

Anyway we sit there for a few chatting and our server comes over and introduces himself. Gets us liquid refreshments. All was normal.

But then... he said... "I'm going to tell you about our specials."

12-15 minutes later he is finished telling us the specials and how special they are. It was only 4, maybe 5 specials and I don't remember the first 3 or 4, but the last one stood out vividly to me. Along with everyone else.

It was a game hen plate. He was so in depth with every story to every special. But this one, was amazing...

He starts off the special like so.. "now this special is truly amazing, it will melt in your mouth. This is a wonderful game hen main course accompanied by a generous portion of forbidden black (forgot the word) rice. Now these are not just any game gen. These are local from a mountain not too far from here where a nice old lady hand feeds these chickens organic milk from the cow in the barn next to their coop. Feeding them milk for their whole lives makes the meat so tender and even milky. It sooooo good! Now the rice is a rare forbidden black rice. It's very rare and its hard to find. We just barely got a shipment from a local merchant and it's a treat just to offer it to you folks today."

There was a bit more but that's the jist of the dish. So, after he leaves to get our orders in we start to discuss amongst ourselves the odd, long special description. So all of us are totally boggled by the description, but most of us focused on the poor game hens. We thought about it and, here, you think about it now too. Chickens don't naturally drink milk. They don't drink a hell of a lot of water so it's not that natural for a chicken to be hand fed any liquid, let alone milk for their whole lives.

So were all sitting there picturing an old lady gagging chickens with eye droppers full of milk. We all actually heard lil chickens screaming and gargling in our minds. I went off on a small tangent about the forbidden rice and where the fuck did they get it. Should I eat it? It's forbidden!! Am I going to get an affliction from it? Will a long lost soul follow me around for indulging in the forbidden black rice?

So we all laughed but were slightly serious. When he came back to our table to check in on us we dropped on onslaught of tomfoolery on him. Things like...

"We need to get the number to animal services and I think you need to show us where this little shady hillside full of gagging and drowning chickens." ... "we don't condone the gagging and torture of harmless animals and quite frankly were appauled. We're worried about those chickens, however were loving everything else."

I mentioned something about the black rice. black market and such.

So that's the highlight of that dinner. It was very good. The guy was absolutely amazing at what he does. He can SELL! Although we were having none of it, we recognized his skill.

Someone should go there and hire him.

That is so gay... in a sexy way...

Shit i forgot the pics

Great contest Corvette

a lot of gay in this thread

ha, i remember seeing that, great dinner, the brazilian bbq place

I tell the story of the milk fed chicken pretty frequently. It was pretty funny.

Ok, this is the first story that came to mind when reading this post.....

One year while at the Phoenix Forum I went to the Lightspeed after hours party and got completely smashed on the open bar. It was a fun evening and I wasn't ready for it to end so I was really upset when I discovered that it was last call. Where had the time gone? Being that the rooms there don't have mini bars I figured I would try and buy a bottle of alcohol from the bar at the party.
After a long discussion with the bar tender I finally managed to buy half a bottle of Captain Morgan spiced rum (note, I cant stand rum) for the bargain price of $70.
After that I decided to wonder out to the court yard to find someone to help me consume the liquor that I had scored. That is where my drunk ass dropped the bottle. It shattered into a million little pieces and I stood there totally astonished.
(sorry to the hotel staff cos I didn't pick up the mess)
I realized at that point that I was destined to go to bed. So I wondered into the lobby of the hotel and got in the elevator to go back to my room. Once on my floor I started feeling a little icky and things started spinning. I stumbled down the hotel hall way with my heals in my hand and when I finally reached my room I struggled to get my room key into the door. (now if I was a male I would not have had a problem getting it in the hole,
but I would have had an issue keeping it in there considering the circumstances. :P lol)
Anyway, I repeatedly tried to open the door with my key but it wouldn't budge.
At this time I was not capable of walking let alone stand up so I finally leaned against the wall and then slid down to the floor and started banging on the door demanding to be let in.
Finally someone answered the door all pissed off........that is when I realized that I had been trying to get in to a room that wasn't even mine. The strange thing is that I had this sudden burst of sober energy and ran like hell once realizing what the fuck I had been doing.
To this day I have no clue who's room it was but if you are out there and are reading this thread then I apologize. LOL

Moral of this story - buy alcohol before the show for your room!

Bahaha! I blame Lightspeed!

You have the best stories KiwiGirl! love the ending! LOL

Hehehe I blame Lightspeed too Hone!
And Ross you know that I always have my priorities in order. LOL

I don't have a Phoenix Forum story or pictures... YET!

This will be my first time to the TPF, so I guess I can't win in this thread. I'll just have to live vicariously by reading all the great stories.

moral of the story, if you hear somebody pawing at your door in the middle of the night, it may be a good idea to let her in

OMG!

This Happen after coming from Punker Barbie's party, it was at their office.
Actually my roommate told me this happened..

It turns out the night before, I was wonder around the lobby looking for the elevator so they called security because they saw a drunk Mexican looking for a place to crash on their couch..They couldn't understand my mumbling so I guess I ended up showing them my ID and they ended up escording me to my room which my roommate noticed that two big security guards left laughing behind me..

pics or it never happened

although I can picture it

Sweet offer.

ugh, what a sight

I know a great story about Albert (CECash) but not sure he wants me to post that hahahha

unless you have the unfortunate luck of it being somebody wandering over from the gay wing

Hrm... My first show (2006) I was sharing rooms with a different person every night... Well on the last night, I think it was doot and matt from pimpinpays that graciously agreed to let me crash on their floor. We hung out most the night doing shots and getting ridiculously trashed, until I had to go puke in the pool bathroom... By the time I got out it seemed like security had cleared everyone off the pool deck, in fact that whole part of the hotel was empty and quiet (no idea how long I was in the bathroom).

I stumbled around the halls for probably another hour, knocking on random doors that had numbers I recognized, realizing that I probably wasn't going to find their room... All of a sudden I had done the full loop and was back at the pool deck entry. Those sun loungers looked pretty comfy, so I passed out on one of those...

After some time though I woke up shiverring uncontrollably, the desert air in March doesn't retain heat the way it does in the summer. I got the great plan to pull the pad off my lounge chair and lay it out next to the hot tub... stuck the lower half of my body in the hot tub and my head on the pad and fell asleep again. Woke up the next morning to Kates Playground asking what I was doing on the pool deck (think of the scene from the Little Mermaid).

Suffice to say since then I've always booked my own room at the Mission Palms.

LOL. This room is mine!

One year I'm at Phoenix Forum out at the pool eating dinner when Gunner and Misty Anderson sit down across from me. I had known Gunner for a few years abut we weren't good friends then and I had never met Misty Anderson. We started chatting, hit it off, and we decided to make a video of Misty Anderson working out. It's possible that we were somewhat drunk.

Somehow Hotmovies James got involved, and along with the Jace and NastyD from Hawtmoney we ended up in my room with my wife and Misty Anderson. Mist was wearing nothing but a bikini.

We had no real game plan and James wanted to play along, so he became our announcer. He just went for it without any planning what so ever....



By the way, Gunner and Misty and I have become good friends and have a done a lot of business since together since then!

James should sell the ShamWOW and the SlapChop!

Of course this night was fun.... This was at the other hotel back in the day....

My all time favorite Phoenix Forum story was the first year Lightspeed Cash did volleyball. By no small chance of fate, I was in charge of getting the Jager. The hotel made us purchase Jager from them, which was rather expensive. The look on Steve's face when I told him I charged $3k of Jager over a two period to my room was fucking priceless!

You and Jager........reminds me of saving my Mardi Gras Jager beads for you and the expression on your face when I gave them to you at the Phoenix Forum. It was like a lil boy on xmas morning. (then again you were pretty lit so maybe the expression was from the heat flashes that you were having from all the Jager you were consuming at the time?) LOL
Do you still have those beads mate?

Let me throw in story about getting woken up at 8am Sunday morning one year by one of our sponsors, who absolutely *had* to have their Cristal bottle that very moment. I mentioned to him that it was unfridgerated and likely warm, but apparently that was even better for their purposes. I went to the room, knocked on the door, and got a smirk from the guy who cracked the door to grab the bottle and few giggles from inside the room, and I left, knowing I had done a good deed.

A few years back, an attendee was pretty wasted from my understanding and was standing near the sponsors table right before we gave out the Cristal to the sponsors. He had in his hand, one of the big bottles engraved for premium sponsors (that bottle was for my client CorbinFisher.com), and he was chugging it! JoAnn Cadwell saw what was going on, confronted him, and said "Where did that come from?" His reply "There right over here, I'll grab one for you..."

It took almost 3 months to get a new bottle engraved and sent over to my client.

Wow, you know me that well?

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oh man....

oh man, i remember reading about that, i think that guy got fired, somebody from braincash

Ok here?s my story sorry for making it an epic.

A few years ago I brought my girlfriend to the Forum since we both live in town and CCBill throws a good party. It was only a month earlier my girl found out what I did for a living and so grudging agreed to go to the conference with me. After a great dinner in the ballroom and having a drink with the always fun Curious Toyboy whom I met that night, we went out to the courtyard to continue the festivities. Since I was drinking like a fish and my bladder is the size of a freakin? thimble I?d have to pee every 10 minutes. So every time I?d leave my girlfriend alone for a couple of minutes she?d be swarmed by marginally sober male attendees. I think her tight shirt and natural D breasts had a little something to do with it. So time after time I?d walk back to my girl and rudely interrupt the sword fight going on around her. We ended up meeting a lot of people that night but one guy stuck around after realizing the girl was with me. He started talking about how he was starting a site for Totally Tabitha. A couple minutes later Tabitha shows up and asks if I?d be interested in performing in a movie. Since banging some chick in a three way porn that was to appear on the Internet probably would have had an adverse effect on my girlfriend , plus I?ve got and Asian dick the size of a sharpened golf pencil, I declined. But I did offer my amateur photography skills to shoot the stills for their video.

Fast forward about 20 minutes and the team was able to recruit a couple of guys for the video. Tabitha, her manager, two Forum attendees (the stunt cocks), and me and my girl head up to Tabitha?s room. My girl not being 100% comfortable with the idea of bearing witness to a live double penetration was a total trooper and came into the room but opted to sit on the other side of the divider wall by the bathroom thus not being directly exposed to the frolicking fuck fest that was to ensue. Oddly enough, there was some dude in an air cast already in the room who offered to keep my girl company while we worked.

So Tabitha undresses and I start shooting the stills. Every now and again I peek over to make sure my girl is ok. She?s turned beet red and keeps muttering ?I can?t believe this is happening?. Ignoring the clear signs of distress I continue to snap photos. So now the two guys enter the scene with cocks in hand ready for action. I peek back over to see if my girl is ok and I notice the douche bag with the air cast slings his arm over her asking her if she would like to leave with him. At this point I decided that as fun as shooting stills is I?d rather have my girl so I politely excuse myself from the shoot and grab up my girl and head out.

She was still a little freaked out to be in the same room as a porn shoot but got over it quick. We then head over to LightSpeed?s hospitality suite for some more food and drinks. We finish off the night extremely drunk by the pool where she declares how this is the most fun she?s had in years.

So the moral of the story is that I did my first porn shoot and had a kick as time with my girl thanks to the Phoenix Forum and its sponsors.

Just Dave might have one or two of those tucked away too...

Tabitha is a cool chick and is ready for what ever..
sounds like your into your gf a lot! Too bad you had to leave because of her..

In fact, I do still have them. I kid you not - they are on my bed post!