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My To-Do list would include:
1. Body slam a Jehovah Witness on my front lawn (for shits 'n giggles).
2. Get plastered on Jack Daniels and go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
3. Eat a big, greasy meal at A&W - then march over to the Mayor's office and take a big steaming dump on his desk.
4. Do something far too illegal to detail here.
5. Borrow a tank from the local Armoury and play slalom downtown amongst all the parked cars.
6. Super-glue my neighbour's yappy chihuahua to a passing train (adios you annoying little shit!)
And last but not least...
7. Send my Ma some nice flowers and thank her for the opportunity to look at the stars in the night sky.
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