How do people eat lobsters?

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Vell
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2003
    • 170

    #1

    How do people eat lobsters?

    they are disgusting. they are like giant cockroaches.
  • Belinda
    NubilesCash.com Manager
    • Jul 2005
    • 4365

    #2
    With a little butter and garlic. YUM!
    NEW SITES FROM NUBILESCASH.COM

    MomLover.com, FamilySwap.xxx
    Skype- belindam81
    Email: [email protected]

    Comment

    • aico
      Moo Moo Cow
      • Mar 2004
      • 14748

      #3
      Originally posted by Vell
      they are disgusting. they are like giant cockroaches.
      Ok, I'll play. How exactly did you come up with this theory of yours?

      Comment

      • AaronM
        GFY Royality ;)
        • Oct 2001
        • 46917

        #4
        Originally posted by Belinda
        With a little butter and garlic. YUM!

        Fucken Eh.

        Comment

        • spasmo
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2005
          • 2678

          #5
          Some people have the same reaction to oral sex. They get over it.


          Surfers: Go here for hot babes.

          Comment

          • DarkJedi
            No Refunds Issued.
            • Feb 2001
            • 28301

            #6
            Originally posted by Vell
            they are disgusting. they are like giant cockroaches.
            People eat lobsters with their hands or they use a mechanical method to crack open the shell. Usually this is followed by brief moments of orgasmic experiences for the ears, lips and brain through which your taste bud is elevated to new heights as endorphins rush towards the center of your neuro-transmitter.


            Learn English motherfucker, it may help you to afford a decent meal one day.

            Comment

            • WiredGuy
              Pounding Googlebot
              • Aug 2002
              • 34515

              #7
              Warm butter, some garlic and with a side of steak, Mmmmmmmmm
              WG
              I play with Google.

              Comment

              • Vell
                So Fucking Banned
                • Sep 2003
                • 170

                #8
                In Colonial New England, lobsters were considered poverty food and were served only to children, prisoners and indentured servants. Some servants finally rebelled and had it put into their contracts that they would not be forced to eat lobster more than three times a week.

                Comment

                • DarkJedi
                  No Refunds Issued.
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 28301

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Vell
                  In Colonial New England, lobsters were considered poverty food and were served only to children, prisoners and indentured servants. Some servants finally rebelled and had it put into their contracts that they would not be forced to eat lobster more than three times a week.
                  What's your point? It is tasty; and you being such an incoherent fool won't be able to persaude anyone to lower themselves to the deeper domain of misery and loneliness and come join you to share a can of Chef Boyardee's.


                  Fuck off midget.

                  Lobster is delicious and you can't afford.

                  Comment

                  • Los
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 427

                    #10
                    dipped in some garlic butter

                    Comment

                    • aico
                      Moo Moo Cow
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 14748

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Vell
                      In Colonial New England, lobsters were considered poverty food and were served only to children, prisoners and indentured servants. Some servants finally rebelled and had it put into their contracts that they would not be forced to eat lobster more than three times a week.
                      Oh fuck I didn't know that, shit, I'll never eat lobster again.

                      Comment

                      • CDSmith
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • May 2001
                        • 51460

                        #12
                        More for me.

                        Lobster is heavenly. Only smart people should be allowed to eat it. :D
                        Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                        ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                        Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                        ICQ me at: 31024634

                        Comment

                        • spasmo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 2678

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Vell
                          Some servants finally rebelled and had it put into their contracts that they would not be forced to eat lobster more than three times a week.
                          Yup. When they were "negotiating" their "servant contracts" I'm sure they did.


                          Surfers: Go here for hot babes.

                          Comment

                          • sniperwolf
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 17743

                            #14
                            lol.. they are juicy.. do not over cook them...
                            ~Accepting design works~

                            Comment

                            • notabook
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 9748

                              #15
                              Ya know... I'll tell you a quick story that you may like. Just recently they discovered a new crustacean that looks like a lobster and it appears to grow a fur-like coat. Although it?s a bit sketchy on what the fur is for, marine biologists think it?s to detoxify poisonous materials from the water, letting the lobster survive near underwater vents. I mean just have a looksie at it:





                              Now I?m sure your thinking ?wow, that looks pretty damn cool!? You wanna know what my first thoughts were? ?Can I eat it? My god I bet that?d taste great with some garlic butter!?

                              Why?

                              BECAUSE LOBSTER IS FUCKING DELICIOUS AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU ARE A FUCKING COMMUNIST ASSHOLE WHO KILLS HOMELESS PEOPLE JUST SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH THEIR FRIGID CORPSES.

                              Comment

                              • madawgz
                                8.8.8.8
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 30509

                                #16
                                what are you talking about, they taste great!
                                TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

                                Comment

                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46917

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                  What's your point? It is tasty; and you being such an incoherent fool won't be able to persaude anyone to lower themselves to the deeper domain of misery and loneliness and come join you to share a can of Chef Boyardee's.


                                  Fuck off midget.

                                  Lobster is delicious and you can't afford.

                                  LOL

                                  That pretty much covers it right there.

                                  Comment

                                  • Vitasoy
                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 58202

                                    #18
                                    Love lobster.. Butter + Garlic = Yum


                                    [email protected]

                                    Comment

                                    • wdsguy
                                      Ryde or Die
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 19568

                                      #19
                                      this thread is making me hungry.

                                      Comment

                                      • GrouchyAdmin
                                        Now choke yourself!
                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 12085

                                        #20
                                        DarkJedi stole my thought, only, before I had it. Goddamned thief.

                                        Comment

                                        • Dirty F
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 59204

                                          #21
                                          Boil a lobster, split it in 2. Get the meat out. Cut it in small parts, put it back in the shell, cover it with garlic butter and cheese (real cheese, so non American) and put it under the grill for 2 mins. Yum yuuuuuuuuuuuum!

                                          Comment

                                          • Evil Doer
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 915

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by notabook
                                            BECAUSE LOBSTER IS FUCKING DELICIOUS AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU ARE A FUCKING COMMUNIST ASSHOLE WHO KILLS HOMELESS PEOPLE JUST SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH THEIR FRIGID CORPSES.
                                            see sig above mine

                                            Comment

                                            • Alky
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 5651

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Franck
                                              Boil a lobster, split it in 2. Get the meat out. Cut it in small parts, put it back in the shell, cover it with garlic butter and cheese (real cheese, so non American) and put it under the grill for 2 mins. Yum yuuuuuuuuuuuum!
                                              thats different....

                                              what kind of cheese?

                                              Comment

                                              • media
                                                Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 9853

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                Warm butter, some garlic and with a side of steak, Mmmmmmmmm
                                                WG
                                                My thoughts exactly... maybe a lil garlic mash potatos as well..
                                                I'm here for the violence!

                                                Comment

                                                • tical
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 6504

                                                  #25
                                                  damn, can i get lobster at 2am in vegas? hmmm.
                                                  112.020.756

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Furious_Female
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 8187

                                                    #26
                                                    I'd eat cockroaches if they were as yummy as lobster too
                                                    Skype: j3nn.com
                                                    ICQ 160370494

                                                    My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 40077

                                                      #27
                                                      mmmmm...eating a fresh lobster on a deck of a resturant in Cape Ann, Mass...one of those happy to be alive moments

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Ace_luffy
                                                        www.creationcrew.com
                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 12168

                                                        #28
                                                        yummy.... i want to eat lobster dip in a garlic butter.....yummmmy!


                                                        ++ Adult and Mainstream Websites Designs | 10 banners for only $50 | html5 Banners ++
                                                        email : [email protected] Telegram : https://t.me/creationcrew WhatsApp : +63 956 420 4819 | HTML5/Responsive Site - Div/CSS - ElevatedX - NATs - Wordpress

                                                        Comment

                                                        • Dirty F
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 59204

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Alky
                                                          thats different....

                                                          what kind of cheese?

                                                          Well, just a tasty cheese...something with flavour...preferably a bit older/ripe cheese if you know what i mean. And certainly not the cheese you find between your big mac

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Dirty F
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 59204

                                                            #30

                                                            Comment

                                                            • chainedsarah
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Sep 2006
                                                              • 62

                                                              #31
                                                              1.break them 2.eat them 3.put on new clothes

                                                              hit me! beat me!

                                                              Comment

                                                              • free4porn
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2005
                                                                • 4654

                                                                #32
                                                                lobster is great
                                                                Switch To Fling Now! I'm on 1:201 paid signups sending little traffic! Make $$$
                                                                Free Porn

                                                                Comment

                                                                • scottybuzz
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                  • 14799

                                                                  #33
                                                                  lobster rules u eat them with a metal stick
                                                                  $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • Antonio
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 14136

                                                                    #34
                                                                    fuck that, I can eat it 24/7, which reminds me that I still have some tiger prawns in my fridge, I might post a pic later on

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • Barefootsies
                                                                      Choice is an Illusion
                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 42635

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I don't.


                                                                      Should You Email Your Members?

                                                                      Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                                      Enough Said.

                                                                      "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • Tom_PM
                                                                        Porn Meister
                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                        • 16443

                                                                        #36
                                                                        They are very much like bugs. Teensy tiny "brain", just instinct.

                                                                        People love the flavor.

                                                                        There is no contradiction there.
                                                                        43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • J. Falcon
                                                                          www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                          • 31587

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Lobsters are amazing. I haven't had one in years, but it's still one of my favorite meals.
                                                                          Adult Copywriters



                                                                          SEO Content for Porn Sites
                                                                          sales at adultcopywriters dot com

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • CheeseFrog
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                                            • 1724

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I love crawfish, which are like miniature lobsters. Good stuff.
                                                                            Cary | AIM: cheesefrog | ICQ: 4287002

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • pathmaster
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                              • 125

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I love shrimp... never had lobsters

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • beckie
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                • 405

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                                mmmmm...eating a fresh lobster on a deck of a resturant in Cape Ann, Mass...one of those happy to be alive moments
                                                                                Cape Ann is a great place.

                                                                                We order lobsters from Maine a few times a year... can't forget the lobster bisque or stew.

                                                                                Sun Designs xxx
                                                                                icq - 16100431

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 40077

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by beckie
                                                                                  Cape Ann is a great place.

                                                                                  We order lobsters from Maine a few times a year... can't forget the lobster bisque or stew.

                                                                                  In my alternative life I live in Gloucester. I spent a lot of time there as a child and loved it.

                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                  • Phoenix
                                                                                    BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                    • 35475

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I actually dont like or eat lobster or crab etc.
                                                                                    I will have shrimp..but i just can't get past lobster being related to spiders.

                                                                                    They do taste good in garlic butter but not for me anymore....my wife she loves it with black bean sauce.
                                                                                    Telegram PhoenixBrad
                                                                                    https://quantads.io

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • SxDx
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                      • 2254

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      are you kidding me??? lobsters are fucking awesome to eat!

                                                                                      Hundies.com - $35/Trial Signup - All Exclusive!!



                                                                                      scott (at) dnav.com (dot) com

                                                                                      ICQ: 242-444-884

                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                      Working...