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  • JenniDahling
    Market Penetration Specialist
    • Jul 2005
    • 5285

    #1

    CrackWhore Sing-Along!

    CrackWhore Theme Song<-----(click to hear)
    Lyrics, Beats, Production - ytcracker

    the name cracker jack - the crack ho magnet
    pass out some crack and they let him tag it
    they hit off the pipe and then he shag it
    get a couple magnums and double bag it
    hoes know that we like em cheap
    i like to bust a nut then go to sleep
    but sometimes they tell him stories
    they are interesting and never boring

    if a ho spits good gaaaaaame
    we pass her some crack and we ask her naaaaaame
    then she tell us how fucked up her life is
    how her husband beats her cuz how cracked out his wife is
    this is the real world - minus austin
    dawsons creek - minus dawson
    bitch got no teeth so you know she aint flossing
    a rock and a half is all this ass costin

    crackwhoreconfessions ( dot com )

    let me tell you bout a whore named trisha
    20 years old and a snatch thatll get ya
    starting using H when she hit her teens
    got busted for hooking in a vice sting
    this sara girl pussy looks like roast beef
    she could kill a fly with the smell of her queef
    the bad and the ugly like lee van cleef
    cracker jack is their pimp bitch thats a belief

    then this bitch jeri shell let you bust in her
    so her husband can eat it for dinner
    laura shes a three hole hooker
    seven years later and shes still a crack cooker
    lindas on the crack whore diet
    rock and dick all you do is supply it
    20 bucks what it cost you to buy it
    pretty cheap i suggest that you try it

    crackwhoreconfessions ( dot com )


    Enjoy this tune and enjoy a tour of some crack houses courtesy of CrackWhoreConfessions.com


    Looks like they added some trash to bring out the orange in the Condemned sign


    This one comes fully furnished


    I'll take my sub on white, extra roaches, hold the mayo

    If you want to scar your mind more, be sure to check out the site CrackWhoreConfessions


    With stories like the America's Most Wanted Crackwhore


    You can see why these insane confessions convert like crazy!!!!!

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  • Imortyl Pussycat
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2006
    • 5449

    #2
    that is some seriously funny shit
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    • Due
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2001
      • 3620

      #3
      Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
      that is some seriously funny shit
      No that is some seriously scary shit
      I buy plugs
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      • d-null
        . . .
        • Apr 2007
        • 13724

        #4
        Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
        that is some seriously funny shit
        I don't see anything funny there??

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        • fuzebox
          making it rain
          • Oct 2003
          • 22353

          #5
          I've been converting pretty good with CWC the last month or so

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          • Dirty D
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 4044

            #6


            Some Webmasters don't want the words "Crack Whore" on their site... go figure!
            So, we also have www.GhettoConfessions.com (same content - same conversions)

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            • fuzebox
              making it rain
              • Oct 2003
              • 22353

              #7
              Originally posted by Dirty D
              Some Webmasters don't want the words "Crack Whore" on their site... go figure!
              Pussies!

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              • WinstonTriplexcash
                Confirmed User
                • May 2007
                • 2192

                #8
                Hahahaha, that shits funneh

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                • JD
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22651

                  #9
                  shoot me that ADX PM infoooooo plz

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                  • brassmonkey
                    Pay It Forward
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 77385

                    #10
                    ive seen crack fuck people up bad even death not too funny if u know people that were murdered over shit like that
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                    • Shey
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 1654

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dirty D
                      Some Webmasters don't want the words "Crack Whore" on their site... go figure!
                      Hmm, they probably have mommy issues... Site is great!
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                      • dougeetx
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 6163

                        #12
                        Am I getting older or what? That was pretty sad!
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                        • JenniDahling
                          Market Penetration Specialist
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 5285

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dougeetx
                          Am I getting older or what? That was pretty sad!
                          Naw, I still get squeemish when they edit the raw material, but that's the draw. I used to feel bad but sadly it is a choice, lifestyle and sickness all rolled into one.

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                          • tranza
                            ICQ: 197-556-237
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 57559

                            #14
                            So sad...
                            I'm just a newbie.

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                            • Reak AGV
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 4283

                              #15
                              That's some well setup scene

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                              • chelis
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2006
                                • 620

                                #16
                                lol, funny stuff!

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                                • Super Mario
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                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 302

                                  #17
                                  Mom... is that you??
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                                  • JenniDahling
                                    Market Penetration Specialist
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 5285

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Super Mario
                                    Mom... is that you??
                                    So wrong... FUNNY, but wrong

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                                    • ErosEscortNetwork
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                                      • Dec 2007
                                      • 8

                                      #19
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                                      • graphicdude
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 392

                                        #20
                                        It is like watching a train wreck you just can't look away...

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                                        • munki
                                          Do Fun Shit.
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 13393

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Super Mario
                                          Mom... is that you??

                                          I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                          • CosmicTang
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2007
                                            • 1478

                                            #22
                                            very tasteful. ;)
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                                            • AaliyahLove
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                                              • Apr 2008
                                              • 2722

                                              #23
                                              Oh I thought this thread was gna be about Pornstar Karaoke hehehehe


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                                              • JenniDahling
                                                Market Penetration Specialist
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 5285

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by AaliyahLove
                                                Oh I thought this thread was gna be about Pornstar Karaoke hehehehe



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