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  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787

    #1

    WARNING - SICK AUSSIE JOKE (But You Laugh or You Cry) ....

    OK, first Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter does, impaled by a stingray barb.

    A mere couple of days later, Peter Brock, an Australian touring and V* supercar driving legend, died when he trashed his car against a tree in a targa rally (off road racing).

    WHat are the odds of 2, well known, mainly well respected and HIGH profile Australian celebrities and luminaries, BOTH dying, WITHIN a week, and BOTH doing something that they LOVE ?

    Fucked up.

    So you laugh or you cry.

    This appeared on my cell phone as a text this morning.....

    [b]So Steve Irwin is up in heaven, and he turns to God and says, "You fucking idiot, I said I wanted a CROC, not a BROCK.[b]

    Brocks body is not even cold when someone came up with that, and as sad as this entire thing may be, laugh, because if you can't laugh, you may as well be dead yourself.

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  • Lykos
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2003
    • 31027

    #2
    sick indeedhehe

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    • betabomb
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2005
      • 777

      #3
      don't celebrity deaths usually come in 3's

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      • budz
        Disruptive Innovator
        • Sep 2003
        • 4230

        #4
        did you hear about steve irwins sunblock ?

        they had to pull it off the shelves it didnt protect against killer rays
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        • Bladewire
          StraightBro
          • Aug 2003
          • 56220

          #5
          You do know that these weren't accidents right?

          The Bush administration, upset at the lack of international support on the part of the Australian government, has decided to put it in it's place, taking away two true blue Aussie heros shamefully.

          Think about it... Steve Irwin, a great great man and expert in wildlife across the planet, killed by a stingray barb?

          Peter Brock, a race car driver, hitting a tree, causing his death?

          These things come in threes... one more on it's way


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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            I'm sure Steve and Peter would want everybody to have a laugh

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            • CuriousToyBoy
              Crazy Aussie Bastard
              • Aug 2005
              • 16787

              #7
              Originally posted by Squirtit
              You do know that these weren't accidents right?

              The Bush administration, upset at the lack of international support on the part of the Australian government, has decided to put it in it's place, taking away two true blue Aussie heros shamefully.

              Think about it... Steve Irwin, a great great man and expert in wildlife across the planet, killed by a stingray barb?

              Peter Brock, a race car driver, hitting a tree, causing his death?

              These things come in threes... one more on it's way
              Tom aka Squirtit, died, killed by a tower of falling gay porn DVDs.

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              • CuriousToyBoy
                Crazy Aussie Bastard
                • Aug 2005
                • 16787

                #8
                Originally posted by Spunky
                I'm sure Steve and Peter would want everybody to have a laugh
                Nice call dude.

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                • Damian_Maxcash
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 12745

                  #9
                  I am actually on the phone to Kate in Sydney as I write this....

                  Shes "What are you giggling about?.."

                  Me "Nothing".

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                  • CuriousToyBoy
                    Crazy Aussie Bastard
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 16787

                    #10
                    And just got another text ....

                    Wouldn't you think that as a man, Steve Irwin would have known that anything with two flaps that smelt like fish would find a way to break your heart

                    People are creative at least, even if many of us would not find that entertaining.

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                    • Thee Johnclave
                      The Billz Collectaz
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 632

                      #11
                      I'm with SquirtIt...

                      Bow to the US. Aquaman and Speedracer just took you out.
















                      PS. It's been tooooo long CuriousToyBoy



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                      • ChandieGirl
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 1421

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                        Tom aka Squirtit, died, killed by a tower of falling gay porn DVDs.


                        What a way to go!

                        We should all be so lucky!
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                        • CuriousToyBoy
                          Crazy Aussie Bastard
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 16787

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jimmy The Squid
                          PS. It's been tooooo long CuriousToyBoy
                          John my friend, it so fucking has been altogether too long.

                          Mexico or Curacao ?

                          Let's MAKE time.

                          It is always a pleasure, and an experience.

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                          • Thee Johnclave
                            The Billz Collectaz
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 632

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                            John my friend, it so fucking has been altogether too long.

                            Mexico or Curacao ?

                            Let's MAKE time.

                            It is always a pleasure, and an experience.

                            I'm afraid it may be neither, my friend. I have some "loose ends" that need tying up. But you'll be the first to know once they're knotted off.

                            See you sooner than your liver would prefer. ;)
                            Last edited by Thee Johnclave; 09-09-2006, 10:21 AM. Reason: 400 whoop



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                            • clip4free
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 852

                              #15
                              sick it is, but weird shit, how he died off a stupid fish...

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                              • rowan
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 17393

                                #16
                                Here's another one that's in pretty bad taste...

                                Q: What do Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common?

                                A: They were both killed by a fishtail.

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                                • georgeyw
                                  58008 53773
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 9865

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy

                                  Brocks body is not even cold when someone came up with that, and as sad as this entire thing may be, laugh, because if you can't laugh, you may as well be dead yourself.

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                                  • CuriousToyBoy
                                    Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 16787

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Jimmy The Squid
                                    I'm afraid it may be neither, my friend. I have some "loose ends" that need tying up. But you'll be the first to know once they're knotted off.

                                    See you sooner than your liver would prefer. ;)
                                    Damn.

                                    Vegas it may be brother.

                                    And MY liver is ALWAYS ready to rumble. Is YOURS ?

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                                    • CuriousToyBoy
                                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 16787

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by rowan
                                      Here's another one that's in pretty bad taste...

                                      Q: What do Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common?

                                      A: They were both killed by a fishtail.
                                      Where the fuck do they come up with this shit ?

                                      That, although I am shaking my head, is clever.

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