Today was the first time I got on a surf board... I had my ass handed to me.

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  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779

    #1

    Today was the first time I got on a surf board... I had my ass handed to me.

    So I stopped in Hawaii to meet up with Mr X from (Asia Bootleg DVDs) and he takes me out for a day in the waves.

    Since I was a young punk ass kid I was on a skateboard. Then at 16 I started snowboarding and still do it every winter if I can. Not to toot my own horn but I was a bad ass skater and still am a very good snowboarder.

    How hard could it be? And besides, it's a full moon tonight. I will rock!

    2 hours in the water and I had my ass handed to me. I sliced open my hand, sliced my big toe and then another board bashed me in the mouth... cracked one tooth, chipped another. It's a good thing I was already on pain meds for the other tooth that was just pulled a few days ago.

    Looking forward to tomorrow.

  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779

    #2
    But hey... the beer was cold and there are TONS of Japanese girls in Bikinis running around here.

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    • madawgz
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      • Mar 2006
      • 30509

      #3
      ive never been surfing, i gotta try it someday
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      • DWB
        Registered User
        • Jul 2003
        • 31779

        #4
        Originally posted by madawgz
        ive never been surfing, i gotta try it someday
        Standing up was the hardest part for me. Going from laying, to standing quickly and not losing my balance... very hard. I think a few more days out there and I will be able to not break something.

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        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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          • Jul 2004
          • 38323

          #5
          It's like riding a bicycle for the first time - once you fall off, you never forget how to fall off.

          But then you get better, just like skate boarding, and you learn to love riding waves. That is where the magic and the majesty take over...

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          • Monstaman
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 1021

            #6
            I have never tried it but I bet its very hard, I have never been very good at skating or snow boarding, just haven't got the balance for it ...
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            • escorpio
              doesn't fuck around.
              • Oct 2002
              • 23498

              #7
              Boogie board! Enjoy the waves without the hassle of trying to stand up.
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              • The Ghost
                IslandDollars.com
                • Oct 2004
                • 12188

                #8
                I hope you have pics of all this because i'm having a hard time envisioning you on a surf boards.
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                • CunningStunt
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 5594

                  #9
                  hehe - I took a couple of 3 hour lessons, and could stand up. then came all the shit with teh local surfers etc and couldn't be bothered with it.

                  true surfers will think you're a wimp, but I find it more fun on a boogie board as escorpio says - you just lay on the thing with your fins on, a wave comes along, and off you go. They're made of soft stuff as well, not fibreglass, so they don't slice you open or break bits.

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                  • Gillespie
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 1391

                    #10
                    Bodyboarding was always a lot more fun for me.
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                    • Nylz
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 8285

                      #11
                      GFY is a surf board too
                      No sig.

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                      • GoNe
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 2892

                        #12
                        Sounds like a great day. Seriously though just get back in the saddle and as soon as you been able to really catch your first wave you are gonna be hooked.
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                        • escorpio
                          doesn't fuck around.
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 23498

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CunningStunt
                          true surfers will think you're a wimp, but I find it more fun on a boogie board
                          Yeah, I should have pointed out that real surfers will laugh you out of the water. I don't care, it's fun without the suffering DWB went through!
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                          • MaddCaz
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                            • Mar 2006
                            • 9483

                            #14
                            yikes keep it gutter DWB

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                            • XRatedX
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 147

                              #15
                              damn dude u got fucked! i got beat up my first time, but only cuts and bruises. my buddy took me out to huntington beach. there was actually a surf competition going on at the time at one part. anyway, the hardest part for me was getting the fuck out there. the damn waves were vicious and kept crashing right on me as i paddled out. i got nowhere until i finally started getting the hang of it. i'm an athletic person and it was tough. the second hardest part was getting up. i got up a couple times that first time. the second time i went was twice as easy cuz it wasn't completely foreign to me and i had some idea of what to actually do.
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                              • JohnV
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 928

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                But hey... the beer was cold and there are TONS of Japanese girls in Bikinis running around here.
                                There's the payoff Yea surfing is not easy though, kinda like snowboarding for the first time...
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                                • tranza
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                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 57559

                                  #17
                                  For some reason I thought your were talking about surfer boards on the internet when I read the title..... For paysites promotion...

                                  Nevermind....
                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                  • OG LennyT
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 14345

                                    #18
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                                    • Aquarius
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 4754

                                      #19
                                      I've always wanted to surf but we don't have big enough waves here.

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                                      • Minte
                                        Babemeister
                                        • Jun 2001
                                        • 7082

                                        #20
                                        I remember that pain vividly.Years ago on my first trip to Hawaii I tried it on the north shore.After I finally figured out how to paddle it in a straight line and get out past the breakers.I sat on the board for quite a while watching these kids surf in..they made it look so easy.
                                        I damn near drowned when I got sucked into the undertow.
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