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  • Sexsitesurfer
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    • Aug 2005
    • 3157
    #1

    A joke

    Ted Nugent on Deer Hunting

    Ted was being interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?"'

    Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, "What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French."

    Paul
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    • notabook
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2006
      • 9748
      #2
      lol... pretty close to what he actually said. As per The Independent on Sunday:


      "What do these deer think when they see you coming?" I ask him. "Here comes the nice guy who puts out our dinner? Or, there's the man that shot my brother?"

      "I don't think they're capable of either of those thoughts, you Limey asshole. They're only interested in three things: the best place to eat, having sex and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French."

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        • Sexsitesurfer
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2005
          • 3157
          #3
          Originally posted by notabook
          lol... pretty close to what he actually said. As per The Independent on Sunday:


          "What do these deer think when they see you coming?" I ask him. "Here comes the nice guy who puts out our dinner? Or, there's the man that shot my brother?"

          "I don't think they're capable of either of those thoughts, you Limey asshole. They're only interested in three things: the best place to eat, having sex and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French."

          He's a friendly guy!!!!
          Paul
          DDF Productions
          Marketing manager
          Skype: Marketing.DDF
          ICQ: 316302313
          Cell: +36 30 732 6076
          [email protected]

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