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  • JayDeeZee
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 3595

    #1

    Tgif!!

    A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he replies, "S-H-I-T, ma'am." Surprised, she replies, "Excuse me, I was just trying to be nice , TGIF stands for 'Thank goodness it's Friday.' The man replies, "SHIT stands for 'Sorry honey it's Thursday.'
  • u-Bob
    there's no $$$ in porn
    • Jul 2005
    • 33063

    #2
    hmkay...............

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    • blazi
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 4321

      #3
      LOL, that is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny!!

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      • JayDeeZee
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2006
        • 3595

        #4
        Originally posted by u-Bob
        hmkay...............
        Got a better blonde joke there?.....spanky

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        • u-Bob
          there's no $$$ in porn
          • Jul 2005
          • 33063

          #5
          * A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

          "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
          The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
          A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
          "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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          • JayDeeZee
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2006
            • 3595

            #6
            That's not bad!

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            • nAtuRaLbEautY
              Confirmed User
              • May 2006
              • 6107

              #7
              sounds ok... not that bad
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              • JD
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Sep 2003
                • 22651

                #8
                Originally posted by u-Bob
                * A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

                "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
                The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
                A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
                "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

                omg...

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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271

                  #9
                  lol Nice joke!

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                  • Vitasoy
                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 58202

                    #10
                    hehe that gave me a chuckle


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                    • MaddCaz
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 9483

                      #11
                      Friday is Genetic for TERROR!!!!!

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                      • madawgz
                        8.8.8.8
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 30509

                        #12
                        haha
                        TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                        • PAC Media
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 245

                          #13
                          WORD!

                          SIGGY COMING SOON!

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                          • free4porn
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                            • Jun 2005
                            • 4654

                            #14
                            lol
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                            • rodney25
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 7090

                              #15
                              TGIF!!!




                              and thanks for that funny joke!


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                              • notabook
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 9748

                                #16
                                I hate dumb blonde jokes, but I got a chuckle out of that one lol

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                                • JayDeeZee
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 3595

                                  #17
                                  A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
                                  and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
                                  that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

                                  Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

                                  "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

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