I had to break some pretty bad news to my girl today. I knew I would hurt her.

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  • Cory W
    Deeply shallow
    • Jan 2004
    • 9133

    #1

    I had to break some pretty bad news to my girl today. I knew I would hurt her.

    I was really nervous, and knew what I was about to tell her would hurt her.

    But like a man, I did it.

    "Baby, tonight is the start of the NFL season. Remember the HD I got us? I know it works with "Desperate Housewives," but it is really made for NFL football games."

    She has not responded to me yet.
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  • TurboAngel
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    • Jun 2003
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    #2

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    • Fresh
      • Mar 2005
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      #3
      i think she'll be back when the seasons over


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      • Kevsh
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        • Dec 2004
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        #4
        Sounds like a good idea for a book:

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        • Wiseman
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          • Jan 2002
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          #5
          I have the 52 inch HD plasma downstairs in my basement with paneling. She has the 26 inch Walmart Tv upstairs with the pretty plants and nice couches. it makes these arguements easy.
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          • carol.prime
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            #6
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            • Cory W
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              • Jan 2004
              • 9133

              #7
              Originally posted by Wiseman
              I have the 52 inch HD plasma downstairs in my basement with paneling and my favorite potpourris.
              You go girl.
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              • scotty2hotty1111
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                • Apr 2006
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                #8
                a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
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                • Acne
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                  • Aug 2006
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by WEG Cory
                  You go girl.
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                  • =^..^=
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                    • Jan 2002
                    • 6935

                    #10
                    you forgot to tell her you'll be expecting cold beer when u hit the sofa!!!
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                    • Snake Doctor
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                      • Mar 2001
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                      #11
                      Gooooo Dolphins!!!!!!
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                      • Sosa
                        In Tushy Land
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 40149

                        #12
                        wahoo for football

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                        • shynfine
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                          • Sep 2006
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                          #13
                          get ready to ruuuuumble
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                          • PhillipB
                            Just a Simple Carpenter
                            • May 2003
                            • 1338

                            #14
                            So are Susan and Edie still fighting over Mike? And what about Lynette? Are the boys still causing trouble for her and Tom?

                            Oh wait, YOU'RE the one watching football, nevermind. Go Red Sox!

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                              • WalkerTR
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                                • Jun 2006
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                                #16
                                LMAO

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                                • Doctor Dre
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                                  • Jan 2001
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                                  #17

                                  Owned ;)
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                                  • mlove
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                                    • Apr 2005
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                                    #18
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                                    • MrCain
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                                      • Jun 2006
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                                      #19
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                                      • Miss Nancy
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                                        • Jul 2006
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                                        #20


                                        My boyfriend gets the whole basement with his plasma and friends..... I'm happy as long as my inventory of shoes are forever growing.
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                                        • Mohawk Steve
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                                          #21
                                          Hopefully she lets you still come out and play this weekend.

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                                          • JayDeeZee
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                                            • Aug 2006
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                                            #22
                                            LOL!!! Way to go!

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                                            • Michaelious
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                                              • Jan 2004
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                                              #23
                                              She needed to know the truth!

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                                              • O MARINA
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                                                • Mar 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by APN Philip
                                                So are Susan and Edie still fighting over Mike? And what about Lynette? Are the boys still causing trouble for her and Tom?

                                                Oh wait, YOU'RE the one watching football, nevermind. Go Red Sox!

                                                Phil knows the scoop!!!!!!

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                                                • jacked
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                                                  • May 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  she's probably stewing over that one... lol
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                                                  • wdsguy
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                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 19568

                                                    #26
                                                    you are going to sleep alone tonite buddy.

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                                                    • Raja
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                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 1094

                                                      #27
                                                      Corey let's distract the girls on Sunday with a couples day. Couples day will feature you and I watching football while the girls talk about Grey's Anatomy over a hot stove.




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                                                      • axelcat
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                                                        • Jun 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        good one

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                                                        • Harley Girl
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                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 864

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                          I was really nervous, and knew what I was about to tell her would hurt her.

                                                          But like a man, I did it.

                                                          "Baby, tonight is the start of the NFL season. Remember the HD I got us? I know it works with "Desperate Housewives," but it is really made for NFL football games."

                                                          She has not responded to me yet.
                                                          soooo mean.... how could you say that to your girl Cory?

                                                          i know what would make her feel better.... a nice new flat screen TV for the bedroom... so she can watch her shows while you are watching football...lol

                                                          oh.... and..... a new Tiffany's braclet...
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                                                          • Elli
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                                                            • Apr 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Raja
                                                            Corey let's distract the girls on Sunday with a couples day. Couples day will feature you and I watching football while the girls talk about Grey's Anatomy over a hot stove.

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                                                            • Honez
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                                                              • Apr 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Am I the only female that has never watched Desperate Housewives?
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                                                              • avolongold
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                                                                • Jul 2006
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                                                                #32
                                                                lol, wives and girlfriends dread football season
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                                                                • Vitasoy
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                    • Nov 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    The HD was designed from the ground up for NFL games and viewing The Sopranos........ according to secret files obtained surreptitiously from Samsung, Philips, and Sony. (wink)

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                                                                    • tony299
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                                                                      • Aug 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      be strong Tell her to make you wings for the game lol

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                                                                      • kristin
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                                                                        • Sep 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        GO STEELERS!!

                                                                        Can't wait for the start of the season and no better team to kick it off!
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                                                                        • pussyluver
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                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 11009

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Blowjob or football? What's your choice?

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                                                                          • reynold
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                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 51271

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by pussyluver
                                                                            Blowjob or football? What's your choice?

                                                                            You can't always ask for replays on football games.

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                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 133978

                                                                              #39
                                                                              When will women realize most men need sports in their lives..if they can't accept it..fuck em

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                                                                              • Sparks
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                                                                                • Nov 2004
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Lol that's funny

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                                                                                • msan
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                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • betabomb
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    women get what they need

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                                                                                    • NaughtyAllie
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                                                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Oh my God that is so funny. Poor girl I hope she's doing ok.

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                                                                                        • Mar 2005
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        LMAO....you are a word smith and I was thinking you did something stupid to that nice girl...

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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Owned.

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                                                                                          • sniperwolf
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                                                                                            • Mar 2005
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                                                            You go girl.
                                                                                            I was seriously reading this thread.. back then lol
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Try doing her doggie-style over the coffee table facing the game on the TV...

                                                                                              It's basically a win-win solution.

                                                                                              You bust a nut, lay back on the couch - she's happy and full of energy, and goes to fetch the next round of snacks and drinks...I love football season.

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                                                                                              • free4porn
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                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • rodney25
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                                                                  I was really nervous, and knew what I was about to tell her would hurt her.

                                                                                                  But like a man, I did it.

                                                                                                  "Baby, tonight is the start of the NFL season. Remember the HD I got us? I know it works with "Desperate Housewives," but it is really made for NFL football games."

                                                                                                  She has not responded to me yet.


                                                                                                  I hope she's kind enough to understand.


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                                                                                                  • Deraj
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Wiseman
                                                                                                    I have the 52 inch HD plasma downstairs in my basement with paneling. She has the 26 inch Walmart Tv upstairs with the pretty plants and nice couches. it makes these arguements easy.
                                                                                                    After that weekend (week) we had in Chelan, it was a godsend to sit and watch that TV and chill in your basement.

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