If you threw your own Webmaster show, what funny sponsorships would be available?

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  • PhillipB
    Just a Simple Carpenter
    • May 2003
    • 1338

    #1

    If you threw your own Webmaster show, what funny sponsorships would be available?

    We've all taken a dump on sponsored toiletpaper, pissed on sponsored urinal cakes, and puked at sponsored open bars. You're throwing a major Webmaster tradeshow and want to offer marketing opportunities that will get noticed. What would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO!
  • Dragar
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2006
    • 1079

    #2
    I would say sick

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    • karlm
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2004
      • 4194

      #3
      Sponsored bodyguards for all the drunk twats that try it on with the talent. LOL
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      • Honez
        Confirmed Brat
        • Apr 2003
        • 6636

        #4
        Branded straws, mirrors and razor blades
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        • PhillipB
          Just a Simple Carpenter
          • May 2003
          • 1338

          #5
          Originally posted by Honez
          Branded straws, mirrors and razor blades
          lol! What show is this, Webmaster Access Columbia?? ;-)

          SpaCash did mirrors once.

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          • Honez
            Confirmed Brat
            • Apr 2003
            • 6636

            #6
            Originally posted by APN Philip
            lol! What show is this, Webmaster Access Columbia?? ;-)

            SpaCash did mirrors once.
            Geez! I see where your mind is. The straws are for drinks, the mirrors are for the chicks to check their makeup and the razor blades are for slicing your wrists once you wake up after drinking your weight in free alcohol and realize you urinated all over your biggest affiliate, threw up in the pool then crapped your pants while passing out half naked in the lobby bathroom and it was all caught by FUBAR.
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            Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com
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            • PhillipB
              Just a Simple Carpenter
              • May 2003
              • 1338

              #7
              Originally posted by Honez
              Geez! I see where your mind is. The straws are for drinks, the mirrors are for the chicks to check their makeup and the razor blades are for slicing your wrists once you wake up after drinking your weight in free alcohol and realize you urinated all over your biggest affiliate, threw up in the pool then crapped your pants while passing out half naked in the lobby bathroom and it was all caught by FUBAR.
              My mind? I was simply thinking of the nice beaches in Colombia...the straw for our hats, the mirrors to make sure we rubbed in sunblock all the way, and the Oakley Razor Blade sunglasses to keep the sun out of our eyes. What were you thinking?

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              • WiredGuy
                Pounding Googlebot
                • Aug 2002
                • 34516

                #8
                Branded shavers

                Works on getting a nice shave and ironic of a PPS sponsor to brand their logo onto a shaver. I'd use it

                WG
                I play with Google.

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                • NinjaSteve
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 11089

                  #9
                  I'm not sure but I do remember sexyads giving me a free $1 bill.
                  ...

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                  • Mr. Romance
                    The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 7821

                    #10
                    Originally posted by APN Philip
                    lol! What show is this, Webmaster Access Columbia?? ;-)

                    SpaCash did mirrors once.

                    and rolling papers...the mirrors were designed for women's personal use...

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                    • Dwreck
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 7362

                      #11
                      For complete shock and gross out value value Phil, make APN tampons. Pretty gross I know but hey I don't think its been done yet.
                      Derek *Dwreck* Smout
                      Program Manager
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                      • jmk
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 5391

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dwreck
                        For complete shock and gross out value value Phil, make APN tampons. Pretty gross I know but hey I don't think its been done yet.


                        Used ones?

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                        • SlickCash Brock
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 935

                          #13
                          I am thinking about sponsor enimas seeing as so many ppl at these shows are full of shit..... ;)
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                          • NaughtyAce
                            Traffic - Protect Content
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 1482

                            #14
                            Originally posted by APN Philip
                            We've all taken a dump on sponsored toiletpaper, pissed on sponsored urinal cakes, and puked at sponsored open bars. You're throwing a major Webmaster tradeshow and want to offer marketing opportunities that will get noticed. What would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO!
                            Phil.... you've been to Mexico.... c'mon..... Donkey Show!!! all the way..
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                            • HAPPYPEEKERS
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                              • Feb 2004
                              • 7566

                              #15
                              this thread is crazy lololol
                              Please Read All Of My Posts In A Sarcastic Tone So You Get The Full Effect!!



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                              • SlickCash Brock
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 935

                                #16
                                Originally posted by NaughtyAce
                                Phil.... you've been to Mexico.... c'mon..... Donkey Show!!! all the way..
                                Only ACE would think Donkey Show as his first choice!!!!!
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                                • Gabriel
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 4789

                                  #17
                                  "Get Out Of Jail Free" card.
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