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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #1

    Women!

    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

    When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
  • sevent1
    Registered User
    • May 2005
    • 80

    #2
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    • godisdead
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      • Jun 2006
      • 1213

      #3
      Wise decision, man!
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      • OG LennyT
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        • Jun 2003
        • 14345

        #4
        LOL.... funny stuff
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        • notabook
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          • Apr 2006
          • 9748

          #5
          We truly grow wiser with age.

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          • AssPirate
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2006
            • 2135

            #6
            A blow-up doll with big tits would be a better alernative (and self-cleaning orifices).

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            • BluewireAngie
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              • Apr 2006
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              #7
              hehe......
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              • shake
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                • Jul 2003
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                #8
                great story...
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                • carol.prime
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                  • Jul 2006
                  • 6960

                  #9
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                  • Gnat69
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                    • Jan 2004
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                    #10
                    LMFAO....hahaha your so funny...(c:
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                    • Pete-KT
                      Workin With The Devil
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 51532

                      #11
                      very nice

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                      • UniversalPass Pete
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                        • Dec 2004
                        • 7368

                        #12
                        LOL!


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                          • May 2006
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                          #13
                          Lol, you learn from experience.
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                          • Mike_AWP
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                            • Apr 2006
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                            #14
                            lol...


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                            • LittleSassy
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                              • May 2005
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                              #15
                              we learn from experiences...hehehe

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                              • Ivana Fukalot
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                                • Mar 2006
                                • 2482

                                #16
                                hehe good argument

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                                • Elli
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                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 17991

                                  #17
                                  hehe so profound...
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                                  • reynold
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                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 51271

                                    #18
                                    I'm happy that he finally settled down .

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                                    • rodney25
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                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 7090

                                      #19
                                      We just make it a bit more complicated. Thanks for enlightening us.


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                                      • GrouchyAdmin
                                        Now choke yourself!
                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 12085

                                        #20
                                        Brilliant. One suggestion, though:

                                        "When I was 14, I decided I should get a girlfriend, and being young, I figured the more to hold, the more value.. I wanted a girl with big tits."

                                        Makes it totally circular that way.. but I loved the story. So goddamned true.

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