I raced Sir-Mix-A-Lot on the highway tonight

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  • Deraj
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 2790
    #1

    I raced Sir-Mix-A-Lot on the highway tonight

    Funny shit.. he lives about 1 block from my grandmothers house. When I was leaving I ended up behind him in his black Escalade. Followed him down the windy road heading for the highway riding his ass. He soon got irritated and slowed way down. We took a left and got onto the highway on-ramp and he smashed on the gas. I got up beside him and floored it... raced until his Caddy topped out at about 90+ mph and blew by him.

    Thought that was kinda neat... even tho Mix hasn't been a big deal for a LONG TIME
    ICQ: 193.211.414 -

    Originally posted by Unknown
    If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
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    • Gillespie
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      • Aug 2006
      • 1391
      #2
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        • Spunky
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          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Did you give him the finger when you passed him?

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            • Deraj
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2005
              • 2790
              #4
              Originally posted by Spunky
              Did you give him the finger when you passed him?
              Nahh.. I got love for the guy.. he made his Million

              ..besides at 110 mph, I was too busy watching the road and gripping the steering wheel!
              ICQ: 193.211.414 -

              Originally posted by Unknown
              If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                • wdsguy
                  Ryde or Die
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 19568
                  #5
                  wow u are such a big shot.

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                    • tungsten
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                      • Mar 2004
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                      #6
                      racing SUVs is the next big thing?
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                        • TSGlider
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                          • Aug 2006
                          • 673
                          #7
                          THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
                          Next time you leave him in the dust, yell out, "The Posse's on Broadway, b'otch!"

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                            • Deraj
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 2790
                              #8
                              Originally posted by wdsguy
                              wow u are such a big shot.
                              Originally posted by tungsten
                              racing SUVs is the next big thing?
                              Maybe you two are missing the point - It was just funny
                              ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                              Originally posted by Unknown
                              If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                • Grapesoda
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 46234
                                  #9
                                  I raced jay leno on the 405 to the 118 . . he hit the 5 S, I went to the 210 E . . we hit about 130 -bmb

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                                    • badmin
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                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 71
                                      #10
                                      U shoulda ran him off the road!
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                                        • HAPPYPEEKERS
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                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 7566
                                          #11
                                          That would scare me to death going that fast..
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                                            • teg0
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                                              • Jan 2006
                                              • 4204
                                              #12
                                              mixalot >*

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                                                • Scroto
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 2804
                                                  #13
                                                  I raced tupac the other day, he had biggie with him..no shit!

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                                                    • corvette
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                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 7880
                                                      #14
                                                      was it on Broadway?
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                                                        • blazi
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 4321
                                                          #15
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                                                            • NickPapageorgio
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                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 8323
                                                              #16
                                                              He likes big butts...I hear he doesn't lie too.

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                                                                • Deraj
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                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                  • 2790
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Scroto
                                                                  I raced tupac the other day, he had biggie with him..no shit!
                                                                  Nice.. congrats I would have had Lil Kim show me her TaTa'z
                                                                  ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                                                  Originally posted by Unknown
                                                                  If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                                                    • Scroto
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                      • 2804
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Deraj
                                                                      Nice.. congrats I would have had Lil Kim show me her TaTa'z
                                                                      maybe next time lol

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                                                                        • Deraj
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                          • 2790
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by corvette
                                                                          was it on Broadway?
                                                                          Something funny.. in Seattle broadway is the place to be if you are gay/lesbian. Makes you wonder about ol Mix ehh?
                                                                          ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                                                          Originally posted by Unknown
                                                                          If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                                                            • Deraj
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                              • 2790
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                                                              He likes big butts...I hear he doesn't lie too.
                                                                              FYI - He doesn't lie.. in fact, he speaks for a large majority of the black community!
                                                                              I saw him eating at Red Robin with his mom one day a while back. He's got a Big Ol swollen pot belly now. You can tell he hasn't been in front of the camera in a while, hehe.
                                                                              Last edited by Deraj; 09-06-2006, 07:15 PM.
                                                                              ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                                                              Originally posted by Unknown
                                                                              If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                                                                • Thurbs
                                                                                  The Thrilla in Manila
                                                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                                                  • 4785
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  nice jared ... I try to race taxis here, but they arent feelin it

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                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                      • 9483
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • free4porn
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                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                          • 4654
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          only 90 lol, thought he would have something faster.
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                                                                                            • sicone
                                                                                              Retired
                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 18453
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              you're lucky his posse was on broadway and not on his back, could have been ugly.

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                                                                                                • Real blood
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                  • 178
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Scroto
                                                                                                  maybe next time lol
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                                                                                                    • J. Falcon
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Did you put em on the glass? lol
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                                                                                                        • Pleasurepays
                                                                                                          BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                          • 11913
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Deraj
                                                                                                          Funny shit.. he lives about 1 block from my grandmothers house. When I was leaving I ended up behind him in his black Escalade. Followed him down the windy road heading for the highway riding his ass. He soon got irritated and slowed way down. We took a left and got onto the highway on-ramp and he smashed on the gas. I got up beside him and floored it... raced until his Caddy topped out at about 90+ mph and blew by him.

                                                                                                          Thought that was kinda neat... even tho Mix hasn't been a big deal for a LONG TIME
                                                                                                          your grandmother lives in black diamond?

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                                                                                                            • Deraj
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                                              • 2790
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                                              your grandmother lives in black diamond?
                                                                                                              I've lived in Auburn most of my life as well as my family. She lives up on Lake Holmes Rd as does he

                                                                                                              Normal house.. always has a white Avalanche parked in front.
                                                                                                              ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                                                                                              Originally posted by Unknown
                                                                                                              If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                                                                                                • Deraj
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                  • 2790
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Thurbs
                                                                                                                  nice jared ... I try to race taxis here, but they arent feelin it
                                                                                                                  Would you?

                                                                                                                  ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Unknown
                                                                                                                  If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                                                                                                    • Deraj
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                      • 2790
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by free4porn
                                                                                                                      only 90 lol, thought he would have something faster.
                                                                                                                      He used to have a Red Ferrari that he drove around town. Actually showed it to me when I was a kid. His rear-view mirror was a video camera - this was back in like '90.

                                                                                                                      Back in these days

                                                                                                                      ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Unknown
                                                                                                                      If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                                                                                                        • shake
                                                                                                                          frc
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                          • 4663
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          lol this is a funny one
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                                                                                                                            • Deraj
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                                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                              • 2790
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by sicone
                                                                                                                              you're lucky his posse was on broadway and not on his back, could have been ugly.
                                                                                                                              I think his only posse now is wife and kids
                                                                                                                              ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Unknown
                                                                                                                              If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                                                                                                                • Huggles
                                                                                                                                  GFY'S #1 retard
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 12597
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Wow an ESCALADE?


                                                                                                                                  fuck that is a RARE car, did it have big chrome wheels? holy crap
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                                                                                                                                    • Dragar
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                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 1079
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      you should have asked him why he promotes gas guzzling crap cars

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                                                                                                                                        • GTS Mark
                                                                                                                                          Vrume Mark
                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 20912
                                                                                                                                          #35
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                                                                                                                                          Eye contact is on, I'm rollin down windows pointin at thongs
                                                                                                                                          And she's poppin them buttons and yankin that blouse
                                                                                                                                          Girl let it all out!
                                                                                                                                          And that's what she did, baby ain't no kid
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                                                                                                                                          Cause she put 'em on the glass (yeah)

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                                                                                                                                          Put 'em on the glass ..
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                                                                                                                                            • Deraj
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 2790
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                                                                                                                              Got 'em up, yeah my Taliano, not many brothers is rollin in Diablos
                                                                                                                                              Hittin the hard rock, to finish my work spot
                                                                                                                                              I'm lookin for females to cop (yeah)
                                                                                                                                              You thinkin past me, I'm rollin up a five point O like pimps on ho, G
                                                                                                                                              And I'm sittin in third, I'm never on swerve, to the right I merge
                                                                                                                                              Now I'm patrollin and I'm lookin for a skirt, this thing I'm holin
                                                                                                                                              I still got game ain't a damn thing change
                                                                                                                                              I spot ten V's in the left lane
                                                                                                                                              Eye contact is on, I'm rollin down windows pointin at thongs
                                                                                                                                              And she's poppin them buttons and yankin that blouse
                                                                                                                                              Girl let it all out!
                                                                                                                                              And that's what she did, baby ain't no kid
                                                                                                                                              36 D's a make a man skid
                                                                                                                                              I'm puttin in work on the freeway pass
                                                                                                                                              Cause she put 'em on the glass (yeah)

                                                                                                                                              [Break] - w/ ad libs
                                                                                                                                              Put 'em on the glass ..
                                                                                                                                              Put 'em on the glass, girl
                                                                                                                                              Put 'em on the glass

                                                                                                                                              DH
                                                                                                                                              ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Unknown
                                                                                                                                              If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                                                                                                                                • BrettJ
                                                                                                                                                  ol' timer
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 4715
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  sounds like he's got some free time, you should get him to do the players ball. i went to a show of his at the fenix underground like 2 years ago. pretty sad shit. I didn't even know he was going to be there that night. didn't seem like the other 25-40 people did either. but it was kinda cool to have your own private show with Mix

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                                                                                                                                                    • Deraj
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 2790
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BrettJ
                                                                                                                                                      sounds like he's got some free time, you should get him to do the players ball. i went to a show of his at the fenix underground like 2 years ago. pretty sad shit. I didn't even know he was going to be there that night. didn't seem like the other 25-40 people did either. but it was kinda cool to have your own private show with Mix
                                                                                                                                                      hehe, yeah. I'm suprised anyone recognized his ass. Maybe if you see him out, you could offer him a glass of Cristal? Prolly been 10+ years since he's seen that

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                                                                                                                                                      ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Unknown
                                                                                                                                                      If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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