Its Offical: IRS to Refund $30 to $60 to Everyone w/ a Phone for Illegal Tax

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  • minusonebit
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2006
    • 7391

    #1

    Its Offical: IRS to Refund $30 to $60 to Everyone w/ a Phone for Illegal Tax

    Like most things the IRS does, its slanted towards families with two kids. Single people (that is, the intelligent amoung us) are always left high and dry by this worthless organization. Trust me, you are much better off itemizing these deductions espically if you used long distance service more than a couple of times a month.

    "The standard amounts are based on the total number of exemptions claimed on the 2006 federal income tax return. The standard amounts are $30 for a person filing a return with one exemption, $40 for two exemptions, $50 for three exemptions and $60 for four or more exemptions. For example, a married couple filing a joint return with two dependent children (for a total of four exemptions) will be eligible for the maximum standard amount of $60."


    "?The easiest way for eligible taxpayers to get their money back is to use the standard amounts,? said IRS Commissioner Mark W. Everson. ?These amounts save taxpayers from locating 41 months of old phone bills and analyzing these bills to determine the taxes paid. We believe the standard amounts are both reasonable and fair.?

    Everson is a fucking idiot if he thinks that we paid a mere $30 over 41 months in taxes on our long distance bills. Hell, I may have paid that much in six months on a personal level, and thats not counting the massive spending I did for commercial service in those years. Hell, during two of those years I was doing some heavy duty marketing (trying to sell, of all things, long distance service) and I was racking up a phone bill of $500 every single months on cold calls.

    So what about the other 80 years that they have collected this illegal tax? They get to keep those? The courts say yes, I say no. This year, Uncle Sam, I'm gonna really work on padding those deductions.

    Full Details: http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/...161504,00.html
  • minusonebit
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2006
    • 7391

    #2
    Originally posted by IRS
    The IRS will refund to you the taxes on long-distance service billed to you for the period after Feb 28, 2003 and before Aug 1, 2006. Taxpayers should request this refund next year when they file their 2006 tax returns.
    Fuck that shit.

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    • bl4h
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2006
      • 1282

      #3
      meh they can keep it. This country needs every penny

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      • AdPatron
        No commissions, no fees.
        • Apr 2003
        • 17706

        #4
        My company pays for our phones, so who cares -lol.

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        • fr0gman
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          • Feb 2005
          • 2093

          #5
          Originally posted by JoesTraffic
          My company pays for our phones, so who cares -lol.
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