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  • Elle Sommers
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    • Oct 2005
    • 660

    #1

    Wanna hear a funny joke?

    Okay so I heard a funny joke today, and thought I'd pass it along...

    Theres this guy thats about to get married.. he and his fiance have been dating for over a year and they're ready to tie the knot.

    He is excited, but has one tiny hangup. His fiance has a REALLy hot younger sister. She is 22, tall with long legs, always wears tiny mini-skirts and tends to go braless.

    A few weeks before the wedding, his fiance's sister calls him and asks him to come over to go over some of his addresses for the wedding invitations. He gets to her house, where she lives all alone, and she's looking very sexy. The lights are dimmed down and she has some candles glowing on the table.

    She offers him a glass of wine, which he accepts, and they go over the addresses. The whole time they're sitting on the couch, she is sitting very close to him and acting very flirty.

    After all the addresses are checked, she stands up and looks at him seductively. She says to him, "I know you've wanted me since the first time you saw me. I've wanted you too. You're about to marry my sister, and this may be your last chance to get what you want. I'll be upstairs waiting for you, and if you want to have one last fling before you're married I suggest you meet me upstairs."

    With that, she takes off her panties and tosses them to him as he sits on the couch in awe. He stands up, drops the panties, and bolts out the door!!!

    He gets outside and almost runs into his future father-in-law.. behind him is the rest of his fiance's family!!! The old man grabs him and gives him a big hug as he says, "You've passed our little test! Welcome to the family son!"

    So what is the moral of this story?

    Keep your condoms in your car.

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  • Honez
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    • Apr 2003
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    #2
    Ahahaha! Good one!
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    • gimo33
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      • Mar 2006
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      #3
      Lmao! thats a good one!
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      • Elle Sommers
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        • Oct 2005
        • 660

        #4
        Tehehe, I've laughed at least 3 times about this joke today.

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        • Monstaman
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          • Jul 2004
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          #5
          hahaha very funny ...
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          • PAC Media
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            • Sep 2006
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            #6


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              #7
              nice joke

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              • SilverTab
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                #8
                Nice one....
                plus it gave me a hard-on....
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                • dakota1358
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                  • Oct 2005
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                  #9
                  OMG I can't stop laughing
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                  • Elle Sommers
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                    • Oct 2005
                    • 660

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SilverTab
                    Nice one....
                    plus it gave me a hard-on....
                    Thats the best part of the joke!

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                    • WiredGuy
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                      • Aug 2002
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                      #11
                      hahaha, thats awesome.
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                      • BT
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                        • Apr 2002
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                        #12
                        LOL, I better take my condom out of the wallet

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                        • gangbangjoe
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                          • May 2004
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                          #13
                          heared it to often but still funny

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                          • Elle Sommers
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                            • Oct 2005
                            • 660

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BT
                            LOL, I better take my condom out of the wallet

                            They shouldn't be in there anyway! Didn't you pay attention in SEX ED?!

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                            • BluewireAngie
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                              • Apr 2006
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                              #15
                              nice one!!!
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                              • E$_manager
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                                • Apr 2006
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                                #16
                                I liked the joke - very nice
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                                • reynold
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                                  • Oct 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Thanks for the laugh.

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                                  • AdPatron
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                                    #18
                                    Where is the funny joke?

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                                    • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                                      • May 2006
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                                      #19
                                      heard it before but it still makes me laugh
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                                      • madawgz
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                                        #20
                                        i laughed
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                                        • MaddCaz
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                                          #21
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                                          • lineside
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                                            • Aug 2006
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by JoesTraffic
                                            Where is the funny joke?
                                            Now thats funny and Joe get a fucken clue

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                                            • sniperwolf
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                                              #23
                                              lol.. read it before and still cracks me up big time...
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                                              • Vite
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                                                • Jul 2006
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                                                #24
                                                that joke always puts a smile on my face

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                                                • AdPatron
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by lineside
                                                  Now thats funny and Joe get a fucken clue

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                                                  • Fucksakes
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                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 7567

                                                    #26
                                                    I heard of similar happening in real life.. where the dude gf gets a friend to ask him to fuck him and he says no, when his gf tells him he passed the test he dumped her too.

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                                                    • Vitasoy
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                                                      • Oct 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      heh oldie but a goodie


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                                                      • rodney25
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                                                        #28
                                                        Nice joke.


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                                                        • Sexsitesurfer
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                                                          • Aug 2005
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • bizarredollars
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                                                            #30
                                                            hehehe

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                                                            • Magix
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                                                              #31
                                                              ha h a LOL
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                                                              • bobby666
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                                                                • Nov 2005
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                                                                #32
                                                                good joke :-)

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                                                                • martinsc
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                                                                  • Jun 2005
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  hahaha
                                                                  good one
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                                                                  • emthree
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                                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Posted on GFY a year ago.
                                                                    Still funny though.

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                                                                    • notabook
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                                                                      • Apr 2006
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Old but I love it? haha, thanks! Honestly though, condoms are for pussies anyways. Half the fun from sex is the risk involved.

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                                                                      • msan
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                                                                        • Jun 2006
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        I've read that one before, classic joke.
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                                                                        • Gentle_Ben
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          sooo jokes
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                                                                          • Klen
                                                                            • Aug 2006
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Ha ha funny joke

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                                                                            • Nylz
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by notabook
                                                                              condoms are for pussies
                                                                              nice quote
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                                                                              • Sveindt Beindt
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                                                                                #40

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                                                                                • Lykos
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  good one

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                                                                                  • Marshal
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    an old one, yet very funny!
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                                                                                    • polle54
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      definately one of the better jokes
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                                                                                      • Elixir
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        it's always funny
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                                                                                        • E$_manager
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by notabook
                                                                                          Old but I love it? haha, thanks! Honestly though, condoms are for pussies anyways. Half the fun from sex is the risk involved.
                                                                                          nice approach
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