How often do women fart?
My wife tells me she never farts, but we all know that's BS. Come on ladies, ante up.
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My girlfiend fully admits to farting and thinks it's hilarious.
And women are the only sex that can fart in stereo
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Originally posted by SkunkieMy girlfiend fully admits to farting and thinks it's hilarious.
And women are the only sex that can fart in stereo
Now that is funny.
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my girlfriend farts as often as i do
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Just as much as men do, but when beats me..
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beauty women NEVER fart , neva neva !Comment
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it's all good til you blow a speaker and lose an eye with cornshotOriginally posted by SkunkieMy girlfiend fully admits to farting and thinks it's hilarious.
And women are the only sex that can fart in stereo
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that's funnyComment
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My wife farts sometimes and I hate it, its so unlady like ...
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I had a girl that never took a fucking shit once, had to break up with her over it, just wasnt normal.
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depends what they ate/drank
I know their farts typically dont smellComment
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Originally posted by dvd316
Oh really?!Comment
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BULLSHIT. They just are better at hiding it, like 1000 other things you don't know abut them - 'cause they hide it. However, seems every woman I've ever dated thinks they are 100 times funnier than I do, and seems to revel in them. Even the hot ones. ESPECIALLY the hot ones.Originally posted by dvd316
Ladies, not saying you can't - just saying it's a MAJOR turn off. If I have to spray air freshener in the bathroom, you need to go outside to break wind. AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE DON'T DESCRIBE IT WHEN YOU COME BACK IN.
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Everytime they open their mouth? lolComment
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Originally posted by cranki
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Every day multiple sometimes. Sometimes they even get those ones where you get like 20 small farts in a row like thump thump thump like a machine gun.
Me and my significant other like to fart in front of each other. We place our hands on our butts when we do it and then force the other person to sniff it.
Farting is a natural process. There is nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone farts. Even Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba farts.
People who are afraid to fart openly are people who like to "hide" things. An honest person is a person who is not afraid to fart out loud. A person who farts is a person with integrity.
It's lame to ask how often women fart. Just as much as men of course. Why would women fart any less?
There should be no double standards. Both sexes should be able to fart freely and openly.
I am fucken serious.
Why let society dictate whether you should fart or not just because your a woman? We all die at the end, so what does it matter?Last edited by bausch; 09-04-2006, 03:52 AM.Comment
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Originally posted by BusterBunnyit's all good til you blow a speaker and lose an eye with cornshot
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I've been living with my present girlfriend for over a year and to this day I have yet to see/hear/smell/suspect her of taking a dump. I might have to follow your lead and kick her out!Originally posted by JaytownI had a girl that never took a fucking shit once, had to break up with her over it, just wasnt normal.
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Heh woman farts that is so funny.I still remember Becky fart from show Rosseane.Comment
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Thats fucking nasty.Originally posted by bauschAdult Copywriters
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Originally posted by bausch
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Just as much as any guy. Men tend to find it gross so they hide it. But get a group of girls together and u might want to watch out.
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my girl much too often
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Have you ever wondered why women and gay men never make a sound when they fart?
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Originally posted by bausch
Originally posted by bausch
No sig.
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sometimes I wonder if some of you people are ever around human beings, much less real women LOL
What is and isn't ladylike is all in one's head.Comment
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Depends how often you blast them in the ass?
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Women dont fart because their anus is only there for sex, not pooping or farting.Last edited by SomeCreep; 09-04-2006, 06:51 AM.Comment
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You can only catch them farting in there sleep.. grab a DigiV and prove it to her... it's the most embarrassing thing she will ever see..
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With that logic they shouldn't eat or speak either. So I'll tell the girlfriend that if she doesn't start farting anytime soon, she should shut the fuck up as well. Can't have it both ways...Originally posted by SomeCreepComment
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Any woman who says she doesn't fart is lying. We ALL rip ass. I won't fart in front of a guy unless it's a family member or something, though, bc God forbid it's "unladylike". Everyone else is fair game. And that includes elevators and grocery stores.Comment
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"Flatulence is the presence of gas under some degree of pressure, in a confined space. The term is normally used of the presence of gas in the digestive tract of mammals. However, a balloon is flatulent as is a fizzy drink until the gas is released by opening the bottle containing it.[1] Though confused by the word's use as a euphemism for 'fart', flatulence is distinct from flatus, which is the release of such confined gas.[1] The distinction becomes very important in cases of bloat. In the animal digestive tract, the gas is produced by symbiotic bacteria and yeasts."
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Originally posted by bausch
This thread is starting to stink......Comment
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I would never want to be in a relationship where either person doesn't feel comfortable enough to fart freely. That's just fucked up. If that person really is your life partner and it's for better or worse, farting and shitting is no fucken big deal.
What kind of a relationship is it when you can't fart freely? If your just dating then sure, but once your serious you gotta get over that petty shit.Comment
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Also holding your farts in for extended periods of time leads to stomach cramps and diarrhea. Try it for a few hours and you'll see what I mean. That's just not healthy. If your body wants to release gas it has to release gas.
Do you want to get an upset stomach and get the runs because your "afraid what the other person might think?"
Fuck that. That's just bullshit.Comment
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I hate it when anyone (male or female) farts audibly. If you need to fart, you really need to remove yourself from my presence. And I'll do the same. I know people do it, but I just don't need to hear it, smell it, or know about it.Comment
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Around people you are not really close with I agree. But with your signifcant other/spouse I feel you should be able to fart freely.Originally posted by AfreketeComment
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I mean ANYONE....especially a significant other. It actually turns me off to the point where I can't have sex with the person.Originally posted by bauschComment
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I also feel if you really love someone you will smell their farts. It symbolizes unconditional love. It's like saying "Hey even though you smell like shit right now I am still able to tolerate this smell because I love you so much". It's the ultimate symbol of love.
It's a lot more deeper and meaningful than just saying "I love you" or buying someone some stupid gift.Comment
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i was always told women dont fart...
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they "slip wind gently"
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fascinating thread
this was fuckin funny though
Originally posted by JaytownI had a girl that never took a fucking shit once, had to break up with her over it, just wasnt normal.Comment
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The hot ones don't fart
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Originally posted by bausch
You must be European..am I right?Comment
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American.Comment
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Haha......Originally posted by PAC MediaYou can only catch them farting in there sleep.. grab a DigiV and prove it to her... it's the most embarrassing thing she will ever see..
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That's for sure! It's so common to think this way in Russia!Originally posted by Vlad
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may be like any other man. When you have bad stomach or you ate something like beens
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GFY intelligence at its finest.
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