how come 99% of the women don't know how to give handjobs????

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  • Antonio
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    • Oct 2001
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    #1

    how come 99% of the women don't know how to give handjobs????

    first of all they always hold your dick like its going to brake any minute from now , and you then get the ones (although not that often thank god) that are pulling it like they want to take it home

    I can honestly say that I've had like 2 or 3 girls that were really good, how about you????????
  • RawAlex
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    • Oct 2003
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    #2
    Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

    Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.

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    • Doctor Dre
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      #3
      I have to agree that most woman don't know how to handle a cock with their hands.
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      • Monstaman
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        • gangbangjoe
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          #5
          Originally posted by RawAlex
          Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

          Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.
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          • Antonio
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            • Oct 2001
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            #6
            Originally posted by RawAlex
            Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

            Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.

            first of all you're scaring me, are you telling me that 1% of the women have dicks?? man, I'll never have sex with the lights out again!!!!


            the thing is most of their boyfriends teach them how to give good head but never bother to teach them or ask them/show them how to give good handjob - that's the real reason I guess. And good handjob every now and then is priceless (or may be I'm just a hardcore wanker )

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            • Boobzooka
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              • Aug 2006
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              #7
              My theory: Previous generations of women got years of handjob experience before oral/intercourse. Because you can now get BJs in Jr High, this has become a lost art. I'd call it a fair tradeoff.


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              • Barefootsies
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                • Feb 2005
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                #8
                When I was younger that was the case. A lot of them were trying to jerk you off with the fistful of hair they just pulled from your balls.

                Now most know how to work it so you can cum on their hand.

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                • Antonio
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DareRing
                  My theory: Previous generations of women got years of handjob experience before oral/intercourse. Because you can now get BJs in Jr High, this has become a lost art. I'd call it a fair tradeoff.

                  Good point, the same reason anal sex is called Greek too, coz the Greek women would do anal before marriage but they had to stay virgins before the wedding

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                  • tenderobject
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                    #10
                    i only had 1-2 girls that are good in handjobs. why handjob if they can use their mouths? much better warmer


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                    • Dirty Dane
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                      • Feb 2004
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                      #11
                      because they are right-handed

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                      • Cman
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                        • Jun 2004
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                        #12
                        how come you want a handjob in the first place? i mean seriously, i can do that much myself. if a girl is going to do anything with me, one of the 3 holes has to be involved
                        I could put stuff here, but you don't care.

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                        • sickkittens
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by exp0sed
                          how come you want a handjob in the first place? i mean seriously, i can do that much myself. if a girl is going to do anything with me, one of the 3 holes has to be involved
                          So your logic should be that you don't mind getting head or having sex with a guy?

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                          • Jace
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                            #14
                            because they don't care

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                            • Antonio
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                              • Oct 2001
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by exp0sed
                              how come you want a handjob in the first place? i mean seriously, i can do that much myself. if a girl is going to do anything with me, one of the 3 holes has to be involved
                              hell, after three years of yoga you will probably be able to blow yourself too but you wouldn't want to do that, would you???

                              ok, we're on GFY, you never know ;)

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                              • Madame0120
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                                #16
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                                • Cman
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                                  #17
                                  I wasn't talking about gays or blowing myself, you guys really need to get out more. All I was saying is that I don't see the big deal about handjobs.
                                  I could put stuff here, but you don't care.

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                                  • jerseygto
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                                    #18
                                    Soooo true!!

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                                      #19
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                                      • GatorB
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by exp0sed
                                        how come you want a handjob in the first place? i mean seriously, i can do that much myself.
                                        So if you could suck your own dick you wouldn't want a BJ from a chick?

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                                        • Star 69
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                                          #21
                                          As for my girlfriend, she's the best in such field. But some girls have no idea how to make a handjob, but i would not say 99%.
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                                          • E$_manager
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                                            #22
                                            I don't know how to do it.
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                                            • Grapesoda
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Antonio
                                              first of all they always hold your dick like its going to brake any minute from now , and you then get the ones (although not that often thank god) that are pulling it like they want to take it home

                                              I can honestly say that I've had like 2 or 3 girls that were really good, how about you????????

                                              if yer GF gave great head and handjobs where did she learn?

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                                              • dot1866
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                                                #24
                                                i will admit outright that my handjobs skills are not so great, but i guess it is because i prefer to use other "job" skills.

                                                Plus, most of us were in highschool when we learned that art, and ANYTHING will get a highschool boy off.

                                                Just make sure you tell/show your girl how you like it; we're all quick studies when it comes to that sort of thing.
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                                                • rowan
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Antonio
                                                  first of all they always hold your dick like its going to brake any minute from now , and you then get the ones (although not that often thank god) that are pulling it like they want to take it home
                                                  You forgot the ones that get a little enthusiastic and end up bashing your balls with the bottom of their fist.

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                                                  • AdultInsider Cloner
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                                                    #26
                                                    everyone has to learn... and the big thing is, everyone is different... so maybe she is just rying what worked for the last guy she jerked off.... it's all about openness and communication....just like the rest of sex
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                                                    • ucv.karl
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                                                      #27
                                                      Sometimes It's like they're strangling a turkey.
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                                                      • 69pornlinks
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by RawAlex
                                                        Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.
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                                                        • DirtyProfits
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                                                          #29
                                                          If I could, I'd blow myself just to know how it feels :D

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                                                          • Drake
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                                                            #30
                                                            The young ones are like that. But by the time they're 20-25, they're usually quite skilled. I'm not sure if that's a good sign either.

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                                                            • Peaches
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                                                              • Oct 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Mike33
                                                              The young ones are like that. But by the time they're 20-25, they're usually quite skilled. I'm not sure if that's a good sign either.
                                                              Wait till we're in our 40's - skilled and our sexual desire is peaking like hell. Just overlook our stretch marks and saggy boobies.

                                                              Best way to show a girl how to give you a handjob is do it yourself in front of her or guide her hand. Every guy I've ever been with likes handjobs, blowjobs, sex, touching, etc. different. We can't keep up with all of them!

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                                                              • tranza
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                                                                #32
                                                                Because they don't have a dick, pretty simple.

                                                                But I don't think I've ever had a bad handjob actually.
                                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                • rodney25
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by ucv.karl
                                                                  Sometimes It's like they're strangling a turkey.

                                                                  I guess some are just so excited, that's why.


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                                                                  • SabrinaDeep
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                    first of all they always hold your dick like its going to brake any minute from now , and you then get the ones (although not that often thank god) that are pulling it like they want to take it home

                                                                    I can honestly say that I've had like 2 or 3 girls that were really good, how about you????????
                                                                    For the same reason why 99% of men don't know how to finger a woman and 60% don't know how to lick a pussy: because who receives, pretends that the giver has got the knowledge of the receiver' own senses. Talk to your girls that give you a bad handjob and let them understand how you feel and how you want it. I do like that, with my men ;-)

                                                                    Fact is that even if you have given 25,000 handjobs or licked 40,000 pussies, you will always find one dick or one pussy who react differently to stimulation. There is no real knowledge or skill, IMHO: just a bit of talent, if possible, and a lot of passion, communication and respect for the others right to the best of pleasure.

                                                                    I like to tell my partners how to lick me and touch me: and when they see me aroused as hell they are happy i did it!
                                                                    Those who feel offended because "i have fingered 25,000 pussies and none of them complained, you must have some problems, babe, now you put me off" are part of natural selection, in my sexual life, and i am happy to leave them feeling put off with their big ego.

                                                                    Same thing should be for women.
                                                                    Communication makes sex more kinky and dicks and pussies happier ;-)
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                                                                    • E$_manager
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      And how many of you can touch a woman in the right places to make her horny. Or just do what you need?
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                                                                      • blazi
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        none of my girlfriends ever knew how to give proper head, it's the other sluts I was never committed to that did the best job!! you know, the strip club hoes, random party hoes, etc...

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                                                                        • blazi
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          none of my girlfriends ever knew how to give proper head, it's the other sluts I was never committed to that did the best job!! you know, the strip club hoes, random party hoes, etc...

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                                                                            • E$_manager
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by madawgz
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                                                                              • JD
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by RawAlex
                                                                                Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.
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                                                                                • Trixie
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                  Best way to show a girl how to give you a handjob is do it yourself in front of her or guide her hand. Every guy I've ever been with likes handjobs, blowjobs, sex, touching, etc. different. We can't keep up with all of them!
                                                                                  Yeah! It's funny how guys seem to think all cocks and men are created equal: what works for one guy is no good for another.

                                                                                  Note: the worst handjob my boyfriend ever got was from A GUY. I was there -- it was the worst thing I've ever seen; totally painful to watch and I don't even have a dick. He was way overenthusiastic and was yanking it way too hard. Goes to show that giving handjobs isn't something that comes naturally, even to guys who have given themSELVES a million.
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                                                                                  • TOURKNOOK
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    im a filipino, and im not yet encountered a fiipina that don't know how to hand job, other's are not that so good but they know how to do it
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                                                                                    • ChrisAnubis
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by RawAlex
                                                                                      Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

                                                                                      Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.
                                                                                      I have to agree. Women don't have a dick. They don't know what to do or what feels good unless you tell them.

                                                                                      Remember, what you think feels good, isn't necessarily what the guy down the street likes.

                                                                                      Unless you are willing to guide a woman to what you want (this goes for blowjobs too), then it's your own fucking fault for getting a crappy hand (or blow) job.
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                                                                                      • Vitasoy
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by RawAlex
                                                                                        Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

                                                                                        Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.
                                                                                        Pretty much what I was going to say.. that and not enough pratice. Why get a hand job from a girl when you can do it yourself?


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                                                                                        • L-Pink
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by RawAlex
                                                                                          Becuase 99% of them don't have penises, and they have no clue.

                                                                                          Ask women how many men really know how to get them off with their hands. Same answer.

                                                                                          That 1% bothers me .......

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                                                                                          • Holly
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                                            how come 99% of the women don't know how to give handjobs????
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                                                                                            • madawgz
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Holly
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                                                                                              • RevSand
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by exp0sed
                                                                                                I wasn't talking about gays or blowing myself, you guys really need to get out more. All I was saying is that I don't see the big deal about handjobs.

                                                                                                You do not see the big deal about women tho since the only ones you ever get are paid for.


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                                                                                                • Madame0120
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by rowan
                                                                                                  You forgot the ones that get a little enthusiastic and end up bashing your balls with the bottom of their fist.
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                                                                                                  • Ivana Fukalot
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                                                                                    just show her how you like it and you will both get your pleasure
                                                                                                    i agree

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