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  • Snake Doctor
    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
    • Mar 2001
    • 13449

    #1

    Failed marketing slogans for affiliate programs

    "We shave a little bit less than the other guys"
    sig too big
  • Violetta
    Affiliate
    • Jul 2004
    • 28735

    #2
    haha... nice
    M&A Queen

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    • shake
      frc
      • Jul 2003
      • 4663

      #3
      Crazy fast VPS for $10 a month. Try with $20 free credit

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      • Drake
        Hello world!
        • Mar 2003
        • 12508

        #4

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        • Solid Bob
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 1213

          #5
          "From the makers of PIBCash"
          [email protected]

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          • Crypt
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2004
            • 2225

            #6
            "From Russia with love"

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            • squishypimp
              PostMaster General
              • Aug 2006
              • 10781

              #7
              i like the hosting companies, "keepin it up 24/7" slogan!

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              • Major (Tom)
                So Fucking Banned
                • Nov 2003
                • 32492

                #8
                heres one that worked:
                Duke Dollars: We Make The Baby Jesus Cry!


                Duke

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                • DJ Slave to Classic Rock
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 317

                  #9
                  I have good one to. "For big sale on Net."

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                  • KMR Stitch
                    I am cool
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 14494

                    #10
                    "Your traffic is safe with us we use IBILL and Globill as a back up"

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                    • DarkJedi
                      No Refunds Issued.
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 28301

                      #11
                      "jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"

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                      • Kick Ass Chat
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 2057

                        #12
                        We pay via wires, checks and PayPal...
                        [email protected]

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                        • BruceM
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 4084

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                          "jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"
                          SellHealth - Sell Herbal Sex Enhancers, HGH Releasers and more!
                          Skype: brucemorrey

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                          • OldSchoolJim
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 3117

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DarkJedi
                            "jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"
                            good thing it was not Dark Jedi is our new employee.... we would never have been around for todays drama...

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                            • BoardiesBitch
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 861

                              #15
                              "Payments handled by IBILL!!"

                              XXXBlackBook RESPONSIVE - SexPlayCam RESPONSIVE - BlackTryst RESPONSIVE
                              Up to $60 Per TRIAL - SubID+Pixel/Postback tracking
                              arno at loadedcash. com - Skype : arnaud.tac
                              SIGNUP here and send me your login so i can set you up

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                              • HollywoodChris
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 1282

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DJ Slave to Classic Rock
                                I have good one to. "For big sale on Net."

                                That's some funny shit.

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                                • woj
                                  <&(©¿©)&>
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 47880

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                  "jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"
                                  Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000
                                  Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager
                                  Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

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                                  • Pipecrew
                                    Master of Gfy.com
                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 14888

                                    #18
                                    "The program designed to beat ______ _______" enter any company name.

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                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 40377

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                      "The program designed to beat ______ _______" enter any company name.
                                      hm i remember that........
                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                      • DaddyHalbucks
                                        A freakin' legend!
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 18975

                                        #20
                                        Enron's: "Ask Why?"
                                        Boner Money

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                                        • Snake Doctor
                                          I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 13449

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                          "The program designed to beat ______ _______" enter any company name.
                                          Yeah that was pretty fucked up
                                          sig too big

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                                          • Jarmusch
                                             
                                            • May 2003
                                            • 12479

                                            #22

                                            "We shave a little bit less than the other guys"

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                                            • MaddCaz
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 9483

                                              #23
                                              hahahahahaa

                                              BigCocks.com -
                                              MatureWomen.com -
                                              Tranny.com -
                                              DrunkGirls.com -
                                              TeenGirls.com -
                                              MonsterCock.com and
                                              many more... Click
                                              here to see them all!

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                                              • xNetworx
                                                So Fucking What
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 14445

                                                #24
                                                20% Rev Share or $6 PPS!

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                                                • Snake Doctor
                                                  I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                  • 13449

                                                  #25
                                                  Click tracking handled by Serge.
                                                  sig too big

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                                                  • u-Bob
                                                    there's no $$$ in porn
                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 33063

                                                    #26
                                                    hehe

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                                                    • CuriousToyBoy
                                                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 16787

                                                      #27
                                                      GilletteCash.com
                                                      "We use three blades and now batteries to shave you so close you won't even feel it"

                                                      MegaFantasticCash.com
                                                      "Our sites now have over 100 images and 2 hours of video !!!!"

                                                      iBillCash.com
                                                      "We convert brilliantly, retain sensationally, we collect all your money, we just don't pay you !!!"

                                                      ;-)
                                                      Celebs
                                                      Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                                      • MrCain
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2006
                                                        • 3332

                                                        #28
                                                        Sigmund

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                                                        • DaddyHalbucks
                                                          A freakin' legend!
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 18975

                                                          #29
                                                          I.E.G.: "Clublove Is Converting Like Crazy!!!"
                                                          Boner Money

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                                                          • Freaky_Akula
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                            • 3670

                                                            #30

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                                                            • Yngwie
                                                              I am an Alien from space
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 11118

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                              GilletteCash.com
                                                              "We use three blades and now batteries to shave you so close you won't even feel it"

                                                              MegaFantasticCash.com
                                                              "Our sites now have over 100 images and 2 hours of video !!!!"

                                                              iBillCash.com
                                                              "We convert brilliantly, retain sensationally, we collect all your money, we just don't pay you !!!"

                                                              ;-)
                                                              so is Gillette Cash affiliated with Mach3Cash.com?

                                                              Where do I join the megafantasticcash.com sites? That's a shit load of content!

                                                              lol
                                                              ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

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                                                              • NoWhErE
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Sep 2005
                                                                • 10585

                                                                #32
                                                                "Proud owners of www.lawrenceconnorgonewild.com"
                                                                skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                                                • Nicolas
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                  • 1497

                                                                  #33
                                                                  hehe


                                                                  Buy Clicked Traffic
                                                                  Cheap Hosting - Adult Script Depot - TGP CMS

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                                                                  • 12clicks
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 19814

                                                                    #34
                                                                    "I'm pimpdog"
                                                                    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                    • Barefootsies
                                                                      Choice is an Illusion
                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 42635

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                                      "We shave a little bit less than the other guys"
                                                                      Originally posted by Crypt
                                                                      "From Russia with love"
                                                                      Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                                                      "Your traffic is safe with us we use IBILL and Globill as a back up"
                                                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                      "jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"
                                                                      Originally posted by GirlsFreePics
                                                                      We pay via wires, checks and PayPal...
                                                                      Should You Email Your Members?

                                                                      Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                                      Enough Said.

                                                                      "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                                                      • BaldBishop
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                        • 2115

                                                                        #36

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                                                                        • free4porn
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                          • 4654

                                                                          #37
                                                                          nice ones
                                                                          Switch To Fling Now! I'm on 1:201 paid signups sending little traffic! Make $$$
                                                                          Free Porn

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                                                                          • Itchy
                                                                            Datetronix.com
                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                            • 6525

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                                            Click tracking handled by Serge.
                                                                            LMFAO!!!


                                                                            ICQ: 2588560
                                                                            Skype: Pornocop

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                                                                            • DBS.US
                                                                              Geo Cities
                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                              • 11842

                                                                              #39
                                                                              We stop shaving a month before big shows.
                                                                              Have an unused domain? Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site and be making money tonight

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                                                                              • WalkerTR
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jun 2006
                                                                                • 1646

                                                                                #40
                                                                                LMAO

                                                                                Blog Commenting Ninja: Special offer: $47.

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                                                                                • RawAlex
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 9465

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  100 stunnig unique front ends to the same 20 tired videos and 100 galleries of non-related content! Our conversions and retentions are sky high!

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                                                                                  • squishypimp
                                                                                    PostMaster General
                                                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                                                    • 10781

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                                    "jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"
                                                                                    lol

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                                                                                    • squishypimp
                                                                                      PostMaster General
                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                      • 10781

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                      GilletteCash.com
                                                                                      "We use three blades and now batteries to shave you so close you won't even feel it"

                                                                                      MegaFantasticCash.com
                                                                                      "Our sites now have over 100 images and 2 hours of video !!!!"

                                                                                      iBillCash.com
                                                                                      "We convert brilliantly, retain sensationally, we collect all your money, we just don't pay you !!!"

                                                                                      ;-)
                                                                                      all of those are great

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                                                                                      • Gaybucks
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                                        • 451

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        "We suck less than the other guys because our models suck more."
                                                                                        Gaybucks.com 100% exclusive American guys - hosted movie galleries - NATS -
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                                                                                        • Gaybucks
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                          • 451

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Or, for a rimming site:

                                                                                          "Our bottoms line your bottom line."
                                                                                          Gaybucks.com 100% exclusive American guys - hosted movie galleries - NATS -
                                                                                          Boyfunk.com - Boysfeetclub.com - AJsCloset.com- SkylerDeVoss.com
                                                                                          ICQ 272-995-402

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                                                                                          • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                            Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                            • Aug 2005
                                                                                            • 16787

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            A serious one from http://www.curiouscash.com ...

                                                                                            "The only thing we shave is our boys"

                                                                                            7 years strong on 1 August 2006 !!!!!

                                                                                            ;-)
                                                                                            Celebs
                                                                                            Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                                                                            • JimmiDean
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                                              • 3433

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Paid on time everytime with Ibill
                                                                                              My God there's Porn on here!

                                                                                              Still on the Beach !!!

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                                                                                              • scottybuzz
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • May 2006
                                                                                                • 14799

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                hahaha cool quotes
                                                                                                $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

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                                                                                                • Mutt
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                  • 34431

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  "We've screwed our members long enough, now it's your turn!'
                                                                                                  I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                                                                                                  • Mutt
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                                                    • 34431

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    "100% Exclusive Content - Utter Crap But It's Exclusive Crap!'
                                                                                                    I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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