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  • Gerco
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    • Nov 2005
    • 2052

    #1

    LOL, fat girl at club last night.....

    This fat girl at the club last night blew the leg of her jeans. I mean, they fucking exploded from the pocket down to her knee... I didn't even think that was possiable hahahah. She was acting like she was all hot, Fat white chic, grinding on all the bothers in the club then she bent over trying to impress them? and POP! My table had the biggest laugh ever over it. Sorry... No pics.
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  • Mr. Romance
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    • Mar 2005
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    #2
    good story

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    • Pete-KT
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      • Oct 2004
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      #3
      Damm that would of been a good pic

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      • squishypimp
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        • Aug 2006
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        #4
        damn i would love to see that pic!

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        • DarkJedi
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          • Feb 2001
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          #5
          I don't even know why fat chicks even bother with makeup/nice clothes, etc.

          Since you're a fat pig, no man will find you attractive under any circumstances, so why bother? For that matter, why do you bathe?

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          • DarkJedi
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            • Feb 2001
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            #6
            I always find it funny when fat women go to trouble to look 'good.' How about instead of spending 30 minutes slathering on hair and makeup you just go for a walk?

            And maybe instead of buying expensive clothes to try to look nice, you could spend the money on a gym membership or some heathly meals. A thin woman in clothes from Target is much better looking than a fat chick in expensive clothes any day of the week.

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            • BT
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              • Apr 2002
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              #7
              Fat girls make good arm rest

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              • scottybuzz
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                • May 2006
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                #8
                hahaha fatt
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                • jacked
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                  #9
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                  • Violetta
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                    #10
                    haha... funny story.
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                    • nba4life2k
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                      • Aug 2006
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                      #11
                      come on now fat chiks need love too, just not from me

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                      • Vitasoy
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                        #12
                        heh damn wish I could be there ;)


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                        • BusterBunny
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                          #13
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                          • directfiesta
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                            #14
                            The woman HULK ?
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                            • MissMina
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                              • Jan 2004
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                              #15
                              HAHA That's so fucking funny... NOT

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                              • MikeVega
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                                #16
                                that's fucking great


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                                • bl4h
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                                  • Jul 2006
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                                  #17
                                  mahaha she blew a leg

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                                  • Jarmusch
                                     
                                    • May 2003
                                    • 12479

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MissMina
                                    HAHA That's so fucking funny... NOT
                                    That answer could only come from a girl.

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                                    • Sarah_Jayne
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                                      • Dec 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Wow, you are going rock the lunchroom when you reach high school.

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                                      • DeadFidel
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                        Wow, you are going rock the lunchroom when you reach high school.
                                        Gotta love her. What a class act!

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                                        • tony299
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                                          • Aug 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                          I don't even know why fat chicks even bother with makeup/nice clothes, etc.

                                          Since you're a fat pig, no man will find you attractive under any circumstances, so why bother? For that matter, why do you bathe?
                                          You dont have a fucking clue about what your talking about lol

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                                          • E$_manager
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                                            • Apr 2006
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                                            #22
                                            and the pics where to be on the first place.
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                                            • free4porn
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                                              #23
                                              dayum lol
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                                              • blazi
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                                                #24
                                                hope they were not expensive jeans LOL

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                                                • E$_manager
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • Supz
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                                                    • Jul 2006
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by tony404
                                                    You dont have a fucking clue about what your talking about lol

                                                    You are right, he should have said, 'any man in there right state of mind'

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                                                    • dakota1358
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                                                      #27
                                                      Fat chicks are harder to kidnap
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                                                      • MandyBlake
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                                                        #28
                                                        oh man that would be soooo embarrassing!
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                                                        • The Ghost
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                          I don't even know why fat chicks even bother with makeup/nice clothes, etc.

                                                          Since you're a fat pig, no man will find you attractive under any circumstances, so why bother? For that matter, why do you bathe?
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                                                          • nico-t
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                                                            • Aug 2004
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                                                            #30
                                                            so she was white? very important to know that.

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                                                            • nico-t
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                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 29901

                                                              #31
                                                              and btw, fat girls are gross

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                                                              • shake
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                                                                • Jul 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                Next time bring a camera
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                                                                • xNetworx
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                                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  I would have died laughing

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                                                                  • sullamuck
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    those pants probably fit her perfect a few months ago


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                                                                    • sickkittens
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                                      heh damn wish I could be there ;)
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                                                                      • JD
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                                                                        • Sep 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                        I always find it funny when fat women go to trouble to look 'good.' How about instead of spending 30 minutes slathering on hair and makeup you just go for a walk?

                                                                        And maybe instead of buying expensive clothes to try to look nice, you could spend the money on a gym membership or some heathly meals. A thin woman in clothes from Target is much better looking than a fat chick in expensive clothes any day of the week.
                                                                        quoted for truth

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                                                                        • ChrisExtreme
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Some of the responses in this thread are almost as funny as the original story.


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                                                                          • Gerco
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                                                                            • Nov 2005
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            WOW what a response. And BTW, MY wife and 4 other girls, and 2 other guys in our party thought it was pretty fucking funny also, not to mention 150 plus people that where all standing around when it happened, so don't hate me cause I felt if was funny enough to share. If your so fucking fat that you litterally explode your jeans well, damn... at that point maybe you should have something like this happen to maybe wake you up to the fact that being a fucking fat ass is just lazy and you should think about your personal health a little and do something about it.
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              more cushion for the pushin

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                                                                              • cotsios
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                where is the pic?
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                                                                                • Klen
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Pic will stay in his memories

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                                                                                  • Ace_luffy
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    good story....


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                                                                                    • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Fat girls need love too.

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                                                                                        • BlueDesignStudios
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Batts
                                                                                          hahaha thanks for the laugh! So true..

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                                                                                          • CunningStunt
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            without pics this story is even more lame.

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                                                                                            • Scott McD
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              She has since learned her lesson and now only wears a skirt...

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                                                                                              • msan
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Aww too bad there's no pics
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                                                                                                • reynold
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I guess it will take months or a year before she goes back to that place again.

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                                                                                                  • killerkay
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    fat chicks got the best pussies... nobody else fucks with it


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