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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    I am now auditioning

    For my Huey Lewis & The News coverband. It's just what the world needs right now. I need an eccentric keyboard player, a singer, a guitar player, a bass player and a pyrotechnician.

    I'm serious about this, please don't make a mockery of it.
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    • RichGuy
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2006
      • 118
      #2
      I hear Hewy's looking for work..but seriously. Good luck with it!

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        • Chio The Pirate
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2002
          • 946
          #3
          YARGH! Any openings for a badass Kazoo player?

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            • BusterBunny
              perverted justice decoy
              • Aug 2005
              • 19291
              #4
              do you have a business card?

              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                • Babagirls
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 18812
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BusterBunny
                  do you have a business card?

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                    • Shoehorn!
                      Die With Your Boots On
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22872
                      #6
                      Originally posted by RichGuy
                      I hear Hewy's looking for work..but seriously. Good luck with it!
                      I just realized that I am also going to need a horns section. So if you know of anyone who plays the trumpet and/or saxophone, please put in the word for me that they are needed for an important humanitarian project.

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                        • Shoehorn!
                          Die With Your Boots On
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 22872
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                          YARGH! Any openings for a badass Kazoo player?
                          Depends, is it rock kazoo or jazz kazoo?

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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872
                              #8
                              Originally posted by BusterBunny
                              do you have a business card?


                              Yes, here it is.

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                                • Chio The Pirate
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 946
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                  Depends, is it rock kazoo or jazz kazoo?
                                  YARGH! I play it all baby!

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                                    • edgeprod
                                      Permanently Gone
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 10019
                                      #10
                                      Shit, I thought it was a new solo girl site. I was getting out my kinky underoos.

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                                        • fl_prn_str
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 5736
                                          #11
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                                          Dont you know me Im the boy next door
                                          The one you find so easy to ignore
                                          Is that what I was fighting for?
                                          Walking on a thin line
                                          Straight off the front line
                                          Labeled as freaks loose on the streets of the city
                                          Walking on a thin line
                                          Straight off the front line
                                          Take a look at my face, see what its doing to me

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                                            • Shoehorn!
                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 22872
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                              YARGH! I play it all baby!
                                              Then you're hired. Our first concert will be in my garage tonight. Bring a sack lunch.

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                                                • squishypimp
                                                  PostMaster General
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 10781
                                                  #13
                                                  im onboard, anything to get away from GFY!

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                                                    • Chio The Pirate
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 946
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                      Then you're hired. Our first concert will be in my garage tonight. Bring a sack lunch.
                                                      YARGH! I'll do one better. I'll bring me first mate Theo, aside from being great at rowboat rowin' He's also a kickass chef. Do you like Octopus Stew?
                                                      Last edited by Chio The Pirate; 09-01-2006, 01:50 PM.

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                                                        • edgeprod
                                                          Permanently Gone
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 10019
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                                          YARGH! I play it all baby!
                                                          I hear you play the skin flute.

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                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 22872
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                                              YARGH! I'll do one better. I'll bring me first mate Theo, aside from being great at rowboat rowin' He's also a kickass chef. Do you like Octopus Stew?
                                                              I like oatmeal.

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                                                                • SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                  • 205
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Good luck with bud
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                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 38323
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Pyrotechnician?!? <raises eyebrow>

                                                                      Here is a little example of my craft:



                                                                      Okay, it was only supposed to be a small commercial for a local used car company, but I figured if explosions sale tickets in Hollywood, a little kaboom my help. Working with gasoline can be a little tricky, hehe, but what's a little singed hair?

                                                                      (Note to self: delete reference to the Great White gig from resume)

                                                                      So when do I start?

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                                                                        • Chio The Pirate
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 946
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                                          I like oatmeal.
                                                                          YARGH! Who doesn't? It should be added to one of our major food groups. Dairy, Beef etc. OATMEAL!

                                                                          Schools should get special funding just to fortify their Oatmeal stock.

                                                                          If I were Govenor I would start a new school program, "No kid left behind, and plenty of oatmeal"

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                                                                            • Chio The Pirate
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 946
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST
                                                                              Good luck with bud

                                                                              Shoehorn, who's bud?

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                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 22872
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                  So when do I start?
                                                                                  Tonight. Please bring a copy of your favorite Israel Kamakawiwo'ole CD.

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                                                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 22872
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                                                                      Shoehorn, who's bud?
                                                                                      Budweiser.

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                                                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                          Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 38323
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                                                          Tonight. Please bring a copy of your favorite Israel Kamakawiwo'ole CD.
                                                                                          IZ is da man...



                                                                                          My favorite CD:



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                                                                                            • edgeprod
                                                                                              Permanently Gone
                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                              • 10019
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                                                              Tonight. Please bring a copy of your favorite Israel Kamakawiwo'ole CD.
                                                                                              Gah, my ex used to play that "Somewhere over the Rainbow" shit all the time.

                                                                                              When he died I was like, "WHOOOOOOO BITCH IN YOUR FUCKING FACE"

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                                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 22872
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                  IZ is da man...
                                                                                                  I agree.

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                                                                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                      • 22872
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                                                                      Gah, my ex used to play that "Somewhere over the Rainbow" shit all the time.

                                                                                                      When he died I was like, "WHOOOOOOO BITCH IN YOUR FUCKING FACE"
                                                                                                      He has way better songs than that.

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                                                                                                        • The Ghost
                                                                                                          IslandDollars.com
                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                          • 12188
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Here I am with my last group... The Bob Melvin Trio



                                                                                                          **I'm on keyboard
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                                                                                                            • jonesy
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                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                              • 6688
                                                                                                              #28
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                                                                                                                • tony299
                                                                                                                  lurker
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                  • 57021
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I looked up huey and the news actually they play alot. If you were in atl I would kill on the singer audition.

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                                                                                                                    • edgeprod
                                                                                                                      Permanently Gone
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                      • 10019
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                      He has way better songs than that.
                                                                                                                      She never PLAYED anything else, though.

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                                                                                                                        • sickkittens
                                                                                                                          I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                          • 25100
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          You don't need money, don't take fame
                                                                                                                          Don't need no credit card to ride this train
                                                                                                                          It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
                                                                                                                          but it might just save your life
                                                                                                                          That's the power of love

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                                                                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                              • 22872
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                                                                                              You don't need money, don't take fame
                                                                                                                              Don't need no credit card to ride this train
                                                                                                                              It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
                                                                                                                              but it might just save your life
                                                                                                                              That's the power of love
                                                                                                                              I think during that song we'll have a sweet keyboard solo. Maybe break it down a bit and build it back up, then hose off all the ladies and turn it into a full blown wet t-shirt contest. That'll keep people coming back show after show.

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                                                                                                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 38323
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by The Ghost
                                                                                                                                  Here I am with my last group... The Bob Melvin Trio



                                                                                                                                  **I'm on keyboard
                                                                                                                                  That's different than The Melvins right?



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                                                                                                                                    • MaddCaz
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                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
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                                                                                                                                      ahahah is it what the world needs????

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                                                                                                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Looks like we're going to have some competition...

                                                                                                                                          There is a German band named "Who Is Lewis" doing Huey Lewis cover songs:


                                                                                                                                          http://www.who-is-lewis.de/

                                                                                                                                          Maybe we can do Greg Kihn Band covers instead...

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                                                                                                                                            • The Ghost
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                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 12188
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                                                              That's different than The Melvins right?



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                                                                                                                                              HELLO???? Do we LOOK like the same group?

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                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by The Ghost
                                                                                                                                                  HELLO???? Do we LOOK like the same group?
                                                                                                                                                  Um, kinda - thought you might be the dude in the middle. Maybe just a different line-up.

                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by The Ghost
                                                                                                                                                  This is a serious audition here ...
                                                                                                                                                  Does that mean no goats?



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                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MaddCaz
                                                                                                                                                      ahahah is it what the world needs????
                                                                                                                                                      Exactly!



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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Okay, so far we got a badass Pirate kazoo player, 1/3 of the Melvin Trio on keyboards, yours truly on explosives (aka pyrotechnics), and Shoehorn doing whatever it is he does...

                                                                                                                                                          That means "Who Is Lewis", the German band that plays Huey Lewis cover tunes, is kicking our ass...

                                                                                                                                                          Did our forefathers do nothing when the Germans invaded Pearl Harbor?



                                                                                                                                                          Let's G-O-O-O-O-O!!!!!!!!

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