Embarressing Hooker stories: How many of you have paid for it? do tell...
How many of you have used a hooker/escort? fess up and tell the story.
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everyone pays for it - some just kid themselves that theyre not..
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Come on, someone must have some stories "from a friend" or something
this is a good topic 
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I've never used a hooker and I never will.
The only time I pay for it is when I bring my gf out before getting anyskype: lordofthecameltoeComment
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You bunch of no-balls mutha fuckers. Ok...I'll start.
I'm 17 I go to NYC to get a BJ from a hooker with my buddy. Nice Latina girl (I pray to god!) comes over to us and we negotiate $20 each. I go first. My buddy steps out of the car, she steps in.
Now, I never got head with a condom on. How in the fuck did i know i can't finish using a condom like this??? So some time goes by, And now I'm panicking. i'm not sure if i can touch her to help me along, and now i'm losing my hard on...What do i do?
I swear to fucking god...I faked it. Yep, faked it, the girl thought she did her job (or that i was a retarded epileptic), and my buddy thought I completed the "rite of passage".
I have a feeling she knew...because I have no idea how to fake it now, never mind when I was 17. I must have went like oh,oh,oh and wiggled a little. Funny as shit now that I think back.
Funny thing is, i went home and wacked one off thinking about it. can you imagine? lol.
never paid again, but hey, you have to try it at least once.
Now someone here, grow hair on your balls and fess up! nothing wrong with it. It's part of life.Comment
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PS. Ray check your email, the one you last gave me unless you changed it yet again.
A ho has gotten do what a ho's gotta do.
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shit...fuck, I'm sorry man, I have like 20 email addresses now. I got it today. Nice clean design just like I wanted, perfect. payment will be taken care of right away.Originally posted by After Shock MediaPS. Ray check your email, the one you last gave me unless you changed it yet again.
A ho has gotten do what a ho's gotta do.
I have another for you to (a referral this time, new guy getting into the biz). i'll be in contact with you next few days.Comment
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I’ve paid for drinks and dinner countless times to get laid, and that is essentially the same thing – some just put out quicker than others with around the same amount of cash.
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yeah i definitely tried that shit once myself. wasn't planning on it but me and my boy were out and we stopped at a 7-11 in a rough part of town to get a drink and these two thick hot black chicks that were new on the track hopped in the backseat of the expedition and said to drive.
so i was like fuck it, i know me and my boy were always suckers for a hot latina or thick hot black chick so we went drove a little and they were a little tipsy and high, then we took them around a corner to an industrial area and banged it out.
my boy and i negotiated real cheap since they were new and he blew his load so fast that a couple minutes in i noticed me and the chick were the main attraction in a show. that fucked it up for me cause i wasn't into performing for others, so i got it done fast and dropped the hoes off on the corner.
broke some shit in the backseat and bottles and glasses from hitting it so hard. that was my first and only time.Comment
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Sorry, nope, never paid for it here either. (well to a hooker anyway.. I mean, we ALL pay in one form or another)
But I do have a quick hooker-related story. One night back in the mid-80's I was out for a scoot downtown. I decided to ride through the red light district for something to do. So I round this corner and pull up to a stoplight right on the edge of hookerville, and lo and behold in front of this chinese restaurant are 4 lovlies.
So I'm sitting there, engine roaring, and the one tallish blonde looks over at me and says somthing. I turn my head a little and say "Pardon?"
She slinks a little closer and says "A LADY.... will you be taking out a LADY this evening?"
I look around, and just as the light changed I said "I don't see any"
Then kicked it and took off.
A quick look back over my shoulder and I saw her throwing her purse at me... but I was long gone.
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Thanks and I understand the multi email situation. Glad you like the overall design. Always good to hit it on the first attempt.Originally posted by RayVega
I always will take your refferals and I will take the "i'll be in contact with you next few days" like always 
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"Never paid again" hahah bullshit
When I was 17 I was goign to strip clubs in SF and banging girls there for 60 bucks :D did that a few times
TJ is always fun... 60 dollars for a top notch whore + 11 dollars for 20 minutes in the hotel next door + 1 tip for the cleaning guy... 3 dollar coronas, 1 dollar tacos that kick ass when ur drunk
For 100 bucks you can get drunk and laid and fed in TJ! VIVA TJ!112.020.756Comment
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Shit if buying expensive shit to get laid counts I might have done it with one or two chicks known on this board (did I type that out loud just now?)Originally posted by notabookI?ve paid for drinks and dinner countless times to get laid, and that is essentially the same thing ? some just put out quicker than others with around the same amount of cash.
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Once you get a hooker, its like your first beer... you're scared at first but then it becomes "ok"
haha dont get me wrong I get plenty of action out here in vegas... but sometimes you dont wanna deal w/ the bullshit
although nothing beats the feeling of taking a hottie home from the bar.. usualyl costs WAY more than buying a hooker (especially those TJ hookers)112.020.756Comment
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It has to count! I really don?t see it as any different than paying for a hooker ? it essentially gets you to the same results in the end. It?s different if you have a long-term girlfriend or a wife but if it?s just for an easy lay, paying for dinner/drinks/bar, etc, it?s the same damn thing as trolling for a hooker.Originally posted by RayVegaShit if buying expensive shit to get laid counts I might have done it with one or two chicks known on this board (did I type that out loud just now?)Comment
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Shit! don't worry, I don't name namesOriginally posted by notabook
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Love the stories, ive never paid a hooker but ive slept with one, Long story short It was a friend that i knew, one night we went out and had a few drinks and then went back to the hotel and fucked, well she tells me in the morning what shes been doing for a living. I looked at her like "are you asking me for money" and she said no but im just letting you know that im an escort, so thats my hooker storyComment
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Was this taped before you had the goatee and mustache????Originally posted by Pete-KT
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Originally posted by TexasDreamsWas this taped before you had the goatee and mustache????
Haha I wish i was there when it happened I would of been laughing my ass off at the idiot.Comment
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I tried one out of curiosity, the girl in question plucked her pussy hair and it was the smoothest pussy I have ever tried, anyway she takes me to the sink and washes my dick which nearly made me cum, after that she lays on the bed, I get to feel around she then puts the condom in between her lips and rolls it down my cock with her mouth and starts to suck me off. 10 minutes went past and she sits on top and rides me for however long it took *LOL* 5 minutes J/K until I cum in esctacy, afterwards she asks me if I want a shower and I think what the hell might as well, and after that kiss on the cheek and back on the street ...
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Originally posted by Monstaman
You missed a part, it should look like this
Originally posted by MonstamanComment
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Shit man I fucked hundreds of them in Korea, Japan and the PI.
One that stands out is one in Korea.
I was with a group of guys (12) AND MOST WENT HOME WITH A HOOKER OR GOT too drunk and went to the hotel to crash.
It was about 1 am and I went in to one of the bars outside Osan AB in Korea.
At 1 am the pickings get slim so I sat at the bar.
The bartender was hot as hell and really turned me on.
I bought her a few drinks and the bar closed and she asked me if
I was taking her home.
I said sure lets go and we wnt to her place.
We went there and her room mate was fucking some guy so she said lets go to a hotel.
We went to a Korean hotel which costs about $7.00 US.
We took a shower and she proceeded to give me the best blowjob
I've ever had in the past 20 years.
She was like a machine and when I'd come she would pinch my balls so
I didn't come but it felt like I did. I thought I came about 8 times
but really didn't because they were dry loads.
Then she finally said how do you want to finish and I said ride me and she
got on top with her little tight pussy and rode me dick. This actually
hurt me balls because of the way she would pinch them so I told her to
get in the doogie style position.
I fucked her from behind for 5 min and then blew the biggest load
I've ever blew my entire life.
She said she wasn't a hooker but asked me for $60.00 for mommasan
so that tipped me off to what she was.
The next night was even better and we fucked until the sun came up
but that's another story !
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I don't see how it's different. If she is used to you taking care of her or spending your money, when the shit turn sour and you go your separate ways what do you think the next guy is going to be doing?Originally posted by notabook
Or is it just a coincidence that she continuously end up with 'gentlemen' that will spend on her?
If ya gotta spend money to get the skins then she might be a hooker and if you gotta spend money to keep her around then she might be a long term service provider. Aka hooker/escort in denial.
Just like a hooker, the next guy is going to pay too so where's the difference?
We all pay for it in one way or another. Some times the woman is smart enough to get the money for self while the others dont so well and it goes to restaurants, hotels, clothing stores, mortgage companies, convenient stores, package stores, blockbuster, jewelry stores, flower shops, car lots and so on.
From a business/financial perspective, for some, it's a lot wiser and cheaper just to pay a real hooker/escort.
Either way, there's no refund
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Not true. Some women make more than the guys their with and don't ask for shit in return. Not even dinner or a meal. And are hot as well.Originally posted by King of QueensI don't see how it's different. If she is used to you taking care of her or spending your money, when the shit turn sour and you go your separate ways what do you think the next guy is going to be doing?
Or is it just a coincidence that she continuously end up with 'gentlemen' that will spend on her?
If ya gotta spend money to get the skins then she might be a hooker and if you gotta spend money to keep her around then she might be a long term service provider. Aka hooker/escort in denial.
Just like a hooker, the next guy is going to pay too so where's the difference?
We all pay for it in one way or another. Some times the woman is smart enough to get the money for self while the others dont so well and it goes to restaurants, hotels, clothing stores, mortgage companies, convenient stores, package stores, blockbuster, jewelry stores, flower shops, car lots and so on.
From a business/financial perspective, for some, it's a lot wiser and cheaper just to pay a real hooker/escort.
Either way, there's no refund
I make more than the guy I'm with. And I am not pathetic enough to want "free dinner or drinks" who the fuck is that lame or ghetto? I pay for all my own shit and my own bills. And my own Mercedes too. In cash.
I don't need any money from a man.Last edited by bausch; 09-02-2006, 12:57 AM.Comment
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Hooker = You pay to leave.
Girlfriend/Wife = You pay to stay.
get it right.
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Originally posted by Pete-KTOriginally posted by Monstaman
ok, now I believe you that you haven't been with a hooker, you don't pay her and then leave, you always pay BEFORE not AFTER ... unless of course you're one of her regulars ;)Comment
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Originally posted by CDSmith
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Originally posted by Antonio
I wasnt lieing when i said I never paid for a hookerComment
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aaaaahh. pete! Knew you was a playa. I think it's even better then hooking up with a regular girl, when you get a freebee from a girl who usually charges...Originally posted by Pete-KTComment
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I'll pay for some hot sex.. who wants some diaper money?Comment
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all men pay for sex....it's just a matter of whether you give her $100 or buy her dinner and a show for $100..... the former just takes less time and you're guarenteed sex LOLFighting the hypertrophy of social cognition.
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Man, i have paid for so much sex and some fucking INSANE stories. Jesus.
Don't get me wrong, I also get plenty of free sex but I enjoy the in-and-out of paid sex. When I pay, it's all about ME.
One day I may wake up thinking "I want big fucking tits" and that is what I will have in my room within the hour. I love it.Comment
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That is very true.Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
Sad thing is most men are blind to that. Even when I say I get "free" sex, it still cost me something, and the most valuable thing I have is MY TIME.
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Sure, I've hit a few...hundred. But if you want the stories, ask me in person.Comment
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Sorry, I'd rather keep all my memories with them privately.
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Since my last post in this thread... I paid for sex.
Life is good.Comment
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Yes indeed..I was drunk and horny at a bar and we did it in the backseat of her friends car.I've called a few escorts in the past as wellComment
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banged a hot chick that ended up being a dude
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i pay for hookers on a weekly basis and 10's+ too
all from colombia primarily ...Comment
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The story is not important, the important thing is, I'll admit to having paid for hookers before. Who Cares? Not in Vegas tho.. fuck those hookers!
One way or another, either you can spend $500 at the bar impressing dumb whores, or you can blow a couple of hun on a hooker. Moral of this story? Hookers are cheaper than picking up dumb whores at the bar
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Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
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Me and a buddy got a few hookers one night, no real story, in a hotel, drunk, horny, lets call a hooker, done and done, thank you very much.
They were hot.Comment
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and what was embarressing?Originally posted by r-c-eComment
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The first one we ordered we had to send away she was so dog ugly. I guess its more embarrasing for her than us.Originally posted by CristieComment
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