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How to get revenge on an EX?? any ideas???

08-31-2006, 08:53 PM

So I'm dating this girl and we had a fight tonight, she doesnt call me back and i had one of those gut feelns she was at her ex's house since that was what the argument was about. I drive over there her car was in the parkinglot and i go inside his house shes on the bed makingout with him "i said how could u do this after just a lil fight"

so i left

any ideas on some pay back?
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08-31-2006, 08:54 PM

Try forgetting her name.

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08-31-2006, 08:54 PM

Yea I still have to go get the brand new bed i bought her tomorrow from her house...thats gonna be fun
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08-31-2006, 08:55 PM

mail her a dead fetus on valentines day

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08-31-2006, 08:55 PM

Get a new girl
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08-31-2006, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by squishypimp

mail her a dead fetus on valentines day

That might get me in trouble hehe!

I dumped my soda on her car when i left will that do anything hehe
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08-31-2006, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by squishypimp

mail her a dead fetus on valentines day

a fake dead fetus, of coarse

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08-31-2006, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by collegeboobies

Get a new girl

Already on that ;)
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08-31-2006, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by PimpDaddyPants

That might get me in trouble hehe!

I dumped my soda on her car when i left will that do anything hehe

what kinda soda was it?

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08-31-2006, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by squishypimp

a fake dead fetus, of coarse

If you point me in the direction of getting one i might be interested lol
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08-31-2006, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by squishypimp

what kinda soda was it?

Fountain Coca Cola + a loogie on driver window
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08-31-2006, 08:57 PM

Not very original, but apparently having your cel phone listed on Craiglist is a bitch. Well, Rochard says so anyway.

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08-31-2006, 08:57 PM

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08-31-2006, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

Not very original, but apparently having your cel phone listed on Craiglist is a bitch. Well, Rochard says so anyway.

hehehe speaking of that i was already looking into it hehe
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08-31-2006, 08:59 PM

Get the finest toner powder you can find (probably for a photocopier) and dump it between the crack in the windshield and the top of the hood, where the AC draws air

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08-31-2006, 08:59 PM

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08-31-2006, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by PimpDaddyPants

Fountain Coca Cola + a loogie on driver window

good choice on cocal Cola....diet would have been too pussy

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08-31-2006, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

Get the finest toner powder you can find (probably for a photocopier) and dump it between the crack in the windshield and the top of the hood, where the AC draws air

I would but her broke ass doesn't even have AC in her car lol, good idea though ill keep that in mind for next time.
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08-31-2006, 09:01 PM

Bone her Dad

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08-31-2006, 09:02 PM

Forget about revenge. Life is to short to live in the past. Just move on. Don't you spend your time thinking about her, spend it looking for new girls and ways to make you happy.

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08-31-2006, 09:02 PM

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Bone her Dad

If she even knew where he was lol, Im through with this hoe after tomorrow getting my new bed hehe i can just add it to my bed and become a dual-queen bed hehe first of its kind lol j/k

now how do u get a queen size mattress into a sports car haahaa
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08-31-2006, 09:02 PM

Forget about revenge. Life is to short to live in the past. Just move on. Don't you spend your time thinking about her, spend it looking for new girls and ways to make you happy.

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08-31-2006, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by DBS.US

Forget about revenge. Life is to short to live in the past. Just move on. Don't you spend your time thinking about her, spend it looking for new girls and ways to make you happy.

Yes I am already looking for someone new and shes not a long term to be thinking about her all the time the only thing im thinking about is getting that bed back so i can forget she even exists.
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08-31-2006, 09:05 PM

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08-31-2006, 09:05 PM

forget it its not worth it.
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08-31-2006, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by wdsguy

forget it its not worth it.

wdsguy this is how im coping with the matter nothing more... better to talk angry to display angry.
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08-31-2006, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by PimpDaddyPants

I would but her broke ass doesn't even have AC in her car lol, good idea though ill keep that in mind for next time.

Even better. Normal vents draw from same place

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08-31-2006, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

Even better. Normal vents draw from same place

Damn her ex well should say man lives like 5mins from my house but i dont have any toner hehe.
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08-31-2006, 09:17 PM

do you have an intimate video of her? Just post it on youtube
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08-31-2006, 09:20 PM

fuck her sister

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08-31-2006, 09:23 PM

bknoob i do hehe actually

and avolongold she doesnt have one but her aunt is pretty hot!
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08-31-2006, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by bknoob

do you have an intimate video of her? Just post it on youtube

Post it here first.

Living well without her is the best revenge.

Leave the bed. It's just a reminder. Don't burden yourself with her baggage and move on.

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08-31-2006, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by PimpDaddyPants

Damn her ex well should say man lives like 5mins from my house but i dont have any toner hehe.

Office Depot or Staples.

Also, and a little less mean, crazy glue the gas cap on. Just use lots of flue and let it set for 30 seconds of whatever before screwing it back on.

Gasoline kills grass dead, dead, dead pretty much on contact. Spell a simple, mean message out on her front lawn. For added excitment, if you have the balls, light it.

If she has a mail slot in her door, and best of all if she lives on the first floor or in a basement suite ... Sneak over at 2AM, put her garden hose through the slot and turn it on.

Just a couple from my nefarious childhood.

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08-31-2006, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

Office Depot or Staples.

Also, and a little less mean, crazy glue the gas cap on. Just use lots of flue and let it set for 30 seconds of whatever before screwing it back on.

Gasoline kills grass dead, dead, dead pretty much on contact. Spell a simple, mean message out on her front lawn. For added excitment, if you have the balls, light it.

If she has a mail slot in her door, and best of all if she lives on the first floor or in a basement suite ... Sneak over at 2AM, put her garden hose through the slot and turn it on.

Just a couple from my nefarious childhood.

Damn what are you doing this weekend hehe wanna come hang out lol j/k
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08-31-2006, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by mikeyddddd

Post it here first.

Living well without her is the best revenge.

Leave the bed. It's just a reminder. Don't burden yourself with her baggage and move on.

I just bought it for her and now im gonna sell it in the paper or burn it hehe just for kicks..
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08-31-2006, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by PimpDaddyPants

Damn what are you doing this weekend hehe wanna come hang out lol j/k

Dude, that's just the tame shit. Some of the stories I could tell you probably just wouldn't believe, seriously.

I've actually been considering writing a book, just chapters based on events. My 20's-30's were very interesting, from what I can remember. Problem is, most people don't think/live like that and it'd probably just come off as an attempt to glorify myself.

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08-31-2006, 09:46 PM

shit on the hood of her car
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08-31-2006, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

Dude, that's just the tame shit. Some of the stories I could tell you probably just wouldn't believe, seriously.

I've actually been considering writing a book, just chapters based on events. My 20's-30's were very interesting, from what I can remember. Problem is, most people don't think/live like that and it'd probably just come off as an attempt to glorify myself.

I have posted things from my college days, we had a 3 man slingshot, took pudding cups, left half full of pudding, added mustard, ketchup, maple syrup and some other nasty shit and they started lobbing them into crowds.. Gotta find the videos, was some nasty shit.
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08-31-2006, 09:53 PM

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08-31-2006, 09:55 PM

find out when she's going out of town for a couple of days.. buy a bunch of mice and rats and let them in through the mail slot.. or any way you can.. that outta do it..

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08-31-2006, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by MyNameIsNobody

find out when she's going out of town for a couple of days.. buy a bunch of mice and rats and let them in through the mail slot.. or any way you can.. that outta do it..

too bad she has some mean cats lol

everyone i appreciate the words to cheer me up tonight. Im gonna get my bed back and sleep good on it hehe.

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08-31-2006, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by Pipecrew

I have posted things from my college days, we had a 3 man slingshot, took pudding cups, left half full of pudding, added mustard, ketchup, maple syrup and some other nasty shit and they started lobbing them into crowds.. Gotta find the videos, was some nasty shit.

Lol.

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Anyway, I was eating fish and chips, and the seagulls wouldn't leave me alone. After a little while I got the brilliant idea to start throwing fish and french fries in to crowds of sunbathers. You know what happens when seagulls get excited? They crap. There was literally hundreds of seagulls flocking and fighting for food scraps, and shitting on all the people trying to get a tan. Eventually it started almost a panic with people trying to get away.

Man, good times.

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08-31-2006, 10:11 PM

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shit on the hood of her car

pointless, put it under the door handles.
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08-31-2006, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by squishypimp

good choice on cocal Cola....diet would have been too pussy
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08-31-2006, 10:23 PM

move on with your life. that's the best revenge.
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08-31-2006, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by PimpDaddyPants

That might get me in trouble hehe!

I dumped my soda on her car when i left will that do anything hehe

I was going to suggest trying to act like an adult, but I guess that is out of the question.
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08-31-2006, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by baddog

I was going to suggest trying to act like an adult, but I guess that is out of the question.

I'm against that for some reason?

Poor something down her gas tank... sand.

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08-31-2006, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by selective Anthony

I'm against that for some reason?

Poor something down her gas tank... sand.

Yeah, being immature and risking arrest is always the way to go.

Thank you for showing me the light
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08-31-2006, 10:31 PM

Hey PimpDaddyPants

So you would like to get back at her....

Well... you could always get her work phone number(s) and post such in the adult personals section for a few weeks straight, asking for her by name ;)

If her boss is not a nice guy she may loose her job... or at least have her co workers point at her... LOL

Or you could always rent a clown to grab at her bosses ass and wish him or her happy birthday... when it isn't and say this is from.... well you get the idea...

So what do you think....

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08-31-2006, 10:36 PM

I would go try to fuck one of her good friends.
You probably met some, phone them up
be like look can you talk to <blank> she fuckign cheated on me wiht her ex blah blah blah and you'll likely get some pity sex, which you can later rub in her face.

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