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08-31-2006, 09:34 AM

Allright... my friend lost his liscence (drunken driving) last week... but he has like 3 cars in his backyard still.

So he takes one and comes back home arround midnight. But earlier I gave him a fleshlight (that I just received thanks to fleshlight cash). The cops seen it and they started asking him what was inside etc etc.

They neded up showign it up in front of his GF and like 6 other cars.

Poor fucking guy !

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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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08-31-2006, 09:35 AM

omg that's classic..............
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08-31-2006, 09:36 AM

hahaha classic stuff!

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08-31-2006, 09:39 AM

lol!!!

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08-31-2006, 09:44 AM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

Allright... my friend lost his liscence (drunken driving) last week... but he has like 3 cars in his backyard still.

So he takes one and comes back home arround midnight. But earlier I gave him a fleshlight (that I just received thanks to fleshlight cash). The cops seen it and they started asking him what was inside etc etc.

They neded up showign it up in front of his GF and like 6 other cars.

Poor fucking guy !

I have a similar story... 2 years ago the webcam studio where I worked for moved, so one morning I was walking to work with a bag of toys, lingerie and lube. I had maybe 2-3 giant dongs in there, a jack-rabbit, 2 bottles of lube, baby wipes, and garters, stockings, panties and bras, etc...

Im on my way with a 'co-worker' who decides she needs something at the mall. She gets what she needs to the pharmacy although as walk out the place the stupid anti-thief system goes on. Ofcourse I was MORTIFIED to empty my bag on at the cashier with a line of ppl waiting right next to me. Anyway, they tought I was suspicious so some guy takes us back in the office to search our stuff and you can imagine his face when he got trough my bag of goodies.

He took a pic of us with a polaroid he had there to photograph real thieves maybe I should scan it and post it

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08-31-2006, 09:56 AM

ha ha h a ha ha LOL !

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08-31-2006, 10:05 AM

haha sucks to be him :p

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08-31-2006, 10:45 AM

Anyone who drinks and drives is an idiot, period! I lost a very good friend because some dumb fuck was drunk and hit him head on.

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08-31-2006, 11:01 AM

LOL...
Wouldn't bother me if the cops saw a fleshlight in my car.
or anyones else for that matter
I would probably try to sell them one
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08-31-2006, 11:06 AM

I don't see what's so funny and how he is a "poor fucking guy" for drinking and driving?!?

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08-31-2006, 11:42 AM

yo was it cleaned or was there jizz still in it??????????
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08-31-2006, 11:54 AM

There's no such thing as bad publicity...I bet if we did a customer search in your area, we would probably find orders from a few guys (cops) that night or the next day...On a side note, glad to see your package arrived safely!
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08-31-2006, 11:54 AM

how do you clean those things? eeecccch.
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08-31-2006, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by 26MLR

how do you clean those things? eeecccch.

If you use it in the shower and "pull out" at the money shot, you can just rinse it....Also, when you first get into the shower, keeping the top cap on, twist off the bottom cap and fill the case/fleshlight with hot water. Set it to the side while you are soaping/shampooing/singing/conditioning/more singing/pondering nuclear physics/whatever the fuck you do in the shower...and when you are done getting clean, you can get dirty with the Fleshlight. Or at least this is what I have heard
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08-31-2006, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by cool1

LOL...
Wouldn't bother me if the cops saw a fleshlight in my car.
or anyones else for that matter
I would probably try to sell them one

we think alike!!!
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08-31-2006, 12:16 PM

good story

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08-31-2006, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by FleshJosh

If you use it in the shower and "pull out" at the money shot, you can just rinse it....Also, when you first get into the shower, keeping the top cap on, twist off the bottom cap and fill the case/fleshlight with hot water. Set it to the side while you are soaping/shampooing/singing/conditioning/more singing/pondering nuclear physics/whatever the fuck you do in the shower...and when you are done getting clean, you can get dirty with the Fleshlight. Or at least this is what I have heard

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08-31-2006, 12:19 PM

lol this is nuts hehe
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08-31-2006, 12:44 PM

btw, since FleshJosh is in the thread. how can I go about getting a fleshlight for cheap/free? certain amount of sales or what? :D
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08-31-2006, 12:47 PM

Hahahah ownage
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08-31-2006, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

yo was it cleaned or was there jizz still in it??????????

It was brand new ;)

Originally posted by rayadp05

I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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08-31-2006, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by astar

btw, since FleshJosh is in the thread. how can I go about getting a fleshlight for cheap/free? certain amount of sales or what? :D

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08-31-2006, 01:04 PM

josh how much traffic or sales for a fleshlight etc? Juicy hook me up man
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08-31-2006, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by Sosa

josh how much traffic or sales for a fleshlight etc? Juicy hook me up man

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08-31-2006, 01:49 PM

lol, that made my day

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08-31-2006, 02:47 PM

lol poor guy...
should thank him for the laughs tho lol

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08-31-2006, 02:48 PM

he should not drink and drive
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08-31-2006, 02:50 PM

Good for him...Hopefully he will think twice now before he starts driving after drinking alcohol....

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08-31-2006, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by Mediachick

I have a similar story... 2 years ago the webcam studio where I worked for moved, so one morning I was walking to work with a bag of toys, lingerie and lube. I had maybe 2-3 giant dongs in there, a jack-rabbit, 2 bottles of lube, baby wipes, and garters, stockings, panties and bras, etc...

Im on my way with a 'co-worker' who decides she needs something at the mall. She gets what she needs to the pharmacy although as walk out the place the stupid anti-thief system goes on. Ofcourse I was MORTIFIED to empty my bag on at the cashier with a line of ppl waiting right next to me. Anyway, they tought I was suspicious so some guy takes us back in the office to search our stuff and you can imagine his face when he got trough my bag of goodies.

He took a pic of us with a polaroid he had there to photograph real thieves maybe I should scan it and post it

yes yes that would be a good idea, post it

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08-31-2006, 02:55 PM

So he got caught driving without a license?

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08-31-2006, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

yo was it cleaned or was there jizz still in it??????????

same thing i was wondering, did they get inside of it with there fingers for narcotics or anything? that would be classic
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08-31-2006, 03:03 PM

[squishypimpmode]haha funny thread. funny stuff[/squishypimpmode]
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08-31-2006, 03:07 PM

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08-31-2006, 03:29 PM

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08-31-2006, 03:31 PM

that sucks for him

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08-31-2006, 03:36 PM

One time me and my sweetheart headed out to a swingers hotel party and packed up a bunch of sex toys & bondage gear, and the gym bag was so heavy, he took a handle, I took a handle, and we carried the bag between us as we walked down to the skytrain station.

Sure enough, some cops pull us over because they thought we might be thieves with heavy loot. Long story short... while we didn't have to open our bag and show them our sex toys, we did have to tell them what was in the bag and then we had to answer all these sex questions, like what BDSM stands for, how swinging works, and a bunch of other stuff.

But fortunately we live in Canada, and being sexual adventurers isn't against the law. So, they let us go!
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