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Cyandin · 02-09-2009, 10:32 PM

I saw a commercial today extolling the virtues of the iPhone, by way of its myriad "apps". Apparently, the haystack of apps even includes one to help you "split the bill among five people while at a restaurant".

Unless the app is designed to have you scrupulously enter every line item on the receipt, then assign those line items to one or more of the five guests for the most Jewish method of restaurant tab division EVER, (this strangely resembles one of my high school QBASIC programming lessons) then it would seem that this app is a glorified FUCKING CALCULATOR. TOTAL / 5 = ANSWER!!!!

CALCULATORS HAVE BEEN STANDARD FEATURES IN PHONES FOR A DECADE!

Apple, take your illusion of innovation and that ridiculous mouse you came up with (you know which one I'm talking about), and set yourself on fire ASAP.

02-09-2009, 10:32 PM
Cyandin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,723	Are iPhone users really this fucking retarded? I saw a commercial today extolling the virtues of the iPhone, by way of its myriad "apps". Apparently, the haystack of apps even includes one to help you "split the bill among five people while at a restaurant". Unless the app is designed to have you scrupulously enter every line item on the receipt, then assign those line items to one or more of the five guests for the most Jewish method of restaurant tab division EVER, (this strangely resembles one of my high school QBASIC programming lessons) then it would seem that this app is a glorified FUCKING CALCULATOR. TOTAL / 5 = ANSWER!!!! CALCULATORS HAVE BEEN STANDARD FEATURES IN PHONES FOR A DECADE! Apple, take your illusion of innovation and that ridiculous mouse you came up with (you know which one I'm talking about), and set yourself on fire ASAP.