One of my most embarrassing moments was actually being caught afterwards... when I was 19 I got home drunk one night and started watching porn on my TV in basement I fell asleep holding my cock and dry cum on my stomach. My dad woke me up at 7.00am with a slap appantely my sis had came down stairs and ran up to tell him... I could not face my family for a few days...pretty fuking embarrassing!
One of my most embarrassing moments was actually being caught afterwards... when I was 19 I got home drunk one night and started watching porn on my TV in basement I fell asleep holding my cock and dry cum on my stomach. My dad woke me up at 7.00am with a slap appantely my sis had came down stairs and ran up to tell him... I could not face my family for a few days...pretty fuking embarrassing!
yeah, my dad used to get pissed if I left the TV on over night to..
I did once. I was 16. I had spent a saturday night at a friends house along with another friend. Both of them worked at the same place and had to work from 9 until noon the next day. So in the morning they go to work, i sleep a little bit more and then get up. This was normal. I would just hang out at the house and wait from the to get off work and we would go do something.
I decide to take a shower. I get in, get washed up and decide do rub one out. Well, apparently I didn't shut the door to the bathroom all the way. My buddies mom sneaks in, pulls the curtian back real fast and screams. She is trying to scare me as a joke, but instead catches me mid stroke. It was obviously awkward, she knew what was going on, but didn't bat an eye, pulled the curtian shut and never said a thing about it.
One of my most embarrassing moments was actually being caught afterwards... when I was 19 I got home drunk one night and started watching porn on my TV in basement I fell asleep holding my cock and dry cum on my stomach. My dad woke me up at 7.00am with a slap appantely my sis had came down stairs and ran up to tell him... I could not face my family for a few days...pretty fuking embarrassing!
I did once. I was 16. I had spent a saturday night at a friends house along with another friend. Both of them worked at the same place and had to work from 9 until noon the next day. So in the morning they go to work, i sleep a little bit more and then get up. This was normal. I would just hang out at the house and wait from the to get off work and we would go do something.
I decide to take a shower. I get in, get washed up and decide do rub one out. Well, apparently I didn't shut the door to the bathroom all the way. My buddies mom sneaks in, pulls the curtian back real fast and screams. She is trying to scare me as a joke, but instead catches me mid stroke. It was obviously awkward, she knew what was going on, but didn't bat an eye, pulled the curtian shut and never said a thing about it.
I was pretty embarassed.
If your friends mom wanted to scare you while you were in the shower, I think she wanted your penis............
If your friends mom wanted to scare you while you were in the shower, I think she wanted your penis............
you know, when I look back on it now I think you are right. I had known then for awhile so her seeing me in my underwear or anything like that was never a big deal. Maybe it was innocent and nothing more, but I think she had other ideas. of course then I was young and dumb and had no idea of this.
yup... i was like 12 or 13 and nobody was home and i had one of those illegal cable boxes in my room with the free xxx channels. I was squeezing off to some sexy ass latina bitch getting pounded out. I was all close to the tv screen imagining i was fucking this bitches mouth when I heard my dad come into the house. Since I was close to bustin a nut i tried to hurry up before he came to my room but in the middle of bustin that nut my dad walked in my room with his girlfriend. I tried to put my dick in my pants all fast and shit like they didn't already see me. It was fucked up. You could see the jiz dripping down the tv screen. the tv was loud and that bitch was still moaning. I was wiping my hands on my clothes. My dad and his girl were laughing so hard for like 3 hours straight. It was great!
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
heh.... once by my dad when I was 13.... he just said "no need to be embarrassed son, we all do it....just remember though, don't do it too much because a girl will never be as tight as your hand" =p
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heh.... once by my dad when I was 13.... he just said "no need to be embarrassed son, we all do it....just remember though, don't do it too much because a girl will never be as tight as your hand" =p
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
yup... i was like 12 or 13 and nobody was home and i had one of those illegal cable boxes in my room with the free xxx channels. I was squeezing off to some sexy ass latina bitch getting pounded out. I was all close to the tv screen imagining i was fucking this bitches mouth when I heard my dad come into the house. Since I was close to bustin a nut i tried to hurry up before he came to my room but in the middle of bustin that nut my dad walked in my room with his girlfriend. I tried to put my dick in my pants all fast and shit like they didn't already see me. It was fucked up. You could see the jiz dripping down the tv screen. the tv was loud and that bitch was still moaning. I was wiping my hands on my clothes. My dad and his girl were laughing so hard for like 3 hours straight. It was great!
heh.... once by my dad when I was 13.... he just said "no need to be embarrassed son, we all do it....just remember though, don't do it too much because a girl will never be as tight as your hand" =p
THANKS FOR GIVING ME THE FUCKING LAUGH OF MY LIFE!
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