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  • DEA - banned for life
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    • Nov 2004
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    #1

    Ever been Caught Jerking Off?

    Has anyone ever been caught by somone jerking off? Details please

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  • fris
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    #2
    nope, i hardly do it as it is, maybe once a month not even, medication gives me low sex drive.
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    • DEA - banned for life
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      #3
      Originally posted by Fris
      nope, i hardly do it as it is, maybe once a month not even, medication gives me low sex drive.
      Hence your membership in the over20k club J/K

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      • Fucksakes
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        • Dec 2003
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        #4
        nope I got a good hiding spot.

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        • BoyAlley
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          #5
          Originally posted by Fucksakes
          nope I got a good hiding spot.

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          • Twisted Dave
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            #6
            By who? My Girl? She see's me do it all the time She does it too. It's a turn on for us both

            Never been caught by anyone else tho, I can say that.


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            • martinsc
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              #7
              only by my wife...
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              • RichGuy
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                #8
                Never been caught.

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                • Klen
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                  #9
                  WHat is jerking off?Masturbating?

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                  • free4porn
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                    #10
                    never !
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                    • Mrs. Lenny2
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                      #11
                      I caught my older brother when we were teenagers. He had a bottle of Jergen's lotion next to him so I asked "What are you doing, Jergen off?"
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                      • jaffie
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fucksakes
                        nope I got a good hiding spot.
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                        • johnny1
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                          #13
                          One of my most embarrassing moments was actually being caught afterwards... when I was 19 I got home drunk one night and started watching porn on my TV in basement I fell asleep holding my cock and dry cum on my stomach. My dad woke me up at 7.00am with a slap appantely my sis had came down stairs and ran up to tell him... I could not face my family for a few days...pretty fuking embarrassing!
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                          • MyNameIsNobody
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by johnny1
                            One of my most embarrassing moments was actually being caught afterwards... when I was 19 I got home drunk one night and started watching porn on my TV in basement I fell asleep holding my cock and dry cum on my stomach. My dad woke me up at 7.00am with a slap appantely my sis had came down stairs and ran up to tell him... I could not face my family for a few days...pretty fuking embarrassing!
                            yeah, my dad used to get pissed if I left the TV on over night to..

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                            • mikeyddddd
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                              #15
                              Nope. That's what door locks are for.

                              But, the girlfriend did catch me getting a blowjob in a titty bar.

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                              • GeorgeK
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                                • mizmiz
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                                  #17
                                  my whole family caught me, my sister when I was 7 my mom when I was 12 and my dad 2 days ago

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                                  • fris
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                                      Once, but I blamed it on the rubber chicken!
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                                      • kane
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                                        I did once. I was 16. I had spent a saturday night at a friends house along with another friend. Both of them worked at the same place and had to work from 9 until noon the next day. So in the morning they go to work, i sleep a little bit more and then get up. This was normal. I would just hang out at the house and wait from the to get off work and we would go do something.

                                        I decide to take a shower. I get in, get washed up and decide do rub one out. Well, apparently I didn't shut the door to the bathroom all the way. My buddies mom sneaks in, pulls the curtian back real fast and screams. She is trying to scare me as a joke, but instead catches me mid stroke. It was obviously awkward, she knew what was going on, but didn't bat an eye, pulled the curtian shut and never said a thing about it.

                                        I was pretty embarassed.

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                                        • martinsc
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                                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by johnny1
                                            One of my most embarrassing moments was actually being caught afterwards... when I was 19 I got home drunk one night and started watching porn on my TV in basement I fell asleep holding my cock and dry cum on my stomach. My dad woke me up at 7.00am with a slap appantely my sis had came down stairs and ran up to tell him... I could not face my family for a few days...pretty fuking embarrassing!

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                                            • buddyjuf

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by kane
                                              I did once. I was 16. I had spent a saturday night at a friends house along with another friend. Both of them worked at the same place and had to work from 9 until noon the next day. So in the morning they go to work, i sleep a little bit more and then get up. This was normal. I would just hang out at the house and wait from the to get off work and we would go do something.

                                              I decide to take a shower. I get in, get washed up and decide do rub one out. Well, apparently I didn't shut the door to the bathroom all the way. My buddies mom sneaks in, pulls the curtian back real fast and screams. She is trying to scare me as a joke, but instead catches me mid stroke. It was obviously awkward, she knew what was going on, but didn't bat an eye, pulled the curtian shut and never said a thing about it.

                                              I was pretty embarassed.
                                              If your friends mom wanted to scare you while you were in the shower, I think she wanted your penis............

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                                              • kane
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                If your friends mom wanted to scare you while you were in the shower, I think she wanted your penis............
                                                you know, when I look back on it now I think you are right. I had known then for awhile so her seeing me in my underwear or anything like that was never a big deal. Maybe it was innocent and nothing more, but I think she had other ideas. of course then I was young and dumb and had no idea of this.

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                                                • Manowar
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by mikeyddddd
                                                  Nope. That's what door locks are for.

                                                  But, the girlfriend did catch me getting a blowjob in a titty bar.
                                                  hahaha nice!

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                                                  • Vitasoy
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                                                    #26
                                                    Nope, always use the door lock ;)


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                                                    • Bozena X
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Fris
                                                      nope, i hardly do it as it is, maybe once a month not even, medication gives me low sex drive.
                                                      you got to hook me up with that shit... this thing between my legs is a curse!!!

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                                                      • MrCain
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                                                        #28
                                                        Nope. .
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                                                        • Los
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by mikeyddddd
                                                          Nope. That's what door locks are for.

                                                          But, the girlfriend did catch me getting a blowjob in a titty bar.

                                                          good times....

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                                                          • Niklas
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Los
                                                            good times....
                                                            when you were blowing him in the titty bar you mean?
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                                                            • Mr. Romance
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                                                              #31
                                                              yes by my x wife


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                                                              • tranza
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                                                                #32
                                                                I got caught once when I was a teen.... By my sister..... Pretty embarassing situation....
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                                                                • socksquatch
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Yes by my teacher
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                                                                  • socksquatch
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Yes by my teacher
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                                                                    • squishypimp
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                                                                      lol nope never happened to me.

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                                                                      • notabook
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by tranza
                                                                        I got caught once when I was a teen.... By my sister..... Pretty embarassing situation....
                                                                        Same here. Very embarrassing to say the least.

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                                                                        • L0rdJuni0r
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                                                                          not yet... it would suck though lol
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                                                                          • CyberHustler
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                                                                            yup... i was like 12 or 13 and nobody was home and i had one of those illegal cable boxes in my room with the free xxx channels. I was squeezing off to some sexy ass latina bitch getting pounded out. I was all close to the tv screen imagining i was fucking this bitches mouth when I heard my dad come into the house. Since I was close to bustin a nut i tried to hurry up before he came to my room but in the middle of bustin that nut my dad walked in my room with his girlfriend. I tried to put my dick in my pants all fast and shit like they didn't already see me. It was fucked up. You could see the jiz dripping down the tv screen. the tv was loud and that bitch was still moaning. I was wiping my hands on my clothes. My dad and his girl were laughing so hard for like 3 hours straight. It was great!
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                                                                            • Burridge
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Mrs. Lenny2
                                                                              I caught my older brother when we were teenagers. He had a bottle of Jergen's lotion next to him so I asked "What are you doing, Jergen off?"
                                                                              why is that so funny to me?

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                                                                              • AdultInsider Cloner
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                                                                                heh.... once by my dad when I was 13.... he just said "no need to be embarrassed son, we all do it....just remember though, don't do it too much because a girl will never be as tight as your hand" =p
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                                                                                  yes

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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
                                                                                    heh.... once by my dad when I was 13.... he just said "no need to be embarrassed son, we all do it....just remember though, don't do it too much because a girl will never be as tight as your hand" =p
                                                                                    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Mrs. Lenny2
                                                                                      I caught my older brother when we were teenagers. He had a bottle of Jergen's lotion next to him so I asked "What are you doing, Jergen off?"

                                                                                      hahaha "jergen off"


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                                                                                      • kin3tic
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by BuySexProducts
                                                                                        yup... i was like 12 or 13 and nobody was home and i had one of those illegal cable boxes in my room with the free xxx channels. I was squeezing off to some sexy ass latina bitch getting pounded out. I was all close to the tv screen imagining i was fucking this bitches mouth when I heard my dad come into the house. Since I was close to bustin a nut i tried to hurry up before he came to my room but in the middle of bustin that nut my dad walked in my room with his girlfriend. I tried to put my dick in my pants all fast and shit like they didn't already see me. It was fucked up. You could see the jiz dripping down the tv screen. the tv was loud and that bitch was still moaning. I was wiping my hands on my clothes. My dad and his girl were laughing so hard for like 3 hours straight. It was great!

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                                                                                        • madawgz
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                                                                          nope I got a good hiding spot.
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                                                                                          • scottybuzz
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            yep, twice by my mum



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                                                                                            • scottybuzz
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
                                                                                              heh.... once by my dad when I was 13.... he just said "no need to be embarrassed son, we all do it....just remember though, don't do it too much because a girl will never be as tight as your hand" =p



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                                                                                              • rodney25
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I'd been caught several times, back in my early teenage days.


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                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                  • pussyluver
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