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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    I almost killed myself in the bathroom........

    I was sitting on crapper , so i get up and zip my pants and i slipped...

    My head hit dead on with the door locked.... its still fucking hurting

    I thought it was gonna be a bleeder for sure
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    • Sly
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      • Sep 2004
      • 31379
      #2
      Frankks and beans!
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        • StickyGreen
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          • Oct 2003
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          #3
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            • Violetta
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              • Jul 2004
              • 28735
              #4
              take it easy dude! Taking a shit is dangerous!
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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992
                  #5
                  i wish i had this on video , you would be laughing your balls off

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                    • xclusive
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                      • Apr 2004
                      • 35218
                      #6
                      Damn that sucks hope you are ok

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                        • GT-Omar
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                          • Aug 2006
                          • 2968
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Sly
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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714
                              #8
                              Just admit it Juicy. You launched yourself right off the damn toilet............

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                                • OTerror
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                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 2527
                                  #9
                                  sounds like you need to lay off the alcohol bud
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                                    • L0rdJuni0r
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                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 5883
                                      #10
                                      Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                        • crockett
                                          in a van by the river
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 76818
                                          #11
                                          Tell the truth.. your mom waked in on you wanking on little juicy and you slipped and fell.
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                                            • Ded Sheriff
                                              Registered User
                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 5
                                              #12
                                              He was masterbating

                                              Did he drop his iPod in the toilet watching those wildfresh movies on it
                                              Hope i dont get busted but i think this wildfresh shit rocks on the ipod. Hold in one hand and jerk off the other what a concept.

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                                                • BusterBunny
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                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 19291
                                                  #13
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                                                    • wyldblyss
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                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 5779
                                                      #14
                                                      What did you slip on? Oh wait, do I really want to know?

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                                                        • avolongold
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 580
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                          I was sitting on crapper , so i get up and zip my pants and i slipped...
                                                          what did you slip on?
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                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 122992
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                              What did you slip on? Oh wait, do I really want to know?

                                                              I just woke up from a nap so i was i think still sleepy , i was zipping up and tripped DAMN BUTTON FLY JEANS!!!!!!!!

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                                                                • Jaii
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                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                  • 648
                                                                  #17
                                                                  well they say most accidents happen in the bathroom, but fuck man that would be the shittiest place to die. no pun intended.

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                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 122992
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Jaii
                                                                      well they say most accidents happen in the bathroom, but fuck man that would be the shittiest place to die. no pun intended.
                                                                      i was putting my hands in my hair expecting to see some blood n stuff yo , i smacked the door handle hard.... man the pain fucking hurt also

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                                                                        • Cyber Fucker
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                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                          • 12642
                                                                          #19
                                                                          You must watch out.. hidden dangers are everywhere

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                                                                            • fuzebox
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                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 22367
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • minusonebit
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                                  • 7391
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I'd hate to die taking a shit...

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                                                                                    • MaddCaz
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                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                      • 9483
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • bknoob
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                                                                                          • Apr 2006
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by minusonebit
                                                                                          I'd hate to die taking a shit...

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                                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Agreed. Better get it checked out.


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                                                                                                • nico-t
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                  • 29901
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  i hope i die on the fucking shitter one day...

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                                                                                                    • webgurl
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                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                      • 7954
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      yikes glad u are okay juicy!
                                                                                                      boil hard egg and roll it around the area where u hit
                                                                                                      your head . (some asian thing )
                                                                                                      p.s don't eat the egg afterwards ...

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                                                                                                        • tony299
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                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                          • 57021
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Bathroom is not a good place to fall very hostile environment.

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                                                                                                            • Fizzgig
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                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                              • 9649
                                                                                                              #28
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                                                                                                                • msan
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                  • 1336
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Maybe you should get your head checked for internal hemorrhage or internal injuries. I know a person once that he fell from stairs although he didn't bleed but there was an internal hemorrhage in his body.
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                                                                                                                        • DWB
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                          • 31779
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          fuck, close call. i agree with msan, get checked out anyway bro, just to be safe.

                                                                                                                          falling in the bathroom is scary. wet floors, slippery feet, lots of things to bash your head on. not good.

                                                                                                                          the last time i fell in the bathroom, i was in the shower. i slipped, grabbed onto the curtain and brought it all crashing down on me. hurt my back a little but i lived to die another day.

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                                                                                                                            • CaptainWolfy
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                                                                                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                              • 8439
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Rockatansky
                                                                                                                              take it easy dude! Taking a shit is dangerous!

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                                                                                                                                • free4porn
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                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2005
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  sounds painful
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                                                                                                                                    • Klen
                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 32234
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Fortunaly i never hurt myself in bathroom but not been far from that.For example,you can have pluged dryer,and if he fall when you bathing,you are instantly dead.

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                                                                                                                                        • CheneyRumsfeld
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                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 1341
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Elvis died on the shitter

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                                                                                                                                            • gooddomains
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                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 10127
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              juicy, you are still sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

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                                                                                                                                                • jaffie
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2005
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Damn that suck's, long as your ok <33
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                                                                                                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 38323
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                      I was sitting on crapper , so i get up and zip my pants and i slipped...
                                                                                                                                                      Should've wiped your ass with TP before getting up yo...

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                                                                                                                                                        • mailman
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                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2001
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                                                                                                                                                          Every bathroom needs a nonslip rug

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                                                                                                                                                                • RichGuy
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  next time just hang your ass out the window!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • madawgz
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                                      • 30509
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      thats gotta hurt! :\ ouch man
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Alphonso
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              MEOWWWWW

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                                                                                                                                                                                  haha! that's pretty careless of you!
                                                                                                                                                                                  but, still, you're too damn lucky that you're not much hurt
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