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  • Ozarkz
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2009
    • 2377

    #1

    My biggest pet peeve. Coders.

    I get a lot of code that doesn't work.

    and it doesn't work BECAUSE YOU DON'T INDENT YOUR LINES AND ORGANIZE YOUR CODE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

    I waste too much time cleaning up peoples code if they just kept their code tidy I wouldn't even have to fix anything because they would see their own dumbass mistakes.

    </rant>
  • Ozarkz
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2009
    • 2377

    #2
    Oh and this also goes for Photoshop designers. Organize your fucking layers, NAME THEM!, Use Layer sets and don't fucking rasterize everything.

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    • Deej
      I make pixels work
      • Jun 2005
      • 24386

      #3
      Originally posted by ozarkz
      oh and this also goes for photoshop designers. Organize your fucking layers, name them!, use layer sets and don't fucking rasterize everything.
      flatten all!!!!

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      • Ozarkz
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jan 2009
        • 2377

        #4
        Originally posted by Deej
        flatten all!!!!
        AAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!@#$!@!!!

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        • who
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2003
          • 19593

          #5
          Code doesn't work because it's not indented?

          Really?

          What kind of code?

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          • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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            • Jan 2004
            • 16502

            #6
            Originally posted by Deej
            flatten all!!!!
            LMFAO!! When I first started working in photoshop, I hated seeing 1353135 layers in the layers panel so I would always do that.. Now I would smack myself if I went in the past and saw myself doing that.

            Originally posted by Ozarkz
            I get a lot of code that doesn't work.

            and it doesn't work BECAUSE YOU DON'T INDENT YOUR LINES AND ORGANIZE YOUR CODE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

            I waste too much time cleaning up peoples code if they just kept their code tidy I wouldn't even have to fix anything because they would see their own dumbass mistakes.

            </rant>
            I agree, I HATE sloppy and inconsistent code... I refuse to work on anyone elses code if it's sloppy and inconsistent, hell I'm working on a project for myself and I was looking at it the other day and I saw some sloppiness in it, and wasn't consistant in 1 area, I was about 30% done with it, I deleted it and started over.

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            • nation-x
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2004
              • 5370

              #7
              I make slow and patient love to my code... because she is my tight little bitch.

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              • WhiplashDug
                ICS Graphics Dude
                • Aug 2006
                • 3438

                #8
                Originally posted by Ozarkz
                Oh and this also goes for Photoshop designers. Organize your fucking layers, NAME THEM!, Use Layer sets and don't fucking rasterize everything.
                Most annoying thing ever! Agreed on this one.
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                • borked
                  Totally Borked
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 6284

                  #9
                  can't beat a 274000 line php file that's not indented.
                  Shows pure skill

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                  • candyflip
                    Carpe Visio
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 43069

                    #10
                    Designers don't name the layers and all that shit so you get frustrated and have to pay them to make the changes.

                    Spend you some brain.
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                    • margarita
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 917

                      #11
                      Why don't you just run auto identing tool?
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                      • Deej
                        I make pixels work
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 24386

                        #12
                        Originally posted by candyflip
                        Designers don't name the layers and all that shit so you get frustrated and have to pay them to make the changes.
                        master plan revealed

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                        • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 16502

                          #13
                          Originally posted by borked
                          can't beat a 274000 line php file that's not indented.
                          Shows pure skill

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                          • 96ukssob
                            So Fucking Banananananas
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 12991

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ozarkz
                            Oh and this also goes for Photoshop designers. Organize your fucking layers, NAME THEM!, Use Layer sets and don't fucking rasterize everything.
                            Originally posted by Deej
                            flatten all!!!!
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                            • WhiplashDug
                              ICS Graphics Dude
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 3438

                              #15
                              Originally posted by candyflip
                              Designers don't name the layers and all that shit so you get frustrated and have to pay them to make the changes.

                              lol... I name and group ALL my layers... or i couldn't edit them
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                              • Babaganoosh
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                                • Nov 2001
                                • 15841

                                #16
                                Originally posted by who
                                Code doesn't work because it's not indented?

                                Really?

                                What kind of code?
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                                • jwerd
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 1953

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Ozarkz
                                  I get a lot of code that doesn't work.

                                  and it doesn't work BECAUSE YOU DON'T INDENT YOUR LINES AND ORGANIZE YOUR CODE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

                                  I waste too much time cleaning up peoples code if they just kept their code tidy I wouldn't even have to fix anything because they would see their own dumbass mistakes.

                                  </rant>
                                  I used to work with a guy that closed his ifs like this

                                  }}}}}}}}}}} most annoying fucking thing, ever. That, and not only the lack of organization and indentation, but also where a piece of code doesn't make sense, they can't take two minutes out of their life to comment the fucker... So people that get passed the baton later on can understand what is going on.... without looking over the entire code 30x.
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                                  • JamesK
                                    hi
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 16731

                                    #18
                                    I honestly don't know anyone in the biz (besides myself) who properly names their PSD layers. I've seen a lot of PSD's because I mostly tweak things for clients and they're all unorganised and look like shit.
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                                    • Mutt
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 34431

                                      #19
                                      i am the worst at keeping organized PSD files - working on one now that is over 200 layers and i want to shoot myself.
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                                      • MetaMan
                                        I AM WEB 2.0
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 28682

                                        #20
                                        i never name my layers, i change up my file so many times that it would take me a decade to name each layer.

                                        you have to sacrifice somewhere, if you want your page pro and i spend 2 hours shading it to the perfect tint you cannot expect me to name layers.

                                        i have actually never even had a psd request now that i think of it, i am the pro what are you going to do with the psd that i cant do better and more proper?

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                                        • Deej
                                          I make pixels work
                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 24386

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JamesK
                                          I honestly don't know anyone in the biz (besides myself) who properly names their PSD layers. I've seen a lot of PSD's because I mostly tweak things for clients and they're all unorganised and look like shit.
                                          i admit if I running through a design i wont name them... I do organize in groups and top to bottom type organization... but if the client tells me beforehand that they want the psd i go further and name... at times have even color coordinated them ... but those clients a few and far between...

                                          totally know what you mean though...

                                          or excess layers that are not even used in the layout :P

                                          jesus!

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                                          • Ethersync
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2008
                                            • 5289

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Deej
                                            flatten all!!!!
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                                            • Deej
                                              I make pixels work
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 24386

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                              i never name my layers, i change up my file so many times that it would take me a decade to name each layer.

                                              you have to sacrifice somewhere, if you want your page pro and i spend 2 hours shading it to the perfect tint you cannot expect me to name layers.

                                              i have actually never even had a psd request now that i think of it, i am the pro what are you going to do with the psd that i cant do better and more proper?
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                                              • Art Room
                                                Registered User
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 51

                                                #24
                                                Or what is just as bad in Unlabeled PSD's in when a previous designer uses some random font, that they don't give to you, when you need to fix all their typos

                                                Good times

                                                Although Nothing beats tons of unlabeled layers that are not even turned on in the document, but just boosting file size by a few hundred megs.
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                                                • Deej
                                                  I make pixels work
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 24386

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Art Room
                                                  Or what is just as bad in Unlabeled PSD's in when a previous designer uses some random font, that they don't give to you, when you need to fix all their typos

                                                  Good times

                                                  Although Nothing beats tons of unlabeled layers that are not even turned on in the document, but just boosting file size by a few hundred megs.
                                                  i throw in my hundreds of insignificant invisible layers for free!!!!

                                                  Thats just how I roll


                                                  I really dont roll that way

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                                                  • gimme-website
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jun 2008
                                                    • 1589

                                                    #26
                                                    ...I think I just came.

                                                    Until now I thought I was the only sad, obsessive-compulsive designer naming and grouping my layers and taking great pleasure in making my code look pretty.

                                                    I've modified/looked at 20+ PSD's from other designers, and not one has bothered to name more than 5 layers of what's usually a 150+ layer PSD. Makes me want to cry every time I open one of those.

                                                    At least with code it's easy to put it through a generator to make sense of it. I love these:

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                                                    • PornMD
                                                      Mainstream Businessman
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 9291

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Deej
                                                      flatten all!!!!
                                                      Once, I had a magazine design job where I was taking over for another designer - who for whatever reason flattened everything he designed. Such a pain in the ass, jesus.
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                                                      • Deej
                                                        I make pixels work
                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                        • 24386

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by PornMD
                                                        Once, I had a magazine design job where I was taking over for another designer - who for whatever reason flattened everything he designed. Such a pain in the ass, jesus.
                                                        Sounds to me like a dickhead move made right before he left...

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                                                        • PornMD
                                                          Mainstream Businessman
                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 9291

                                                          #29
                                                          I think he was legitimately retarded...I mean looking at the actual magazines made even, he was a douche. Didn't understand print quality to say the least - almost like he would save an image in 72 dpi and then later save it in print quality dpi for printing, lol.
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                                                          • JD
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                            • 22651

                                                            #30
                                                            no layer groups and layers are named in piglatin

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                                                            • V_RocKs
                                                              Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 32448

                                                              #31
                                                              Why would I indent? I know what I wrote...

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                                                              • Deej
                                                                I make pixels work
                                                                • Jun 2005
                                                                • 24386

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                                                Why would I indent? I know what I wrote...
                                                                you smoke crack cocaine

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                                                                • k0nr4d
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                  • 9231

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Worst code I have ever worked on:
                                                                  - variables named $aa, $ab, $ab, $ba, etc
                                                                  - functions with named FuzzyBrownSlippers(), then a second one named Fuzzy_Brown_Slippers(), and so forth. The names made no sense
                                                                  - no indentation

                                                                  I swear to god coders in India don't have tab keys on their keyboards.
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                                                                  • Matt 26z
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                    • 18481

                                                                    #34
                                                                    lol @ no indents!

                                                                    How about all white space removed entirely so that 1,500 lines of code is on a single line?

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                                                                    • JamesK
                                                                      hi
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 16731

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Deej
                                                                      i admit if I running through a design i wont name them... I do organize in groups and top to bottom type organization... but if the client tells me beforehand that they want the psd i go further and name... at times have even color coordinated them ... but those clients a few and far between...

                                                                      totally know what you mean though...

                                                                      or excess layers that are not even used in the layout :P

                                                                      jesus!
                                                                      Yeah, same here. I don't name exactly EVERY layer, but it is at least grouped and easy to locate everything.
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                                                                      • nation-x
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 5370

                                                                        #36
                                                                        This is a tool I have been using for years... the developer website is long gone but it works great. Just unzip it in a directory and run it.
                                                                        http://www.nation-x.com/phpcodebeautifier.zip

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                                                                        • nation-x
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                          • 5370

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I was wrong... I just found the developers site :P

                                                                          http://www.waterproof.fr/products/ph...2003-09-18.zip

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                                                                          • munki
                                                                            Do Fun Shit.
                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                            • 13393

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Deej
                                                                            flatten all!!!!

                                                                            I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                            • HorseShit
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 17513

                                                                              #39
                                                                              i just threw up a little in my mouth

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                                                                              • tranza
                                                                                ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                • 57559

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by munki
                                                                                i lol'd! Ahaha
                                                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                • Libertine
                                                                                  sex dwarf
                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 17860

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