Chicago Judge Allows Penis "Bomb" Case To Proceed

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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30201

    #1

    Chicago Judge Allows Penis "Bomb" Case To Proceed

    ... fucking bunch of paranoids ....

    August 25, 2006 7:32 p.m. EST

    Shaveta Bansal -

    Chicago, IL (AHN) - A Chicago Judge ruled that there is enough evidence to prosecute a man who claims that an airport security official misheard him saying bomb.

    The incident occurred at Chicago O'Hare International Airport, when a guard at security check point allegedly thought that a sexual device in Mardin Amin's backpack was actually a bomb.

    Mardin Amin, who is an Iraqi, claims he actually told the guard the small, black object was a "pump," as in a penis pump.

    Amin's attorney Eileen O'Neill-Burke said her client was embarrassed to explain the object in front of his mother, who was traveling with him, so he whispered. The guard misunderstood, and thought he said "bomb."

    "His mother is standing there so, under his breath, he says, 'It's a pump. Put it away. Put it away,'" O'Neill-Burke told the AP on Thursday. The guard asked him again and he repeated that the object was a pump, the attorney said.

    O'Neill-Burke explained that Amin has a thick accent and like some other Arabic speakers he too has trouble distinguishing the sounds "p" and "b."

    However, after hearing the testimony from the female security guard, who asserts her stance, Judge Gerald Winiecki will allow the case to move forward.

    The 29-year-old Amin is charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted. He was released on $75,000 bond and is due back in court Sept. 13.
    .. in front of his mother ...

    I hope they left him his pump, because he could need it for those 3 years ....

    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • nAtuRaLbEautY
    Confirmed User
    • May 2006
    • 6107

    #2
    oh my...
    i would rather have my mom's rage than spend 3 yrs in jail..
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    • notabook
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2006
      • 9748

      #3
      I don't understand, what exactly are they going to prosecute him for? For having a penis pump? Or that those who learn English as a second language who can't get every single nuance of the language correct should be put in jail? I'm not quite understanding, I hope the ACLU will back the guy, this shit is beyond ridiculous.

      ?felony disorderly conduct? for asking the guard to not expose a penis pump in front of his mother? lmao. I love Amerika!

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      • Fizzgig
        Registered User
        • Feb 2004
        • 9649

        #4
        Sad... The guy's story is entirely understandable and believable. It's not like he ran around yelling "BOMB"!!
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        • directfiesta
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 30201

          #5
          That's democracy for Iraqi ...

          If the guy would have been a trailer trash gum diseaded redneck, it would have been all laughs .... and Heee Hawwww .....
          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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          • american pervert
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2002
            • 6840

            #6
            Originally posted by directfiesta
            That's democracy for Iraqi ...

            If the guy would have been a trailer trash gum diseaded redneck, it would have been all laughs .... and Heee Hawwww .....
            yeah, i think your totally fucking wrong, they take all jokes and comments about bombs and guns very seriously.
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            • DaddyHalbucks
              A freakin' legend!
              • Feb 2004
              • 18975

              #7
              Totally ridiculous.
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              • p1mpdogg
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Nov 2002
                • 16714

                #8
                who cares. he is iraqi.

                fuck him.
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                • stickyfingerz
                  Doin fine
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24984

                  #9
                  Originally posted by directfiesta
                  That's democracy for Iraqi ...

                  If the guy would have been a trailer trash gum diseaded redneck, it would have been all laughs .... and Heee Hawwww .....
                  Diseaded?

                  What exactly does a fucking misunderstanding between a 8.00 an hour security guard, and a person with low english skills have to do with democracy in Iraq?

                  I want a peanut butter sandwich so, I think Im going to learn to do oragami....

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                  • Wagerboy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 2290

                    #10
                    Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                    who cares. he is iraqi.

                    fuck him.
                    100% agreed..Fuck him. Hope someone shanks him in prison with a sharpened penis pump.
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                    • tony299
                      lurker
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 57021

                      #11
                      now if they found a bomb I see it but if they found a penis pump let him go.He has suffered enough.

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                      • Solid Bob
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 1213

                        #12
                        What a crock of shit and a disgrace on every level.
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                        • sickkittens
                          I am a meat popsicle.
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 25100

                          #13
                          I wonder if they were sniffing it.

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                          • buddyjuf

                            #14
                            What The Fuck???????????????

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