Porn Provides an IMPORTANT Service! 8 Seconds of clear thought!

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  • RightHandMan
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 1694

    #1

    Porn Provides an IMPORTANT Service! 8 Seconds of clear thought!

    One thing Male Webmasters and Male Surfers have in common is that they enjoy their websites. Another thing they Have in common is the 8 SECONDS OF CLEAR THOUGHT they obtain from the sites.

    Tutorial on Obtaining 8 Seconds of Clear thought:
    1. Think REALLY hard about a pressing matter, serious question, dilemma ect...(EXAMPLE: Should I ask her to marry me?)
    2. Open your favorite browser and enter the URL to your favorite porn site
    3. Write down the item of importance on a slip of scrap paper and place it next to your keyboard
    4. Find the video or photoset that REALLY does it for you, and load it up.
    5. Take out Penis and do whatever it is you do...(Fleshlight Reccommended...contact Juicy Links)
    6. Blow your load into your sock, or tissue, or cumrag (whatever you use)
    7. ****THE 8 SECONDS OF CLEAR THOUGHT STARTS NOW****
    8. IMMEDIATELY PICK UP THE PIECE OF PAPER AND READ IT ALOUD.
    9. If it is a question answer it aloud and REMEMBER your answer. Writing it down is reccomended.
    10. The Answer you just provided is the most accurate and truthful answer you will ever get to that question. Any Answers you give yourself to that question after the 8 seconds has passed is clouded and deceptive.
    11. If you have multiple issues, set aside a few hours to take care of yourself and really focus.


    Hope this helps...
  • Tuga
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 7678

    #2
    Very true.

    Go Fuck Yourself!
    ICQ 101411627

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    • ne0
      Confirmed User
      • May 2006
      • 781

      #3
      ahahaha, i'm going to try this tonight
      hai2u

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      • Mefo
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2002
        • 6169

        #4
        lol point 11 is great

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        • rowan
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2002
          • 17393

          #5
          8 seconds doesn't sound right - by then I've farted, rolled over and fallen asleep

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          • Jaii
            Confirmed User
            • May 2006
            • 648

            #6
            Originally posted by rowan
            8 seconds doesn't sound right - by then I've farted, rolled over and fallen asleep
            lmfao,

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            • XMaster
              Poker Player
              • Jul 2003
              • 2945

              #7
              Originally posted by rowan
              8 seconds doesn't sound right - by then I've farted, rolled over and fallen asleep
              Sexy
              still moneyhere

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              • Gentle_Ben
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 733

                #8
                lmoa

                Thats the damn truth
                ICQ ME: 203-810-401

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                • tranza
                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559

                  #9
                  I'll try this one latr, thanks for the info.
                  I'm just a newbie.

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                  • rowan
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 17393

                    #10
                    Originally posted by XMaster
                    Sexy
                    Hey, what movie (?) is your sig from?

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                    • HushMoney
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 2256

                      #11
                      Originally posted by rowan
                      8 seconds doesn't sound right - by then I've farted, rolled over and fallen asleep
                      Hushmoney.com

                      Interracialpass
                      Hushpass

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