This guy signed up for a dating site last night.
His profile reads as follows.
"Yo wattup girls! This is your man Edward S. keepin it tight up in the Frisco. I got the fine wine, the fine cars, the fine house & the fine magic-stick. So holla at your new Papi if you wanna get treated good....Well you can have whateverrrr you like!"
And finally here is his photo.
Dear god, i laughed for 20 mins!