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08-23-2006, 04:24 PM

I'm sick of working I needed to take a little break and chill.

Sooo I got some Counting Crows playing, a nice cup of tea in front of me, my comfy clothes on, and a pair of ducky slippers cuz I'm thexy like that.

As Teh BoyAlley anything about anything in this thread............
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08-23-2006, 04:28 PM

If Counting Crows have been counting crows since 1991, how many crows have Counting Crows counted?

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08-23-2006, 04:29 PM

Is there any woman that you've fantasized being with?

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08-23-2006, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

If Counting Crows have been counting crows since 1991, how many crows have Counting Crows counted?

Sadly the Counting Crows can't count crows.
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08-23-2006, 04:29 PM

and... Are you still gay?

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08-23-2006, 04:29 PM

atmoic weight of peanut butter, extra chunky?

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08-23-2006, 04:30 PM

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08-23-2006, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Gabriel

Is there any woman that you've fantasized being with?

You mean other than Ruth?!?!?!

I use to think Sandra Bullock was cute. Although that could be because she has masculine features.....
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08-23-2006, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

and... Are you still gay?

It's more fun to ask a straight guy this question for some reason.

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08-23-2006, 04:32 PM

is there any way to turn you straight?...

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08-23-2006, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

and... Are you still gay?

Yes actually I just got done exercising my homosexuality, thus the comfy clothes and tea.
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08-23-2006, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

You mean other than Ruth?!?!?!

I use to think Sandra Bullock was cute. Although that could be because she has masculine features.....

She does? Um I think shes hot too, what does that say about me?

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08-23-2006, 04:33 PM

does you elbow itch?.... which one?... why???

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08-23-2006, 04:34 PM

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is there any way to turn you straight?...

Well, I suppose if I had a sex change operation and became a female, I'd still love the cock, and would technically then be straight I guess?

Unfortunately I love my penis far too much, and have knobby knees, so it'd never work....
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08-23-2006, 04:34 PM

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She does? Um I think shes hot too, what does that say about me?

It means what you think it means. Take the blue pill, Neo, and forget what you've seen.

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08-23-2006, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Gabriel

She does? Um I think shes hot too, what does that say about me?

That's a question you have to answer for yourself. If you ever feel the need to experiment, you have my ICQ.......
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08-23-2006, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by gimo33

does you elbow itch?.... which one?... why???

My elbow never itches when I'm in my own threads......
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08-23-2006, 04:36 PM

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how much more is gay traffic worth than straight surfers?

Conversion and retention is better in the gay market, but there's way more traffic in the straight market, so that's that.
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08-23-2006, 04:37 PM

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atmoic weight of peanut butter, extra chunky?

That's a thexy dancing banana you have there in yours sig.
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08-23-2006, 04:38 PM

how many girls did you fucked right (in the past of course)?...

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08-23-2006, 04:38 PM

Ever nailed/been nailed off a tranny ??

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08-23-2006, 04:40 PM

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Ever nailed/been nailed off a tranny ??

No Trannies are mean and scurry.....
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08-23-2006, 04:41 PM

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08-23-2006, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by gimo33

how many girls did you fucked right (in the past of course)?...

4.....

Well, depends how you define "right". I found the right whole if that counts for anything.....

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08-23-2006, 04:42 PM

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If so, ICQ me....(in my sig)

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08-23-2006, 04:43 PM

noob question... this really confuse me...
pls differentiate a tranny, shemale, and gay

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08-23-2006, 04:44 PM

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08-23-2006, 04:44 PM

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08-23-2006, 04:46 PM

How does this work?
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08-23-2006, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

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08-23-2006, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by gimo33

noob question... this really confuse me...
pls differentiate a tranny, shemale, and gay

Gay = A man that's attracted to other men.

Tranny = An individual that was born with gender dysphoria, IE they feel that they are actually a woman that was born into a man's body. Usually they live life as a woman, take hormones, and eventually seek to have sexual reassignment surgery.

Shemale = A transgendered person that hasn't gone through sexual reassignment surgery, but has taken hormones and developed feminine traits (breasts for example).
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08-23-2006, 04:49 PM

is it true, from yourself and gay men that you know, that gay men aren't interested in trannies? I've heard that only "straight" men who are in the closet are interested in trannies, that most gay men want nothing to do with them.
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08-23-2006, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by heywood

is it true, from yourself and gay men that you know, that gay men aren't interested in trannies? I've heard that only "straight" men who are in the closet are interested in trannies, that most gay men want nothing to do with them.

VERY true. I've never met a single gay man that's been into trannies (although I'm sure some exist somewhere).
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08-23-2006, 04:50 PM

What age did you realise you were ghey ??

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08-23-2006, 04:52 PM

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How does this work?
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There are several ways to perform a 3 card monty routine, including using a double lift, "rough" cards, and an "over throw". When I use to perform it, I always used an "over throw", but people that don't like to practice tend to cheat and use "rough" cards (cards that are covered with a special spray that makes them indetectibly rough which allows you to manipulate multiple cards as one).
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08-23-2006, 04:53 PM

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What age did you realise you were ghey ??

Right after I graduated highschool.

FYI: I met my life partner when I was 19 and we've been together ever since (I'm 27 now).
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08-23-2006, 04:53 PM

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08-23-2006, 04:54 PM

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Gay = A man that's attracted to other men.

Tranny = An individual that was born with gender dysphoria, IE they feel that they are actually a woman that was born into a man's body. Usually they live life as a woman, take hormones, and eventually seek to have sexual reassignment surgery.

Shemale = A transgendered person that hasn't gone through sexual reassignment surgery, but has taken hormones and developed feminine traits (breasts for example).

so trannies and shemales are also gay? because they are attracted to other men.
a girl who used to be a man after surgery is still a tranny?
and a shemale are just poor trannies who cant afford surgery?

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08-23-2006, 04:54 PM

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How do you know which is better? I've tried both, have you?
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08-23-2006, 04:54 PM

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08-23-2006, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by gimo33

so trannies and shemales are also gay? because they are attracted to other men.
a girl who used to be a man after surgery is still a tranny?
and a shemale are just poor trannies who cant afford surgery?

Shemale is a derogatory term, and isn't really something used by the GLBT community.

"Tranny" is short for "Transvestite", or a person that dresses and lives as the opposite sex. After a person gets sexual reassignment surgery, they're called "Transexuals".

A blanket term, which is the most politically correct and least likely to get you beat up by a nasty mean old tranny, is "Transgendered".
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08-23-2006, 04:57 PM

serious question...
what if you come to a point where you want to have your own kids (not adopted ones) what are you going to do?
what if your lifetime partner comes to this point?

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08-23-2006, 04:58 PM

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btw. you don't have movie galleries at alleybucks ?

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08-23-2006, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Shemale is a derogatory term, and isn't really something used by the GLBT community.

"Tranny" is short for "Transvestite", or a person that dresses and lives as the opposite sex. After a person gets sexual reassignment surgery, they're called "Transexuals".

A blanket term, which is the most politically correct and least likely to get you beat up by a nasty mean old tranny, is "Transgendered".

i see..
so trannies dressed up and live as a women and gay dress and lives like a man.

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08-23-2006, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

FYI: I met my life partner when I was 19 and we've been together ever since (I'm 27 now).

Ahh ok.

I was about to ask the question : have you ever had a straight friend who you've thought "i'm gonna turn his ass gay so i can have my way with him", but i guess you've never needed to then...

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08-23-2006, 04:59 PM

How many men have you been with? Or have you only been with just the one lover?

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08-23-2006, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by gimo33

serious question...
what if you come to a point where you want to have your own kids (not adopted ones) what are you going to do?
what if your lifetime partner comes to this point?

We've both talked about kids, and neither of us want them. Many gay couples do have children though, and there are many ways that they accomplish it.

Sometimes gay couples will use a surrogate mother to carry the biological child for them, and what is becoming more and more common, is for gay men and lesbian women to have children together, both couples helping to care for the child.
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08-23-2006, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

Ahh ok.

I was about to ask the question : have you ever had a straight friend who you've thought "i'm gonna turn his ass gay so i can have my way with him", but i guess you've never needed to then...

No, I've never "tried to turn a straight man gay". Gay men know that straight guys will never "turn" gay, just like they know they'll never "turn" straight.
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08-23-2006, 05:01 PM

Sometimes gay couples will use a surrogate mother to carry the biological child for them, and what is becoming more and more common, is for gay men and lesbian women to have children together, both couples helping to care for the child

I find it funny that so many people are against this setup, yet most families today consist of four parents as well (thanks, huge divorce rate).
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08-23-2006, 05:05 PM

Since this is what I believe to be the biggest misconception about gays I need to ask: You have a so called "open relationship"? (in other words: do you guys just fuck around like "all gays do"?)
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