How to beat the military draft if GWB trys it!

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  • Worldnet
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 996
    #1

    How to beat the military draft if GWB trys it!

    Just in case old George decides to bring back the military draft, don't run to Sweden too fast. There are other ways I remember from Nam days. (I did not avoid the draft, but know people who did).
    Proven methods:
    1. Become a farmer, or work for one, and get an farm exemption.
    2. Get in college quick! Get a college deferment.
    3. Have lots of kids to support, and a wife. This works sometimes.
    4. Shoot yourself in the foot.
    5. Do some heroin before the medical exam.
    6. Be gay.

    Methods rumored to work:
    1. Swallow aluminum foil before the xray's at your medical exam.
    2. Place a bar of soap in your armpit to screw up your blood pressure.
    3. Swallow some soap. (Rumored to cause hemoroids)
    4. Act like a fucking lunitic at the medical exam.(worth atry)


    Anybody got any others to ad?
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    • EviLSuperstaR
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 804
      #2
      What a coincidence, George just did:

      "Marines to recall troops to active duty
      By Lolita C. Baldor / >Associated Press

      WASHINGTON - The Marine Corps will soon begin ordering thousands of its troops back to active duty because of a shortage of volunteers for Iraq and Afghanistan ? the first involuntary recall since the early days of the war.

      Up to 2,500 Marines will be brought back at a time, and there is no cap on the total number who may be forced back into service as the military helps fight the war on terror. The call-ups will begin in the next several months."



      Just don't Call it a Draft, but "Volunteers" are forced back into service....

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        • Nismo
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 4977
          #3
          Keep asking them "When do I get my gun" at the recruiting place.
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            • juz
              Confirmed User
              • May 2006
              • 307
              #4
              GW wil never let me emphasize NEVER reinstate the draft, if you are seriously worried about about it becoming an issue look towards the democrats. They are the party who have been trying to tack it onto bills over the past 5 years. Sentror Rangel inparticular http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/01/07/rangel.draft/ , disagree with dubya all you want but atleast do it with some truth. I'll take any wager that if a draft gets reinstated in the USA it will be by a democrat, the repubs have too much to lose to reinstate.

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                • juz
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2006
                  • 307
                  #5
                  Originally posted by EviLSuperstaR



                  Just don't Call it a Draft, but "Volunteers" are forced back into service....

                  Not true, when you enlist you are the governments for 8 years not 4, you have your active 4 years followed by 4 more of IRR. So there is no forcing its in enlistees contract, they signed up for it, god forbid people are asked to honor a contract...

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                    • bastardsquad
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 529
                      #6
                      what are the rules for who gets drafted and who does not if there was a draft?...what is the age range and cut off age?...i looked around online but i couldnt find anything...


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                        • PurrrsianPussyKat
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2088
                          #7
                          Originally posted by bastardsquad
                          what are the rules for who gets drafted and who does not if there was a draft?...what is the age range and cut off age?...i looked around online but i couldnt find anything...

                          http://educate-yourself.org/cn/draftindex.shtml
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                            • dissipate
                              The Dirty Frenchman
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 8904
                              #8
                              7) Stop being a pussy. You enjoy your freedoms, God forbid you may be called upon to serve the country that provides them. Marines, Soldiers, Airmen and Sailors are doing thier third or fourth tours over there. You're ready to gladly sit idly by.
                              Last edited by dissipate; 08-23-2006, 12:20 PM.

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