The Top Ten Signs You?ve FUCKED HER WRONG:

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  • Gabriel
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    • Apr 2002
    • 4789

    #1

    The Top Ten Signs You?ve FUCKED HER WRONG:

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    So we present the following Top Ten Signs You?ve FUCKED HER WRONG:

    1. Instead of calling out your name, she screams the nickname of her favorite dildo
    2. The sex tape you made with her shows up on ?America?s Funniest Amateur Sex Videos?
    3. She suggests you become an abstinence counselor
    4. You keep farting and then sneeze repeatedly on her boobs
    5. She?s a hooker but is so bored she gives you a refund
    6. You?re about to cum and she can?t stop giggling
    7. She asks for a threeway and you?re not included
    8. She gets a bulk discount on viagra and keeps sneaking it into your food
    9. She handcuffs you to the bed and then walks out of the room
    10. You closed your eyes and then fucked her stuffed animal instead of her pussy




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  • Romeo GaySearch4Sex
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    • Mar 2006
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    #2
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    • PimpDaddyPants
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      • Aug 2005
      • 1581

      #3
      11. You put it inside her and she says you in yet!

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      • fris
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        • Aug 2002
        • 55789

        #4
        need members area password to see if not lies :p
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        • Shortbread
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          • Dec 2003
          • 2181

          #5
          All you gave her was a hell of a lot of soft-serve (for definition please see XXXJays blog)

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          • Gabriel
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            • Apr 2002
            • 4789

            #6
            Originally posted by PimpDaddyPants
            11. You put it inside her and she says you in yet!

            Now im going to have flashbacks.
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            • Gabriel
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              • Apr 2002
              • 4789

              #7
              Originally posted by Shortbread
              All you gave her was a hell of a lot of soft-serve (for definition please see XXXJays blog)
              LOL i need to add this one:

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              • gimo33
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                • Mar 2006
                • 5599

                #8
                all the kicking and punching to get you off doesn't made it to top ten?....
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                • gimo33
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 5599

                  #9
                  the girl reading some magazine while fucking and making fake moans doesn't made it either.....
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                  • gimo33
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                    • Mar 2006
                    • 5599

                    #10
                    seems like the girl falling asleep while fucking is not there also.....
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                    • BoyAlley
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                      • Nov 2004
                      • 19714

                      #11
                      Hrm, some of those seem familiar from back in my pre-gay homosexual days of highschool.

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                      • Romeo GaySearch4Sex
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                        • Mar 2006
                        • 472

                        #12
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                        • Shortbread
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                          • Dec 2003
                          • 2181

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex
                          LOL, totally funny. Jay's funny terms crack me up.

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                          • BoyAlley
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                            • Nov 2004
                            • 19714

                            #14
                            Hey, where's Ruth?

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                            • CyberHustler
                              Masterbaiter
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 28776

                              #15
                              lmao.....
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                              • betabomb
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                                • Nov 2005
                                • 777

                                #16
                                oh me oh my

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                                • Cory W
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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 9133

                                  #17
                                  Great post.

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                                  • Big Red Machine
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                                    • Jan 2005
                                    • 9586

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Gabriel
                                    Pushing Rope that cracked me up

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                                    • Pleasurepays
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                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 11913

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex
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                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133978

                                        #20
                                        Lol..those are pretty good..funny shit

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                                        • 2HousePlague
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                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 14572

                                          #21
                                          If I get a 2nd date, that's pretty much all I need to know.


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                                          • Romeo GaySearch4Sex
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                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 472

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                            Hey, where's Ruth?

                                            Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!


                                            Ruth is busy having a life outside of GFY

                                            sorry to disapoint!

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                                            • GT-Omar
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                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 2968

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by gimo33
                                              seems like the girl falling asleep while fucking is not there also.....
                                              I'm surprised that one didn't make it. That's how I got my wife pregnant........ :


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                                              • Lance69
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                                                • Jan 2005
                                                • 2266

                                                #24
                                                Fuck her wrong? I'm not following. What's that exactly?
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                                                • rodney25
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                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 7090

                                                  #25
                                                  "you just found her closet empty the day after"


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                                                  • Dagwolf
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                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 23141

                                                    #26
                                                    I'm not laughing.
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                                                    • donross
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                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 1295

                                                      #27
                                                      lol.. this thread is confusing
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                                                      • xNetworx
                                                        So Fucking What
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 14445

                                                        #28
                                                        You donkey punch her and she likes it?

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                                                        • Romeo GaySearch4Sex
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                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 472

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                          You donkey punch her and she likes it?
                                                          lol, I think thats more of the Top 10 Signs you're a Jack ass and she's a freak
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                                                          • Lance69
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                                                            • Jan 2005
                                                            • 2266

                                                            #30
                                                            "when you call out another girls name, she encourages you to go see her instead."
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                                                            • polish_aristocrat
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                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 40377

                                                              #31
                                                              this thread reminded me I need to get laid finally again
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                                                              • Gabriel
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                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                • 4789

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex
                                                                lol, I think thats more of the Top 10 Signs you're a Jack ass and she's a freak

                                                                Bwahahahaha
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                                                                • Romeo GaySearch4Sex
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                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                  • 472

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                  this thread reminded me I need to get laid finally again
                                                                  awww! too much time in front of the computer screen?
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                                                                  • BoyAlley
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                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                    • 19714

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex
                                                                    Ruth is busy having a life outside of GFY

                                                                    sorry to disapoint!
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                                                                    • free4porn
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      lol nice thread
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                                                                      • Mr. Romance
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        great list

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                                                                        • Vitasoy
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                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 58202

                                                                          #37
                                                                          lol.. those are great.


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                                                                          • E$_manager
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                                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                                            • 13557

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by PimpDaddyPants
                                                                            11. You put it inside her and she says you in yet!
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                                                                            • E$_manager
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                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                              • 13557

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex
                                                                              lol, I think thats more of the Top 10 Signs you're a Jack ass and she's a freak
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                                                                              • PimpDaddyPants
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                                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                                • 1581

                                                                                #40
                                                                                If a lwayer is involved, also bad sign

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                                                                                • Romeo GaySearch4Sex
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                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                  • 472

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                  You mean I posted my bearded clam smilie for no reason??!?!?!
                                                                                  No I'm always entertained by you and who doesnt love that HOT WEG Cash Banner featuring a mr BoyAlley?
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