You could teach 99% of the webmasters biz 101. They need it!
This industry is eating itself and I am just sitting back and laughing. I got out years ago as I saw the righting on the wall.
You all need to go out and get the book "Who Moved My Cheese" and give it a read. For all you GFY people, it's a short book so with your tiny attention span you should be able to get through it. Not to many big words either.
Good luck!