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  • p1mpdogg
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    • Nov 2002
    • 16714

    #1

    easiest way to get rid of a body?

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  • fris
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    • Aug 2002
    • 55833

    #2
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    • jimmy-3-way
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      • Jun 2001
      • 3861

      #3
      You'll need a shovel, an axe, a remote location and two bags of lime.
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      • gangbangjoe
        Ronin
        • May 2004
        • 17693

        #4
        go to the police station near you and tell them you have a body you need to get rid of ASAP

        they will take care of it

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        • cool1
          sex is good
          • Sep 2001
          • 24939

          #5
          Call the cops, they will come with the morgue dudes and take it away for ya.

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          • munki
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            • Dec 2004
            • 13393

            #6
            Bleach... ammonia... alley....


            problem solved

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            • p1mpdogg
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 16714

              #7
              Originally posted by munki
              Bleach... ammonia... alley....


              problem solved

              please explain...

              ive heard the lime stories.. but bleach and amonia? and an alley?

              im not too quick today, is this a joke?
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              • Jakke PNG
                ex-TeenGodFather
                • Nov 2001
                • 20306

                #8
                Feed it to pigs, and I don't mean cops.
                ..and I'm off.

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                • TheLegacy
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 18233

                  #9
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                  • Deej
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                    • Jun 2005
                    • 24386

                    #10
                    Pig farm

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                    • jimmy-3-way
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                      • Jun 2001
                      • 3861

                      #11
                      Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                      please explain...

                      ive heard the lime stories.. but bleach and amonia? and an alley?

                      im not too quick today, is this a joke?
                      Mixing bleach and ammonia makes chlorine gas.
                      Last edited by jimmy-3-way; 08-22-2006, 08:43 AM.
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                      • WiredGuy
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                        • Aug 2002
                        • 34517

                        #12
                        Pig farm.
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                        • gimo33
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                          • Mar 2006
                          • 5599

                          #13
                          burn it....
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                          • NoCarrier
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                            • Mar 2002
                            • 16356

                            #14
                            Feed it to Sleazydream.
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                            • p1mpdogg
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 16714

                              #15
                              hrm, pig fgarm seems to be popular.. however, you need to own a pig farm to have access or sneak in to one at night... but i would assume the pigs would make quite alot of noise getting a treat like this at 2a.m....

                              pig farm is a far streatch and opens you for plenty of room for error.....
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                              • p1mpdogg
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 16714

                                #16
                                Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                Feed it to Sleazydream.
                                NC

                                kind of line with the pig farm idea... good thinking tho
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                                • avalanche
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                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 1922

                                  #17
                                  Chipper/Shredder on the back of a boat....then get out the poles and catch some dinner!
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                                  • TurboAngel
                                    H.B.I.C.
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 30122

                                    #18
                                    Is there a big body of water around? If so cut them up and toss it, you have to crack the skull and take the teeth so if they find the person they won't be able to tell who it is.

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                                    • p1mpdogg
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 16714

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by avalanche
                                      Chipper/Shredder on the back of a boat....then get out the poles and catch some dinner!

                                      dna will be left behind. recipts for the chipper, then the chipper goes missing.. makes you an instant suspect.

                                      who drives a boat with a chipper on the back? makes for interesting viwing by alot of locals and witnesses
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                                      • p1mpdogg
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 16714

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                        Is there a big body of water around? If so cut them up and toss it, you have to crack the skull and take the teeth so if they find the person they won't be able to tell who it is.


                                        i get the teeth part, but the skull cracking? why?
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                                        • jimmy-3-way
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                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 3861

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by avalanche
                                          Chipper/Shredder on the back of a boat....then get out the poles and catch some dinner!
                                          When I was a kid some guy had rented a chipper to chop up his wife and fired her into a local reservoir. He did a half ass job hosing the thing out and the rental company found a piece of finger stuck in the thing.
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                                          • L-Pink
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                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 39151

                                            #22
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                                            • gimo33
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                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 5599

                                              #23
                                              tie it to a big rock and let it go down the cean.....
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                                              • ilbb
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                                                • May 2005
                                                • 3025

                                                #24
                                                put it into ant hill

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                                                • p1mpdogg
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 16714

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                  When I was a kid some guy had rented a chipper to chop up his wife and fired her into a local reservoir. He did a half ass job hosing the thing out and the rental company found a piece of finger stuck in the thing.

                                                  lol thats kinda funny in a sick way.










                                                  btw, this thread is for entertainment purposes only! any local police or anything shal treat this as such and in no way take this thread seriously. I have retianed a lawyer anyways, so if you wish to contact me for questioning, i aint saying shit.
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                                                  • Shok
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                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 5611

                                                    #26
                                                    you ned to be somewhere where they didnt see the deceased go in.
                                                    plus you need it to be secluded.

                                                    hang the body in the tub/shower

                                                    make a cut on each calf and let the blood drain for about 45 minutes.

                                                    when it's good and empty then you can start cutting and quartering.
                                                    that way there is no splatter.

                                                    now your going to need a big pot.

                                                    begin boiling the parts until its just bone and mush.

                                                    bag up the bones and goop into about 10 or 11 garbage bags.

                                                    drive to a distant town, hopefully one thats pretty big.
                                                    Now begin dumping the bags, each in a different dumpster around town.

                                                    drive back and cleanup any spots and run the water in the tub for a good hour or so.

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                                                    • Malicious Biz
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 4575

                                                      #27
                                                      wood chipper.

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                                                      • brand0n
                                                        been very busy
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 26983

                                                        #28
                                                        i live in myrtle beach.. im sittin beside the ocean

                                                        55 gallon drum, 20 bags of quick concrete.

                                                        chop up the body and layer it into the concrete in the drum.. meanin drop a leg in.. pour in some con.. drop an arm in.. pour in some more..

                                                        untill the entire body is encased in the drum.. filled with concrete.

                                                        load the drum on the boat.. wave to the fishermen..

                                                        hit the open seas.. 5 miles out.. kerplunk

                                                        see ya
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                                                        • brand0n
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                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 26983

                                                          #29
                                                          also.. somethin everone forgets.. besure to put a whole in the lungs.. if not they can swell and explode and you dont want that to happen.. its not a pretty site.
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                                                          • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 28609

                                                            #30
                                                            a big helium balloon and some duct tape
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                                                            • brand0n
                                                              been very busy
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 26983

                                                              #31
                                                              hmm

                                                              has JTF posted today?
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                                                              • cool1
                                                                sex is good
                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                • 24939

                                                                #32
                                                                first stab the stomach releasing much of the gasses then wrap it in chicken wire along with some large stones and drop it in the ocean, the chicken wire alows the little fish beasties to start recycling the body, but stops parts floating off and surfacing. Also by dropping far out in the ocean rather than closer inland, the tides will make the search for the body more difficult if anyone happens to sees you.
                                                                But when it is all said and done, CSI will figure things out if they find the body.

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                                                                • Aneros Josh
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                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 2038

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Put it in some guy's swamp in Indiana....

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                                                                  • Vite
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                                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                                    • 278

                                                                    #34
                                                                    if your in Florida just throw it on any swamp and blame the gators

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                                                                    • Doctor Dre
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                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 51692

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                      Pig farm.
                                                                      WG
                                                                      That was one of the best movies ;)lol
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                                                                      • Aneros Josh
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                                                                        • Aug 2005
                                                                        • 2038

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Vite
                                                                        if your in Florida just throw it on any swamp and blame the gators
                                                                        Just make sure you don't use a gun as the deadly weapon because crocs don't carry guns...the police won't believe they killed them

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                                                                        • Juilan
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                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 15141

                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • TurboAngel
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                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                            • 30122

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                                            i get the teeth part, but the skull cracking? why?
                                                                            So you can get the teeth out.


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                                                                            • Doctor Dre
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                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 51692

                                                                              #39
                                                                              This thread is pure Pimpd0g entraintement back again. Thanks... it's been a long time with all theses bullshit non creative fake drama threads lately ;)
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                                                                              • JFK
                                                                                FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                                • 67369

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                Pig farm.
                                                                                WG
                                                                                I wonder if it really works, or just makes a good movie plot?

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                                                                                • Shok
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                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 5611

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  No it's true, pigs will eat anything

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                                                                                  • Mickey_
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                                                                                    #42


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                                                                                    • JFK
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                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 67369

                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • Phoenix
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                                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                                        • 35475

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        depending ont eh siez oe the person...drain blood as per shok.
                                                                                        cut into halves...put them in hockey bas they can hold about 75 pounds or so.

                                                                                        go out into the swamp..and bury them...nature will take care of it.

                                                                                        clean your house with liquid nitrogen....especially the bathroom etc

                                                                                        just throw it on everything..it denatures the dna so no trace possible
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                                                                                        • Drake
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                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 12508

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          It's true... grind it and feed it to pigs at a pig farm. On a Cold Case Files epidosde last week and that's how three brothers and a couple of their friends disposed of two hunters that they got into fisticuffs with. The beat the two hunters to death with bats. The only reason they got busted was because they started talking about the incident some 13 years after it happened while they were drinking in a bar. True story... scary stuff.

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                                                                                          • Drake
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                                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                                            • 12508

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Here's a link to the tv show and a synopsis about that particular episode:

                                                                                            http://www.aetv.com/cold_case_files/...episode=137922

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                                                                                            • 2HousePlague
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                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                              • 14572

                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • fuzebox
                                                                                                making it rain
                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                • 22369

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by JFK
                                                                                                I wonder if it really works, or just makes a good movie plot?
                                                                                                A guy in the Vancouver area did it over 20 years to like 60 prosititutes... The investigation took years, was kinda weird because it all came out the same time Snatch did.

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                                                                                                • LittleSassy
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                                                                                                  • May 2005
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  burn and bury...he'll become fertilizer faster

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                                                                                                    #50
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