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easiest way to get rid of a body?
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go to the police station near you and tell them you have a body you need to get rid of ASAP
they will take care of it
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Originally posted by munkiBleach... ammonia... alley....
problem solved
please explain...
ive heard the lime stories.. but bleach and amonia? and an alley?
im not too quick today, is this a joke?A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!Comment
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Mixing bleach and ammonia makes chlorine gas.Originally posted by p1mpdoggplease explain...
ive heard the lime stories.. but bleach and amonia? and an alley?
im not too quick today, is this a joke?Last edited by jimmy-3-way; 08-22-2006, 08:43 AM.Make money offa that Asian honey - www.eroticmp.com.Comment
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hrm, pig fgarm seems to be popular.. however, you need to own a pig farm to have access or sneak in to one at night... but i would assume the pigs would make quite alot of noise getting a treat like this at 2a.m....
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Chipper/Shredder on the back of a boat....then get out the poles and catch some dinner!Comment
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Is there a big body of water around? If so cut them up and toss it, you have to crack the skull and take the teeth so if they find the person they won't be able to tell who it is.
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Originally posted by avalancheChipper/Shredder on the back of a boat....then get out the poles and catch some dinner!
dna will be left behind. recipts for the chipper, then the chipper goes missing.. makes you an instant suspect.
who drives a boat with a chipper on the back? makes for interesting viwing by alot of locals and witnessesA fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!Comment
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Originally posted by TurboAngelIs there a big body of water around? If so cut them up and toss it, you have to crack the skull and take the teeth so if they find the person they won't be able to tell who it is.

i get the teeth part, but the skull cracking? why?A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!Comment
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When I was a kid some guy had rented a chipper to chop up his wife and fired her into a local reservoir. He did a half ass job hosing the thing out and the rental company found a piece of finger stuck in the thing.Originally posted by avalancheChipper/Shredder on the back of a boat....then get out the poles and catch some dinner!Make money offa that Asian honey - www.eroticmp.com.Comment
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tie it to a big rock and let it go down the cean.....Galleries that sells www.highendcreatives.com
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Originally posted by jimmy-3-wayWhen I was a kid some guy had rented a chipper to chop up his wife and fired her into a local reservoir. He did a half ass job hosing the thing out and the rental company found a piece of finger stuck in the thing.
lol thats kinda funny in a sick way.
btw, this thread is for entertainment purposes only! any local police or anything shal treat this as such and in no way take this thread seriously. I have retianed a lawyer anyways, so if you wish to contact me for questioning, i aint saying shit.A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!Comment
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you ned to be somewhere where they didnt see the deceased go in.
plus you need it to be secluded.
hang the body in the tub/shower
make a cut on each calf and let the blood drain for about 45 minutes.
when it's good and empty then you can start cutting and quartering.
that way there is no splatter.
now your going to need a big pot.
begin boiling the parts until its just bone and mush.
bag up the bones and goop into about 10 or 11 garbage bags.
drive to a distant town, hopefully one thats pretty big.
Now begin dumping the bags, each in a different dumpster around town.
drive back and cleanup any spots and run the water in the tub for a good hour or so.Comment
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i live in myrtle beach.. im sittin beside the ocean
55 gallon drum, 20 bags of quick concrete.
chop up the body and layer it into the concrete in the drum.. meanin drop a leg in.. pour in some con.. drop an arm in.. pour in some more..
untill the entire body is encased in the drum.. filled with concrete.
load the drum on the boat.. wave to the fishermen..
hit the open seas.. 5 miles out.. kerplunk
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also.. somethin everone forgets.. besure to put a whole in the lungs.. if not they can swell and explode and you dont want that to happen.. its not a pretty site.want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.Comment
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first stab the stomach releasing much of the gasses then wrap it in chicken wire along with some large stones and drop it in the ocean, the chicken wire alows the little fish beasties to start recycling the body, but stops parts floating off and surfacing. Also by dropping far out in the ocean rather than closer inland, the tides will make the search for the body more difficult if anyone happens to sees you.
But when it is all said and done, CSI will figure things out if they find the body.Comment
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That was one of the best movies ;)lolOriginally posted by WiredGuyPig farm.
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Just make sure you don't use a gun as the deadly weapon because crocs don't carry guns...the police won't believe they killed themOriginally posted by Viteif your in Florida just throw it on any swamp and blame the gators
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So you can get the teeth out.Originally posted by p1mpdoggi get the teeth part, but the skull cracking? why?
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This thread is pure Pimpd0g entraintement back again. Thanks... it's been a long time with all theses bullshit non creative fake drama threads lately ;)Originally posted by rayadp05I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?Comment
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I wonder if it really works, or just makes a good movie plot?Originally posted by WiredGuyPig farm.
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depending ont eh siez oe the person...drain blood as per shok.
cut into halves...put them in hockey bas they can hold about 75 pounds or so.
go out into the swamp..and bury them...nature will take care of it.
clean your house with liquid nitrogen....especially the bathroom etc
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It's true... grind it and feed it to pigs at a pig farm. On a Cold Case Files epidosde last week and that's how three brothers and a couple of their friends disposed of two hunters that they got into fisticuffs with. The beat the two hunters to death with bats. The only reason they got busted was because they started talking about the incident some 13 years after it happened while they were drinking in a bar. True story... scary stuff.Comment
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Here's a link to the tv show and a synopsis about that particular episode:
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A guy in the Vancouver area did it over 20 years to like 60 prosititutes... The investigation took years, was kinda weird because it all came out the same time Snatch did.Originally posted by JFKI wonder if it really works, or just makes a good movie plot?
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