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  • footmonkey
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 639

    #1

    Where do you store a fleshlight?

    Under your pillow?

    Under the bed?

    Sock drawer?

    In a hole in the back garden?
  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

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    • stickyfingerz
      Doin fine
      • Oct 2005
      • 24984

      #3
      BoyAlley keeps his in his ass.

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      • Aneros Josh
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2005
        • 2038

        #4
        Originally posted by L-Pink
        I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

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        • godisdead
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          • Jun 2006
          • 1213

          #5
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          • bobby666
            boots are my religion
            • Nov 2005
            • 21765

            #6
            stored at work in the office

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            • sickkittens
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              • Jul 2002
              • 25100

              #7
              Is someone afraid that their mommy might find theirs?

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                • Jul 2002
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                #8
                Originally posted by sickkittens
                Is someone afraid that their mommy might find theirs?
                probably
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                • madawgz
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509

                  #9
                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                  I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife
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                  • cyberstar
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 1263

                    #10
                    "Under your pillow?" are you crazy? have you seen how big that thing is. I saw it kicking around in one of our drawers :P
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                    • dissipate
                      The Dirty Frenchman
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 8904

                      #11
                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                      I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife
                      classssic

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                      • Aneros Josh
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 2038

                        #12
                        Surprisingly enough, I use mine as a means of summing up if a girl is a "down" girl or if she is a boring lay. I always show it to girls and if they are like "oh my god, get that thing away from me, it's disgusting" then I know they are probably not sexually open and probably a dead lay. If, on the other hand they say something like "wow...can I put my finger inside it" then I know someone might be getting lucky that night.

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                        • Devilporn
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 676

                          #13
                          Originally posted by FleshJosh
                          Surprisingly enough, I use mine as a means of summing up if a girl is a "down" girl or if she is a boring lay. I always show it to girls and if they are like "oh my god, get that thing away from me, it's disgusting" then I know they are probably not sexually open and probably a dead lay. If, on the other hand they say something like "wow...can I put my finger inside it" then I know someone might be getting lucky that night.
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                          • JD
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 22651

                            #14
                            under the bathroom sink

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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714

                              #15
                              Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                              BoyAlley keeps his in his ass.
                              Now that you mention it I..........

                              erm nevermind.

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                              • Cyndalie
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 3615

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
                                under the bathroom sink
                                Nice to know you clean it
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                                • Phil
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 7659

                                  #17
                                  Mine is in Ramos' closet.. Never got one
                                  Ask Phil

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                                  • free4porn
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                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 4654

                                    #18
                                    i must get one!!
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                                    • notabook
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 9748

                                      #19
                                      On the coffee table. Everyone who sees it just assumes it's full of severed midget penises instead of a fleshlight.

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                                      • Mr. Romance
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                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 7821

                                        #20
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                                        • maxidrom11
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                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 602

                                          #21
                                          get that thing away from me, it's disgusting
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                                          • JenniDahling
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                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 5285

                                            #22
                                            I have a couple and use em to store my glass toys

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                                            • JenniDahling
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                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 5285

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by JenniDahling
                                              I have a couple and use em to store my glass toys
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                                              • scottybuzz
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • May 2006
                                                • 14799

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife
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                                                • Scroto
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 2804

                                                  #25
                                                  used to keep mine in the bathroom ..wife found it and threw it away lol

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                                                  • RF_Erick
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 946

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                    I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife

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                                                    • footmonkey
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                      • 639

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by FleshJosh
                                                      Surprisingly enough, I use mine as a means of summing up if a girl is a "down" girl or if she is a boring lay. I always show it to girls and if they are like "oh my god, get that thing away from me, it's disgusting" then I know they are probably not sexually open and probably a dead lay. If, on the other hand they say something like "wow...can I put my finger inside it" then I know someone might be getting lucky that night.
                                                      I like this. I live in a porn studio so once they've seen the dungeon and haven't run out screaming they're probably open-minded. This could be a second check.. just to make sure.

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                                                      • footmonkey
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                        • 639

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                        I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife
                                                        Classic!

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                                                        • Vitasoy
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                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 58202

                                                          #29
                                                          Mine is under my bed ;)


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                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 38323

                                                            #30
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                                                            • Rochard
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                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 75762

                                                              #31
                                                              Texas Dreams keeps his in his cubicle.
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                                                              • PenetratinP
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                • 2689

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife


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                                                                • Kimo
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                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                  • 11542

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                  I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife


                                                                  holy shit thats awesome
                                                                  ...

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                                                                  • L-Pink
                                                                    working on my tan
                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                    • 39151

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by footmonkey
                                                                    I like this. I live in a porn studio so once they've seen the dungeon and haven't run out screaming they're probably open-minded. This could be a second check.. just to make sure.
                                                                    Post photos of studio

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                                                                    • OG LennyT
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                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 14345

                                                                      #35
                                                                      In my closet so the kids dont find it
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                                                                      • Jaii
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • May 2006
                                                                        • 648

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                        I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife


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                                                                        • Bigfuck
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                          • 4961

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I just wish I had a fleshlight

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                                                                          • ilbb
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • May 2005
                                                                            • 3025

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                            I keep mine in the freezer that way it's like fucking my ex-wife
                                                                            cool joke!

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                                                                            • footmonkey
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                              • 639

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                              Post photos of studio


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                                                                              • L-Pink
                                                                                working on my tan
                                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                                • 39151

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by footmonkey


                                                                                Impressive, nice place to live/work, quite a contrast between rooms.

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                                                                                • Aneros Josh
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                  • 2038

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by maxidrom11
                                                                                  get that thing away from me, it's disgusting

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