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Barefootsies · 01-25-2009, 11:56 PM

I laugh my ass off listening to the stories from my old college roomie who works for Homeland Security. He is over in Detroit, and is busting Mexicans and Arabs all day long.

He will tell me various stories about how they grill the subjects, or what some of these dudes say, and it's priceless comedy. It ranks up there with the stories he would tell me about when he worked for F.O.C.. Now that is hilarious! Anyways, a lot of them (arabs) think he is their buddy since he's, ethnically, similar.

However, all of them in the stories tell them about how, "they love America/U.S.A. one hundred percent" or "are not a terrorist one hundred percent". We laugh and I ask him if he tells them, "You are going to Gitmo, one hundred percent".

Anyways, long story short... I had a guy contact me about one of the projects in sig. I have him call me on the phone as it would be easier than me typing out all of the answers, and he is doing the same thing.

"Yes, I am sure you hear from a lot of people were are going to buy and do businesss..", I reply, "Yes I do. However I can typically tell who is, and is not serious. Who does, and does not, have money in talking to them and not waste my time". He comes back, "Well Mr Chris. I am telling you one hundred percent I am going to do this".

I almost busted up laughing.

01-25-2009, 11:56 PM
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Arabs Do Everything, One Hundred Percent I laugh my ass off listening to the stories from my old college roomie who works for Homeland Security. He is over in Detroit, and is busting Mexicans and Arabs all day long. He will tell me various stories about how they grill the subjects, or what some of these dudes say, and it's priceless comedy. It ranks up there with the stories he would tell me about when he worked for F.O.C.. Now that is hilarious! Anyways, a lot of them (arabs) think he is their buddy since he's, ethnically, similar. However, all of them in the stories tell them about how, "they love America/U.S.A. one hundred percent" or "are not a terrorist one hundred percent". We laugh and I ask him if he tells them, "You are going to Gitmo, one hundred percent". Anyways, long story short... I had a guy contact me about one of the projects in sig. I have him call me on the phone as it would be easier than me typing out all of the answers, and he is doing the same thing. "Yes, I am sure you hear from a lot of people were are going to buy and do businesss..", I reply, "Yes I do. However I can typically tell who is, and is not serious. Who does, and does not, have money in talking to them and not waste my time". He comes back, "Well Mr Chris. I am telling you one hundred percent I am going to do this". I almost busted up laughing. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?" Last edited by Barefootsies; 01-25-2009 at 11:58 PM..