How did you make your first Million?

**polish_aristocrat** · 01-25-2009, 09:00 AM

poor attempt at spamming your domain-sale thread

**Machete_** · 01-25-2009, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

poor attempt at spamming your domain-sale thread

Said the guy with brazzer in his sig

I still own www.torrentprofit.com - maybe that was something for you?

**notime** · 01-25-2009, 09:10 AM

When I changed a 100 dollar bill in Zimbabwe

**polish_aristocrat** · 01-25-2009, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

Said the guy with brazzer in his sig

if you don't know how to attack someone smarter than you, attack his sig

ebus_dk troll school 101

**Machete_** · 01-25-2009, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by notime

When I changed a 100 dollar bill in Zimbabwe

LIES... $100 is actiually 529572.73 Kwacha

**MindWaste** · 01-25-2009, 09:16 AM

I made my first by doing bascily what im doing now..

First Must become a hermit.

Second flop around like a headless fish around the net for a few years tell you become a mental mutant.

The last part is finding GFY, and thats it.. Put it all togeather leave everything alone for years to create a story then rinse and repeat.

The stuff inbetween is increadable but not controlable.

**Machete_** · 01-25-2009, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

if you don't know how to attack someone smarter than you, attack his sig

ebus_dk troll school 101

You smarter than me?

The only difference between you and DoriDori, is the english skills.

**FakeNick** · 01-25-2009, 09:37 AM

i made mine buying and selling orhpaned croatian children and selling them on ebay to a-list celebrities for $50 a pop

**spacedog** · 01-25-2009, 10:00 AM

million.. Don't I wish.

Maybe if I didn't spend it all, perhaps cumulative it might be maybe HALF.. but that's going back quite a few years

**MaDalton** · 01-25-2009, 10:03 AM

by losing my second million

**SexualDragon** · 01-25-2009, 10:07 AM

I won the lottery

**Reak AGV** · 01-25-2009, 11:14 AM

Can't remember, made so many after

**2012** · 01-25-2009, 11:16 AM

I made mine trolling gfy

**zabijaq** · 01-25-2009, 12:42 PM

When I won Nigerian lottery

**STR$** · 01-25-2009, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by zabijaq

When I won Nigerian lottery

i win every day

**JamesK** · 01-25-2009, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by zabijaq

When I won Nigerian lottery

**Trend** · 01-25-2009, 02:01 PM

One Word: Inheritance

**Sid70** · 01-25-2009, 02:13 PM

average 20 banners a day $25 each could bring you spmething like a mill in 7 years

**PowerCum** · 01-25-2009, 02:13 PM

I went to the tv and told them I once saw Juicy Links in action. they paid me 25 millions to tell them that.

hahahahaha, I miss your funny posts lately lol

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-25-2009, 02:27 PM

Robbing a bank.

**Waiter** · 01-25-2009, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by Killswitch

Robbing a bank.

that is more than one million

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-25-2009, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Waiter

that is more than one million

Still made my first million doing it.

**u-Bob** · 01-25-2009, 03:36 PM

by breeding midgets in my cellar and selling their organs...

BT · 01-25-2009, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by u-Bob

by breeding midgets in my cellar and selling their organs...

Yeah, i got a ball implant form one!! Midgets have nice nuts

**Lester Burnham** · 01-25-2009, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

Tell me how you did it

I suckered some guy to trade me Park Place and Boardwalk for Baltic. After that, it was easy street...

**DaddyHalbucks** · 01-25-2009, 05:05 PM

**BadBrad** · 01-25-2009, 05:38 PM

I haven't made my first million. But I soon will by robbing the fools that post in this thread!

**Jack Sparrow** · 01-25-2009, 10:29 PM

I made mine from this awesome tube site that has something extra.

Oh wait, thats gonna happen this year

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 01-25-2009, 10:36 PM

ADG

**Blingbaby** · 01-25-2009, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by MindWaste

I made my first by doing bascily what im doing now..

First Must become a hermit.

Second flop around like a headless fish around the net for a few years tell you become a mental mutant.

The last part is finding GFY, and thats it.. Put it all togeather leave everything alone for years to create a story then rinse and repeat.

The stuff inbetween is increadable but not controlable.

Dude, you're a lost cause..

**ContentPimp** · 01-25-2009, 10:39 PM

i'll tell u how i lost my million that i inherited ;) jk

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 01-25-2009, 10:42 PM

sewing soccer balls in kenya

**doridori** · 01-25-2009, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

poor attempt at spamming your domain-sale thread

hahah ebus_Dk failed.

**doridori** · 01-25-2009, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

You smarter than me?

The only difference between you and DoriDori, is the english skills.

at least im not retarded as both of you.

**Jack Sparrow** · 01-25-2009, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by doridori

at least im not retarded as both of you.

99% in here will disagree. We are just waiting for your slipup to ban.

**doridori** · 01-26-2009, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by mrfrisky

99% in here will disagree. We are just waiting for your slipup to ban.

i think you are closer to getting a ban. just like jdavis.

**The Duck** · 01-26-2009, 01:58 AM

I didnt :p

**Jack Sparrow** · 01-26-2009, 03:22 AM

Originally posted by doridori

i think you are closer to getting a ban. just like jdavis.

Lol for what.
Get real idiot, and stop cloggin up every thread.

**stevo** · 01-26-2009, 03:37 AM

By investing $200k into a penny stock drug company.

**biggilo** · 01-26-2009, 03:45 AM

My Dad died

**bobby666** · 01-26-2009, 03:57 AM

i made my first million yesterday and today the next million...

**kmanrox** · 01-26-2009, 05:12 AM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

Tell me how you did it

I made my selling domains and short UIN's

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=883783

counting every penny you earned your whole life, plus your parents, brothers, friends etc, doesn't count as YOU making your 'first million'

also, anyone who makes a thread about making a million, hasnt.