My husband can now read my mood swings!!

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  • Tam
    Rude Bitch
    • Jan 2001
    • 8533
    #1

    My husband can now read my mood swings!!

    My husband being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so he could monitor my mood. We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.

    Thank god he finally figured that out, it should only take ONE redmark to learn that one.
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    • _Richard_
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      • Oct 2006
      • 30989
      #2
      hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaha

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089
          #3
          That didn't take too long. How many years have you been married.

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            • BVF
              Black Vagina Finder
              • Jan 2002
              • 13975
              #4
              Geez...He sure seems like a lucky duck to me..... **rolls eyes**

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                • Tam
                  Rude Bitch
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 8533
                  #5
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  That didn't take too long. How many years have you been married.
                  Only 25 years. but you know guys, it takes them awhile for shit to sink into their heads.


                  And before anyone gets all damn crazy, we do not hit each other...... a friend of his found this joke and sent it to him, he sent it to me and I atered it to fit..... lmao
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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978
                      #6
                      I guess it's better than getting hit with a frying pan

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                        • fris
                          I have to go potty
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 55749
                          #7
                          I saw that joke posted on a joke site
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                            • MandyBlake
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 17761
                              #8
                              lol very funny!
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                                • TisMe
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                                  • Aug 2008
                                  • 1719
                                  #9
                                  Hahahahaha.... Good one!

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                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 17189
                                      #10
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                                        • Tam
                                          Rude Bitch
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 8533
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by fris
                                          I saw that joke posted on a joke site
                                          Who the hell knows where they found it, but I laughed so hard i almost choked on my coffee... lmao
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                                            • bloggingseo
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                                              • May 2007
                                              • 1793
                                              #12
                                              Haha that's a good one

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                                                • fris
                                                  I have to go potty
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 55749
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Tam
                                                  Who the hell knows where they found it, but I laughed so hard i almost choked on my coffee... lmao
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