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  • xxxjay
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    • Aug 2002
    • 13482

    #1

    Vengeance and a Bike Lock

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    Despite all of my self-abuse, I do have a healthy side. I ride my bike 7 miles to the gym every other day and work out for about two hours.

    A big problem being an owner of a decent bike in a metropolitan area is theft. In the last three years I?ve had three bikes stolen and each time I?ve replaced it with a progressively bigger bike that moved up in tandem with progressively bigger bike locks. Trek became Gary Fisher and now Gary Fisher is a Cannondale. Now my lock of choice is the Ongaurd Brute Bitbull?a lock which is so big and burley I need to carry it around in a backpack.

    A few days ago I am walking out of the gym in the middle of the afternoon with my keys in hand ready to unlock my bike. To my surprise, when I reach the bike rack, some black dude is shaking the bike like he?s possessed in a vain attempt to exorcize it from the pole.

    So I walk up, ?Let me show you a trick to get that off faster??

    He steps back, I swiftly unlock the Pitbull, snap it back together, and swing the business end of it straight into his jaw. Stunned, he steps back. Blood spatterings and bits of teeth cover Wilshire. I?m a little in shock that I had fucked him up so bad. I already had the lock poised ready to strike again, so I brought it down on his head in a second and even more wicked blow.

    I don?t even think that he knew what had happened. By this point the various people meandering around the streets of the Miracle Mile were starting to stare as some skinhead fuck was beating the life of some poor black crackhead, so I threw the lock back into my backpack and bounced.

    When I got home I washed the blood and bits of flesh off of it.
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  • studiocritic
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    • Jun 2005
    • 2442

    #2


    excellent.
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    • notabook
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      • Apr 2006
      • 9748

      #3
      A story with a happy ending... always a treat to read. Poor blacktard didn't know what hit him

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      • s9ann0
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2001
        • 4873

        #4
        nice one" some pissed up chav tried to take my Kona from outside the local shop a few years back I should have hit him but I had my hands full trying to pay for stuff. He followed me back in the shop and started going "I weren't trying to nick your bike I was just moving it so no-one stole it bruv!" fucking pikies!

        you can't even leave a bike outside a shop here for 1minute

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        • JFK
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          • Jan 2002
          • 67369

          #5
          hope your lock wasnt damaged

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          • Wiggles
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • May 2004
            • 14423

            #6
            haha fuck i hope that story was true, that kicks ass!
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            • HollywoodChris
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2003
              • 1282

              #7
              Fuck that thief. Glad you finally caught one in the act.

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              • Wilbo
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2001
                • 2082

                #8
                Shoulda nailed him again for bleeding all over your good lock.

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                • cranki
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 5162

                  #9
                  ha that'll fucking teach him a lesson...hope that word spreads quickly that bikers aren't people to fuck with

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                  • Ambergirl
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                    • Oct 2001
                    • 1269

                    #10
                    That's excellent! WTG Jay.
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                    • XMaster
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                      • Jul 2003
                      • 2945

                      #11
                      Originally posted by cranki
                      ha that'll fucking teach him a lesson...
                      Yeah ..maybe next time this thief will carry a gun. ^^
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                      • fuzebox
                        making it rain
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 22363

                        #12
                        Guy had it coming, I wonder how many bikes he's stolen this year... You got to live the universal dream of catching the thief in the act

                        "It would be worth him doing it, just so I could catch him doing it..."

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                        • Vitasoy
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 58202

                          #13
                          haha I love it.. rightfully so.


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                          • Deej
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                            • Jun 2005
                            • 24386

                            #14
                            OMG, youre a fuckin Brut, Dude


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                            • xxxjay
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                              • Aug 2002
                              • 13482

                              #15
                              Originally posted by JFK
                              hope your lock wasnt damaged


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                              • JD
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                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22651

                                #16
                                haha good shit man! should've put a boot to his nuts just for GP

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                                • tony299
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                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 57021

                                  #17
                                  a fucking men he will think twice before trying that again.

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                                  • xxxjay
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                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 13482

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
                                    haha good shit man! should've put a boot to his nuts just for GP
                                    Hahaha...thanks.
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                                    • jOE =D
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                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 118

                                      #19
                                      Nice! Theifs are fucking stupid sometimes. The second you took off that lock I would have ran like fuck
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                                      • E$_manager
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                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 13557

                                        #20
                                        Nice story, thanks.
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                                        • rodney25
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                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 7090

                                          #21
                                          Well written blog there, jay.


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                                          • emthree
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                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 10816

                                            #22
                                            Damn theives.

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                                            • L-Pink
                                              working on my tan
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 39151

                                              #23
                                              Two years ago I'm at a tit bar in Daytona, had a shark on the roof, forget the name. Anyway there's some hardcore bikers next to my friend and I at the bar. Suddenly one waves his arms, yells shut-up and stares at his pager. Gets a big grin on his face and 5-6 of them run from the bar.

                                              Fifteen minutes later they're back laughing, pounding beers and talking about stomping the fuck out of two guys trying to steal a Harley.

                                              Instead of an annoying siren alarm this guy had one that called his pager. Why scare the guy away when you can get a silent notification that someone needs their ass kicked.

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                                              • PussyTeenies
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                                                • Feb 2005
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                                                #24
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                                                • sicone
                                                  Retired
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 18453

                                                  #25
                                                  Are you 100% possitive you didnt damage the bike lock... some of those things are expensive

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                                                  • free4porn
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                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                    • 4654

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by spanno
                                                    nice one" some pissed up chav tried to take my Kona from outside the local shop a few years back I should have hit him but I had my hands full trying to pay for stuff. He followed me back in the shop and started going "I weren't trying to nick your bike I was just moving it so no-one stole it bruv!" fucking pikies!

                                                    you can't even leave a bike outside a shop here for 1minute
                                                    Lol stupid chavs, havn't they got anything better to do!!!

                                                    Nice one Jay
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                                                    • Romeo GaySearch4Sex
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                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 472

                                                      #27
                                                      RFLOL - I saw this right when you posted it on your blog

                                                      that guy was sooooo stupid, but I cant believe you beat him up. But I guess its pretty smart to post on GFY - Don't Mess with JAY!!!

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                                                      • Bryan G
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                                                        • Aug 2005
                                                        • 8338

                                                        #28
                                                        Nice!!!! Good job Jay!
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                                                        • BlackCrayon
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 19634

                                                          #29
                                                          haha good stuff.
                                                          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                          • MsWild
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                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                            • 2803

                                                            #30
                                                            great stuff hahaha
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