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I'm worth $1.7 million pffft...
Humans are only worth around $5 when broke down to their base elemental components. On the other hand, a 6 foot male, around 220 pounds is worth around 40 to 50 million dollars if every scrap of him could legally be sold from his skin and various fluids, bone marrow, organs, etc. A woman is slightly more valuable because of her eggs.
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I am worth $2,294,174 on HumanForSale.com
Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 30 $20,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 5'9 $0
Weight: 200 lbs. $0
Body Type: Average $0
Hair Color: Brown $5,000
Eye Color: Green $5,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: A Little Hairy $10,000
Shoe Size: 10 $1,000
Bald: No $15,000
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Penis Size: 8 inches $15,000
Cavities: None $5,000
Athletic Ability: Average $35,000
Attractiveness: NA $100,000
IQ: 142 $240,537
SAT Score: 1100 $29,000
HS GPA: 2.9 $27,550
Education: Vocational Training $4,000
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA $45,000
Profession: Marketing $0
Alcohol: Seldom $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Occasionally $5,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally $5,000
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Above Average $45,000
Artistic: Excellent $65,000
Sense of Humor: Above Average $45,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Often $0
Gamble: Never $0
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Total: $2,294,174Last edited by MikeVega; 08-18-2006, 04:27 PM.Comment
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You are worth exactly $2,057,670
But I'm willing to sell myself for the bargain price of
to Vanilla DeVille, tASSy, NaughtyAllie, RRRed, or Loryn!!!
ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] comComment
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you whoreOriginally posted by TexasDreamsYou are worth exactly $2,057,670
But I'm willing to sell myself for the bargain price of
to Vanilla DeVille, tASSy, NaughtyAllie, RRRed, or Loryn!!! 
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You are worth exactly $2,538,780. You can see a breakdown of how much money each category adds to your value along the left under "My statistics"..Comment
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Originally posted by TexasDreamsYou are worth exactly $2,057,670
But I'm willing to sell myself for the bargain price of
to Vanilla DeVille, tASSy, NaughtyAllie, RRRed, or Loryn!!! 
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I've once read a book where the devil starts a company where you can give the souls of annoying old relatives to him if you give him 1000$. You can then collect their pension. This just reminded me of that.Comment
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Incorrect, many rich people turn gay coz they are bored with their lives and want to try something new - like taking a hard cock in the ass...Originally posted by BoyAlley
Statistically speaking, gay men make more monies than breeders.
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Originally posted by TexasDreamsYou are worth exactly $2,057,670
But I'm willing to sell myself for the bargain price of
to Vanilla DeVille, tASSy, NaughtyAllie, RRRed, or Loryn!!! 
awww, sorry but it looks like i'm worth exactly $2,560,880. you can buy me TD! i'll cut you a deal, we can do it for an even $2.5M
tassy*PINK
* ICQ ~ 318*097*066 *
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You are worth exactly $2,126,076
Hell no... That won't even get me to my F.U. money level. I guess I'm not sellin'Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing
[email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/
ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperberComment
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You are worth exactly $1,692,226.Comment





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