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I've suffered mere damage after visiting McDonalds yesterday

01-21-2009, 01:22 AM

I never do it, actually I've visited that place probably like two or three times last year and only in the state of the highest emergency, cause I don't like any of that and it tastes even worse than the original US McDonalds over here.

But I was really drunk and really tired last night and it was late, it was kind of the only choice unless I wanted to order something over the phone and wait for like an hour, so I went for a Big Mac menu - bad move.

The whole digesting system is melting down right now, I'll probably move my laptop to the restroom soon and I'm walking like Yul Brynner in the Magnificient Seven.

I guess I had to get a "vintage" burger or something.

I'm gonna send the pic of the toilet bowl to the McDonald's headquarters for them to see, what for a franchise are they running over here!

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01-21-2009, 01:28 AM

what kind og weak manpussy are you since you get knocked out by a Big Mac menu?
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01-21-2009, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

what kind og weak manpussy are you since you get knocked out by a Big Mac menu?

As weak as typing a "manpussy" on a keyboard

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01-21-2009, 01:37 AM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

what kind og weak manpussy are you since you get knocked out by a Big Mac menu?

Actually, I'll buy you a "McRat" menu right now, you can ask your ass later

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01-21-2009, 01:51 AM

Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Actually, I'll buy you a "McRat" menu right now, you can ask your ass later

I could eat a rotten baby-corpse and still have perfect stoole density
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01-21-2009, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

I could eat a rotten baby-corpse and still have perfect stoole density

that explains everything

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01-21-2009, 02:04 AM

and what about those asian sellers at vaclavske namesti, they are no more there?

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01-21-2009, 02:19 AM

Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho

that explains everything

seriously....pussy

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01-21-2009, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by georgeyw

seriously....pussy

I fucking love that video
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01-21-2009, 02:25 AM

McOwned...

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01-21-2009, 02:26 AM

Does McDonald's have an affiliate program?
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01-21-2009, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by smutnut

Does McDonald's have an affiliate program?

Franchise...

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01-21-2009, 02:38 AM

McDonalds is evil
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01-21-2009, 02:46 AM

My friend and I made the mistake of drunkenly going to a McDonalds at 3 am in Sofia, Bulgaria.

We both regretted that decision for a few days.

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01-21-2009, 02:46 AM

Blacklist that Mcdo branch on your restaurant list now.

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01-21-2009, 03:06 AM

Originally posted by uno

My friend and I made the mistake of drunkenly going to a McDonalds at 3 am in Sofia, Bulgaria.

We both regretted that decision for a few days.

Seems they use the same magic recipe.

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01-21-2009, 03:09 AM

Originally posted by georgeyw

That's a good one, never knew Wiseman is into comedy.

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01-21-2009, 03:24 AM

Originally posted by georgeyw

seriously....pussy

Originally posted by ebus_dk

I fucking love that video

Do you guys really pop a boner fantasizing about a hunk on a toilet?

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01-21-2009, 03:31 AM

Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Do you guys really pop a boner fantasizing about a hunk on a toilet?

no - we just laugh when we spot a weak ass manpussy, who get knocked out my a Big Mac, and feel the need to tell the world about it
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01-21-2009, 03:34 AM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

no - we just laugh when we spot a weak ass manpussy, who get knocked out my a Big Mac, and feel the need to tell the world about it

Seriously, a gay crush connected with fascination with excrements is a serious thing, I recommend to check with the doctor.

You can check the last "Internet tough guy quarterly" there is an article about it.

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01-21-2009, 03:41 AM

Thta's really bad....hope you don't post the pic of the restroom here..

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01-21-2009, 03:45 AM

Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Seriously, a gay crush connected with fascination with excrements is a serious thing, I recommend to check with the doctor.

You can check the last "Internet tough guy quarterly" there is an article about it.

well - that explains your need to share your stomach and feces related problems. You started this topic, not me.

I just told you that you were weak, and then you somehow connected your anus to being gay - makes one wonder if it isn't the man-cum you swallowed last night, or the internal ejaculation you received from your buddy that caused your runny stomach

Man-pussy....harden the fuck up
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01-21-2009, 03:46 AM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

well - that explains your need to share your stomach and feces related problems. You started this topic, not me.

I just told you that you were weak, and then you somehow connected your anus to being gay - makes one wonder if it isn't the man-cum you swallowed last night, or the internal ejaculation you received from your buddy that caused your runny stomach

Man-pussy....harden the fuck up

please don't post any more of your fantasies

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01-21-2009, 03:48 AM

Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho

please don't post any more of your fantasies

why? does it hurt your sore violated mangina?
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01-21-2009, 03:50 AM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

why? does it hurt your sore violated mangina?

No, it's just not a good role model for the other internet tough guy quarterly subscribers who come to post here

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01-21-2009, 03:55 AM

Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho

No, it's just not a good role model for the other internet tough guy quarterly subscribers who come to post here

If I should choose between:
(a) being a weak manpussy who cry about being knocked out by a Big Mac
or
(b) being me, and have a weak manpussy who cry about being knocked out by a Big Mac run around and call be a "internet tough guy" trying to bait me

Guess what I choose.

Harden the fuck up...
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01-21-2009, 04:01 AM

You've just made it big time - a king troll with an iron asshole.

Look at that Ebus DK how he taught me a lesson of being a complete idiot about what was supposed to be more of a funny rant.

Second one ever to hit my ignore list after Gideon Gallery with his idiotic pseudo intellectual posts.

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01-21-2009, 04:12 AM

Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho

You've just made it big time - a king troll with an iron asshole.

Look at that Ebus DK how he taught me a lesson of being a complete idiot about what was supposed to be more of a funny rant.

Second one ever to hit my ignore list after Gideon Gallery with his idiotic pseudo intellectual posts.

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01-21-2009, 04:13 AM

Shouldn't have visited Mc in the first place

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01-21-2009, 04:15 AM

Originally posted by Reak AGV

Shouldn't have visited Mc in the first place

Yeah, a junk food in a junk country is not the best combination.

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01-21-2009, 04:19 AM

Let us see the excrements... GFY doctors are always helpful.

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01-21-2009, 04:22 AM

When you don't eat fast food for a while and then do it does a number on the body with all the grease and fat at once
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01-21-2009, 05:51 AM

Originally posted by jdavis

When you don't eat fast food for a while and then do it does a number on the body with all the grease and fat at once

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01-21-2009, 05:55 AM

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01-21-2009, 06:01 AM

There are people who can't eat Mc Donalds because they have an allergic reaction and it makes them bleed out their ass, damaging their intestines.

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01-21-2009, 06:04 AM

Originally posted by cherrylula

There are people who can't eat Mc Donalds because they have an allergic reaction and it makes them bleed out their ass, damaging their intestines.

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If carlos bleed out of his ass, I dont think its because of allergic reaction. (exept "wood" maybe)
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01-21-2009, 06:13 AM

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01-21-2009, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Yeah, a junk food in a junk country is not the best combination.

Why so much junk in one sentence??

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01-21-2009, 08:20 AM

I eat there once every 2 years or so. Every time I do my entire system shuts down for 9 days.
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01-21-2009, 08:21 AM

i like taco bell better!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01-21-2009, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

i like taco bell better!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno when they started doing this but they sell their sauce in bottles at grocery stores now - i.e. what they put in their burritos. I've been making burritos n shit at home with it - soooooo good! And even low in sodium for a sauce that's fairly hot.

Oh yea, and fuck McDonalds. I can taste the fat in their food before it's in my mouth even.

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01-21-2009, 09:57 AM

Didn't you read the fine print?

McDonalds may cause LBS (Leaky Bowel Syndrome)

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01-21-2009, 10:10 AM

I say FUCK McDonalds!

For dishonouring an important man,

just imagine it would be Robert Redford goin there for a snack!

You don't want your heroes to suffer.

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01-21-2009, 10:37 AM

And for my fans:

If you guys have a serious gay crush or any other issues, like never dealt with sarcasm and irony before, drop your adress here and I'm gonna send you a bag full of used dildos from the club, so you can have a company for the rest of the year.

While I don't want to deny anyone's basic human right to be a complete idiot (we can see that on the streets on a daily basis afterall ) I want to remain warm hearted and willing to help.

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01-21-2009, 10:38 AM

good quality food
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01-21-2009, 12:19 PM

And to prove I'm a man of big heart and great gestures, I'll add some free toilet paper to the package, just to make sure the toughest assholes on the internet get the right care.

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01-21-2009, 12:49 PM

I havent eaten Mcdonalds in at least 4 months, maybe longer. That food is shit.

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01-21-2009, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Sharky

Didn't you read the fine print?

McDonalds may cause LBS (Leaky Bowel Syndrome)

"may cause"..
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