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  • Red Ezra
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    • May 2004
    • 4678

    #1

    Snakes On The Mother Fucking Plane

    Opens tonight in LA - anybody going - post reviews here please - they didn't allow critics a sneak peek so it's all mystery whether this will be a good movie or not - sounds fun - let us know!
  • C H R I S
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    • Nov 2005
    • 10842

    #2
    I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??
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    • sickkittens
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      • Jul 2002
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      #3
      Originally posted by Red Ezra
      they didn't allow critics a sneak peek so it's all mystery
      That's usually a sign that it's an awful movie.

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      • Red Ezra
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        • May 2004
        • 4678

        #4
        well they didn't want to curb that all important internet buzz they have rolling already

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        • PaulB IYP
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          • Nov 2005
          • 2164

          #5
          Originally posted by sickkittens
          That's usually a sign that it's an awful movie.
          I'm sure it will be horrible
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          • madawgz
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            • Mar 2006
            • 30509

            #6
            what a dumb fucking movie
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            • sweetcuties
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              • Feb 2002
              • 5859

              #7
              Originally posted by Red Ezra
              well they didn't want to curb that all important internet buzz they have rolling already
              Yea, CNBC had a good segment earlier... I'll wait for the video

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              • Mel Gibson
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                • Aug 2006
                • 67

                #8
                it's the jews that caused all this - blame the JEWS for snaked on the motha focking plane!!! I'll be in first class where the drinks are freeeeeeee!!!!!!!
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                • kristin
                  GOO!
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 9768

                  #9
                  I heard that it doesn't end with the plane, that they plan to make more snake movies, like in your bed, etc.

                  Not sure the validity of this ... but man would that suck if it was true.
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                  • media
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                    • Apr 2002
                    • 9853

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AVNChris
                    I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??
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                    • carol.prime
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                      • Jul 2006
                      • 6960

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AVNChris
                      I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??
                      Seen that film (Ants in the Pants/Knallharte Jungs) already and it's not a good one.
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                      • Mr. Romance
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                        • Mar 2005
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                        #12
                        Snakes are not my thing...I will not be seeing this one

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                        • darren1979
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                          • Aug 2006
                          • 4

                          #13
                          ummm....

                          i'm pretty sure the "internet buzz" is sarcastic mocking of a movie that by the laws of the universe, just has to be complete shit.

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                          • reynold
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 51271

                            #14
                            I'll be watching Miami Vice this weekend instead.

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                            • RF_Erick
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                              • Oct 2005
                              • 946

                              #15
                              Mutha fucken snakes!

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                              • psbfo
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                                • Mar 2006
                                • 181

                                #16
                                Get these...

                                Originally posted by RF_Erick
                                Mutha fucken snakes!
                                ...off this mutha fucken plane!!!
                                Last edited by psbfo; 08-17-2006, 07:02 PM.

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                                • Big John
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                                  • May 2006
                                  • 470

                                  #17
                                  Most miss the point - it's meant to be bad. Very bad. Sort of the ultimate B movie but so bad it's good.

                                  It would have been a true disastor had it in any way taken itself seriously. As it is it's one of those things you'll have to see to decide for yourself I think. So far most of the critics who have seen it seem to like it. Over 70% in rotten tomatoes.

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                                  • Tdog
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                                    • May 2006
                                    • 2707

                                    #18
                                    How could this not be good? Snakes get out from there boxes on a plane. Then take over the plane and fly it home.

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                                    • en21
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                                      • May 2006
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AVNChris
                                      I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??
                                      Probably Ant's in your pants
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                                      • free4porn
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                                        #20
                                        it has an interesting title
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                                        • CyberBachelor
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                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 2682

                                          #21
                                          I am sick of this movie already...
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                                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 40077

                                            #22
                                            nothing wrong with a B-Movie that knows it is a B-Movie

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                                            • WebairGerard
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                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 8113

                                              #23
                                              It's called Snake on a Plane. It has to be bad. Amazing how it even got made.

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                                              • Gamble
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                                                • Feb 2006
                                                • 33

                                                #24
                                                Saw it last night in Toronto - it ROCKED!

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                                                • GatorB
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                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 18208

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                  That's usually a sign that it's an awful movie.
                                                  Um...the name SNAKES ON A PLANE indicted it as a bad movie.

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                                                  • flashfreak
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                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 4396

                                                    #26
                                                    please..

                                                    yesterday I was tired and thought I should relax watching a movie...
                                                    I stressed the remote a bit and watched some scenes from "Hush" with tori spelling and other idiots.... PATHETIC

                                                    I'm going to boycott these class-b american movies and watch only the ones I get good reviews from my friends.
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                                                    • HpicAnn
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                                                      • Mar 2005
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                                                      #27
                                                      With that name.....don`t seems to be a good movie
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                                                      • Mr. Cool Ice
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                                                        • Aug 2006
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                                                        #28
                                                        Im thinking about getting snakes tattood around my skulls
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                                                        • fuzebox
                                                          making it rain
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 22365

                                                          #29
                                                          None of the theatres here seem to have it today Was looking forward to seeing it.

                                                          To all the haters, come on... it's a B movie with Samuel L Jackson saying "get those motherfuckin snakes off my motherfuckin plane"... That's worth the cost of admission right there.

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                                                          • Jarmusch
                                                             
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 12479

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by AVNChris
                                                            I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??
                                                            I would watch that.

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                                                            • SomeCreep
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                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 26118

                                                              #31
                                                              I wouldnt watch that movie even if it was on cable

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                                                              • godisdead
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                                                                • Jun 2006
                                                                • 1213

                                                                #32
                                                                I know for sure that this movie will be horrible and I will laugh my ass off when I'll go see it. Bump for da motherfuckn snakes on da motherfuckn plane!
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                                                                • BergyK
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by AVNChris
                                                                  I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

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                                                                  • axelcat
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                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 25450

                                                                    #34
                                                                    they sure spent a lot of money on advertising this movie

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                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 40077

                                                                      #35
                                                                      My faveorite reviewer that is an expert on horror films saw it last night and said it wasn't very good but it wasn't very bad either. It just was what it was.

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                                                                      • Sosa
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                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 40149

                                                                        #36
                                                                        looks fucking stupid

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                                                                        • OG LennyT
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                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 14345

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I wont watch it. ever.

                                                                          my time is more valuable than that.

                                                                          Just like that movie Gigli.. I will never watch it either
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                                                                          • phypon
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                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                            • 440

                                                                            #38
                                                                            It will be interesting to see how many people go to see this movie. The only thing selling this movie is Samuel Jackson's 'mutha fuckn' plane' line. Pretty fucking..ahem...mutha fuckn' funny.

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                                                                            • Toolz
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                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                              • 690

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Movie is great, believe the hype we just got back I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

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                                                                              • DatingGoldStevo
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                                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                                • 16

                                                                                #40
                                                                                IMDB has a rating of 8.4 / 10 (1,500 votes), pretty amazing.. I thought this movie looked retarded, but imdb has never been wrong so I need to go see this... look at this dude who posted a comment:

                                                                                16 out of 19 people found the following comment useful:-
                                                                                Yowsa!, 17 August 2006
                                                                                10/10
                                                                                Author: hellomynameisjackamo

                                                                                I had an orgasm when I watched this movie, it was that good.

                                                                                I laughed, I cried, I climaxed, I died, I came back, and now I'm typing these words to show my appreciation for this amazing film. It makes films like 'The Godfather' look like 'The Shaggy Dog', and films like '2001: A Space Oddessy' look like crap. This movie is THE movie of the YEAR, better yet, the DECADE. It's definitely the greatest film of all-time.

                                                                                A classic, no. It's more than that. It has it's own genre, called 'AWESOME-NESS'. That's a whole-lot better than classic.

                                                                                Hitchcock got nothing' on this film.

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                                                                                • KrisKross
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                                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                                  • 5025

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Local paper gave it 4 stars. I'm psyched to see it. I'm bringing rubber snakes to throw around.

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                                                                                  • Z
                                                                                    Vidi Vici Veni
                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                    • 6308

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I don't know this...but I think that they tried something new. I think they hyped the movie and did the trailers to make the movie look stupid, but it's going to be a completely different movie than we all think it will be when it comes out.

                                                                                    If they did that, it's genius. If not and it's as stupid as it looks...all this promotion and Sam Jackson putting his name and face all over it will hopefully kill his career.

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                                                                                    • Miss Nancy
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                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                      • 166

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      We need to all go get trashed... and yell everytime jackson appears..." there are snakes on the motherfuckin' plane" Yeahhhhh so excited!
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                                                                                      • puravida
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                                                                                        • Jan 2005
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        id love to go see it. it'll prolly hit the theaters in 2-3 months. fuck, it'll be available for rent in the video store before it hits the theaters

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                                                                                          • Feb 2006
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                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • C H R I S
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                                                                                            • Nov 2005
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Mel Gibson
                                                                                            it's the jews that caused all this - blame the JEWS for snaked on the motha focking plane!!! I'll be in first class where the drinks are freeeeeeee!!!!!!!
                                                                                            Thats awesome - i just laughed up a soda through my nose.....
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                                                                                            • selena
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                                                                                              • Aug 2004
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I read a CNN article where it got 3.5 stars out of 4.

                                                                                              http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html
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                                                                                              • C H R I S
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                                                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                                                • 10842

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by selena
                                                                                                I read a CNN article where it got 3.5 stars out of 4.

                                                                                                http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html

                                                                                                OK you swayed me :

                                                                                                This is an event. It's a rare example of a film not just living up to the hype, but surpassing it. And it's the best time you'll have at the movies all summer, if not all year. (Watch what all they hype is about -- 2:42)

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                                                                                                • StuBradley
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Classic video:

                                                                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNjw1y8yC1g

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                                                                                                  • 2HousePlague
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                                    • 14572

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by DatingGoldStevo
                                                                                                    IMDB has a rating of 8.4 / 10 (1,500 votes), pretty amazing.. I thought this movie looked retarded, but imdb has never been wrong so I need to go see this... look at this dude who posted a comment:

                                                                                                    16 out of 19 people found the following comment useful:-
                                                                                                    Yowsa!, 17 August 2006
                                                                                                    10/10
                                                                                                    Author: hellomynameisjackamo

                                                                                                    I had an orgasm when I watched this movie, it was that good.

                                                                                                    I laughed, I cried, I climaxed, I died, I came back, and now I'm typing these words to show my appreciation for this amazing film. It makes films like 'The Godfather' look like 'The Shaggy Dog', and films like '2001: A Space Oddessy' look like crap. This movie is THE movie of the YEAR, better yet, the DECADE. It's definitely the greatest film of all-time.

                                                                                                    A classic, no. It's more than that. It has it's own genre, called 'AWESOME-NESS'. That's a whole-lot better than classic.

                                                                                                    Hitchcock got nothing' on this film.
                                                                                                    That is hard to argue with.



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