Church guard arrested for sex with corpse

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  • RayBonga
    too cool for highschool
    • Nov 2005
    • 12164

    #1

    Church guard arrested for sex with corpse

    A man working at a church northwest of Stockholm has been remanded in custody for a very, very unsavoury deed.

    The man, who is in his 40s and who was working at the church as a security guard, was arrested by police on suspicion of opening a coffin and having sex with a female corpse.

    "I am shocked," said a priest in the parish, according to Expressen.

    A week ago, police detained the man after they found an open coffin awaiting burial in the church's crypt. Near the unlocked coffin police found empty beer cans.

    "The lock was off and the body was lying in a position it should not be in," said an unnamed police officer to Expressen. "We suspect that the guard has assaulted the dead woman."

    The man is being held for breaking burial laws and could face to up to two years in jail.
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  • DaddyHalbucks
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    • Feb 2004
    • 18975

    #2
    Yipes, that's really odd.
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    • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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      • May 2005
      • 18314

      #3
      Some people are just not right in the head.

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      • JFK
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        • Jan 2002
        • 67369

        #4
        this thread is useless without pics

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        • GregE
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          • Jul 2004
          • 2704

          #5
          Originally posted by JFK
          this thread is useless without pics
          That's alright, I think I'll take a pass on those pictures

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          • free4porn
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            • Jun 2005
            • 4654

            #6
            thats just wrong
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            • Jarmusch
               
              • May 2003
              • 12479

              #7
              They say beer makes ugly women look beautiful, but this is a little too much.

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              • Jarmusch
                 
                • May 2003
                • 12479

                #8

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                • msan
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 1336

                  #9
                  Man, that's sick!!
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                  • carol.prime
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                    • Jul 2006
                    • 6960

                    #10
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                    • Tdog
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                      • May 2006
                      • 2707

                      #11
                      "We suspect that the guard has assaulted the dead woman."

                      How do you assult a dead woman?

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                      • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                        • May 2006
                        • 6107

                        #12
                        yikes...almost made me pop
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                        • L-Pink
                          working on my tan
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 39151

                          #13
                          Wonder what she looked like ......

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            I love the dead before they're cold,their rotting flesh for me to hold

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                            • GatorB
                              The Demon & 12clicks
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 18208

                              #15
                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                              Wonder what she looked like ......

                              Um....DEAD perhaps?

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                              • notabook
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 9748

                                #16
                                I don't see why it really should be that big of a crime. Sure it's disgusting but the dead ain't complaining. Also corpses don't scream "no, please stop!" so it's all good.

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                                • Vitasoy
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                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 58202

                                  #17
                                  What a sick ass mofo


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                                  • Sydney_AWP
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                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 358

                                    #18
                                    he's insane maniac ...ewwww

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                                      • Webby
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 14956

                                        #20
                                        That stuff is more common than appears to be known.

                                        Know of one church (which was normally left unlocked) where they had to lock the doors because of problems like this.

                                        Never actually caught anyone, but it's fairly certain there was more than one person involved (on differing occasions). The families were not told of these incidents.
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                                        • BusterBunny
                                          perverted justice decoy
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 19291

                                          #21
                                          all i got handy is a good trip to the coroner...but i guess church could be a good place to hit up

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                                          • Supz
                                            Arthur Flegenheimer
                                            • Jul 2006
                                            • 11057

                                            #22
                                            Thats just not right.

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