David Copperfield will be gay forever

The man who made the Statue of Liberty appear to vanish may soon claim to do the same for unsightly bags and wrinkles.
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Master illusionist David Copperfield says he has found the "Fountain of Youth" in the southern Bahamas, amid a cluster of four tiny islands he recently bought for $50 million (26.4 million pounds).

One of his islands in the Exuma chain, Musha Cay, is a private resort that rents for up to $300,000 a week and the other islands serve as buffers to keep prying eyes away from celebrity guests on the white sand beaches.

Copperfield is coy about his reasons for the Fountain of Youth claim, but the man best known for entertaining with grand deception insists his archipelago also contains the legendary waters that bestow perpetual youth. Seriously.

"I've discovered a true phenomenon," he told Reuters in a telephone interview. "You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again. ... Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."

BoyAlley in 5,4,3,2.....

this should get his attention:

Yes, and i believe him...

My god, the gayness will spread to the ends of the Earth now... we must stop him now before his gay longevity spreads to the masses! White homophobic males UNITE!

Lawds Mercy! Sorry it took so long to get in here. I was off disobeying doctor's orders and having some gay sex.

Here's David.

Here's some dead leaves:

Lawds Mercy!

Looks like it seats about 12 to me?

I want one.

I was getting worried for a sec...glad to see you're ok