I want to tell you all something.

**Ice** · 08-15-2006, 02:31 PM

I invented love

**Skillz Unlimited** · 08-15-2006, 03:43 PM

I invented laughter.

**Fresh** · 08-15-2006, 03:45 PM

i invented day

**D-Money** · 08-15-2006, 03:46 PM

I invented you all.

**sicone** · 08-15-2006, 03:46 PM

I invented inventions

**StuartD** · 08-15-2006, 03:47 PM

What's funny is how quickly you fall right back into the same old routine even though every single time you get banned, you come back with the "things are going to be different" pre-amble.

**gimo33** · 08-15-2006, 03:48 PM

I invented something....

**Skillz Unlimited** · 08-15-2006, 03:50 PM

lmao @ the inventions. You guys are killing me!

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 08-15-2006, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by StuartD

What's funny is how quickly you fall right back into the same old routine even though every single time you get banned, you come back with the "things are going to be different" pre-amble.

And you are right on schedual

PS: I invented reutines.

**Scott McD** · 08-15-2006, 03:55 PM

I invented Muslims.

Just to piss people off...

**bigmack** · 08-15-2006, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by gimo33

I invented something....

So did I, cant think of it but i did.

**StuartD** · 08-15-2006, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by AlienQ

And you are right on schedual

PS: I invented reutines.

Right back to the old spelling too, I see

**BusterBunny** · 08-15-2006, 04:01 PM

inventions scare me

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 08-15-2006, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by D-Money

I invented you all.

Humm..
Invention of "Players" might qualify.

You were the first guy to stand up and say "Let's throw a party" for the industry. I was and always glad to be with you and say "yeah I was there".

Cheer's and long live "The Players Ball"

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 08-15-2006, 04:15 PM

I invented the ambiguous post with photos...

"what happens if you don't take the pills?" i asked. "i know, but they - " i interrupted. "no, no. i'm not saying... just if you don't take them, how do you feel?" no answer. "depressed, bored, anxious, suicidal?" "yes," she said. "no, i didn't mean for it..." silence. "so what kind are they?" i asked. she laughed. "xanax. it's silly, really." she laughed again.

"look at the squirrel," i whispered. the rodent staggered towards us. it had a yoplait yogurt container stuck on its head. "it has a yoplait yogurt container stuck on its head," i said. she reached out and grabbed the end of the container. the squirrel pulled its head free. it chattered at us, then jogged away. "it's strawberry kiwi flavor," she said, "with active yogurt cultures".

"zip," i would say. "lock," she would say. i stuffed more of the halved chicken breasts into the bags, without her. separate, stuff, seal. it was something we used to do together. "zip," i would say. "lock," she would say. "zip," i said. "zip, zip, zip."

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**gimo33** · 08-15-2006, 04:18 PM

i want to invent some more.....

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 08-15-2006, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by gimo33

i want to invent some more.....

There is tons of opportunity in Inventions.

Just make sure you pay me the royalty

**gimo33** · 08-15-2006, 04:23 PM

guess i'll invent something now....

**free4porn** · 08-15-2006, 04:24 PM

random thread lol

**Pleasurepays** · 08-15-2006, 04:26 PM

nothing has been invented since 1899

"Everything that can be invented ? has already been invented,"

-- The commissioner of the United States Patent Office, a Mr. Charles Duell, back in 1899

**Pleasurepays** · 08-15-2006, 04:29 PM

"Who the hell wants to watch movies with sound?"
~ The president of Warner Brothers Studios, Harry Warner in 1918.

hahaha.. made me laugh a little.

**Jaytown** · 08-15-2006, 04:33 PM

I invented "shut the fuck up and dance"!

**L-Pink** · 08-15-2006, 04:34 PM

I invented AlienQ ... yea, yea, I know ...... My bad

**gimo33** · 08-15-2006, 04:42 PM

who invented the nonsense post?

**fuzzylogic** · 08-15-2006, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by Pleasurepays

nothing has been invented since 1899

"Everything that can be invented ? has already been invented,"

-- The commissioner of the United States Patent Office, a Mr. Charles Duell, back in 1899

yes, one funny quote

**nAtuRaLbEautY** · 08-15-2006, 04:48 PM

hmm... i invented myself?
nope... i think that's my parents' invention..

**reynold** · 08-15-2006, 04:56 PM

I invented secured sig spot.

**harvey** · 08-15-2006, 04:59 PM

I didn't invent anything, just make money off your unregistered inventions

**notabook** · 08-15-2006, 05:01 PM

I invented Al Gore.

**scottybuzz** · 08-15-2006, 05:03 PM

so who started first posting random pictures? 2hp, adg, buster bunny, barefoot site? etc?
who was the first one

**Juilan** · 08-15-2006, 05:27 PM

I invented the question mark

**NickPapageorgio** · 08-15-2006, 05:33 PM

I didn't invent shit

Oh well...

Love ya AQ

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 08-15-2006, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by scottybuzz

so who started first posting random pictures? 2hp, adg, buster bunny, barefoot site? etc?
who was the first one

Excuse me...random?!? I think not!

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**dakota1358** · 08-15-2006, 06:09 PM

Thank you

**grusthumbs** · 08-15-2006, 06:11 PM

All you need is love

**Yngwie** · 08-15-2006, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

I invented Muslims.

Just to piss people off...

looks like it worked. Good job lol

**Damian_Maxcash** · 08-15-2006, 06:28 PM

Are you drunk Alien?

I always love everyone when Im drunk.

**brand0n** · 08-15-2006, 06:29 PM

i invented a drunk

**Damian_Maxcash** · 08-15-2006, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by brand0n

i invented a drunk

Yeah - but I perfected it......

**redfalcon** · 08-15-2006, 06:51 PM

wow lots of inventors.

lemme check the patent office.

**fris** · 08-15-2006, 06:53 PM

only time before jim posts his out of style insults.

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 08-16-2006, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

Are you drunk Alien?

I always love everyone when Im drunk.

I Invented Drunk.

But not on work days

**Doctor Dre** · 08-16-2006, 12:53 AM

I invented AlienQ's inventor.

**The Ghost** · 08-16-2006, 01:05 AM

Originally posted by Pleasurepays

"Who the hell wants to watch movies with sound?"
~ The president of Warner Brothers Studios, Harry Warner in 1918.

hahaha.. made me laugh a little.

Good to see you around AlienQ

Here are my additions...

"The internet is most definately a fad"

and

"VHS tapes will never be replaced by these DVD things"

~ quotes by an extremely high ranking player in adult - 1999-2000

**Goblin** · 08-16-2006, 06:54 AM

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 08-16-2006, 01:25 PM

I think it is good that AlienQ is trying to reinvent himself, and I wish him success.

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**E$_manager** · 08-16-2006, 02:30 PM

I love you too. Very much . True...

I want to tell you all something.

I want to tell you all something.

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