SonOfJesus - It is time to confess your sins my children
Enter and confess your sins.
SonOfJesus will pray for you.
SonOfJesus will pray for you.
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I nailed a tranny.
She was hot. Had big titties. Blonde hair.
Sorry...
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I ate the last doughnut...I said larry did it...But in fact it was meComment
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I work for Satan and I love it!
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I have really hairy balls.Comment
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Jesus, I have personally slaughtered thousands of cats and burnt tens of thousands of books. I don't ask for forgiveness because obviously they are not sins. I'm just letting you know that I'm doing your fucking job for you, I'm saving humanity. Go fuck yourself Jesus, go fuck yourself hard with a stick of lit dynamite. Either that or GET ON THE GOD DAMN BALL and rid this plane of existence of the feline menace and those paper monsters!
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i shaved my fucking pubes sorry
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stickygreen .. there is no reason to direct your lonliness at the sonofjesus. Please find a hobby yourself; I suggest praying to the lord and saviour.
scotty mcd .. the sin is only if the penis of the tranny is large than thou own penis.
adult warden .. larry has forgiven you. I shall follow his heart and also forgive you.
the alchemist .. you cannot be blamed as it is believed the satan pays more than the sonofjesus. feed your family and pray 3x a day. bless you.
malicious biz .. jesus has no comment. He too suffers the symptom.
notabook .. you have me confused with jesus. I am the 'son of' not the actual.
tenderobject .. your desire to look like a teenaged boy distrubs the sonofjesus. Blessed you will be if the hair grows back.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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I am a woman attracted to other women... however I am not ashamed. Is that a bad thing? LOLComment
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Originally posted by SonOfJesus
Son of Jesus I am jewish and don't belive in you, when is my messiah coming?
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It was...Originally posted by SonOfJesus
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i farted in an elevator full of people and blamed my girlfriend so that other people will think she did it...Galleries that sells www.highendcreatives.com
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Oh so the son of Jesus has no magical powers, no abilities at all? Fuck you then you Jesus wanna be. At least the real Jesus could do parlor tricks, I bet you can't even do something simple with a fake thumb. Go fuck yourself child of Christ.Originally posted by SonOfJesusLast edited by notabook; 08-15-2006, 04:02 PM.Comment
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TopBucksTonya .. SonOfJesus can only properly assess and make judgement on this sin with photo documentation of the offenders participating in the sins..
SonOfJesus will apply a rule, general rule, saying that if both are under 140lbs and have no arm pit hair, this would not be a sin. God bless you.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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i have to poopmy sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died
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gimo33 .. What caused this gas?
Scott McD .. Im sorry for you my son. Positive thoughts would be that no anus of yours was penetrated by the swollen member. Be thankful my son and purchase a bottle of penis pills. Blessed are the pills.
sextoyking .. There is no reason to believe in me, for I am a spirit. Choose to believe in my teachings and you will avoid being bitten by lucifers of greed.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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gimo33 .. What caused this gas?
Scott McD .. Im sorry for you my son. Positive thoughts would be that no anus of yours was penetrated by the swollen member. Be thankful my son and purchase a bottle of penis pills. Blessed are the pills.
sextoyking .. There is no reason to believe in me, for I am a spirit. Choose to believe in my teachings and you will avoid being bitten by lucifers of greed.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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SonOfJesus apologizes for the double post.
AMEN.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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Jesus was perfect, he could make no mistakes. Then you go and double post. Fuck that shit, you are the son of Mohammed, no way you?re of the royal Jesus bloodline.Originally posted by SonOfJesusComment
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probably from laughing hard because of this thread.Originally posted by SonOfJesus
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I have the sin of hiding in a fake nick because I'm too scared of personal retribution if I should post in a real nickname. Oh my facts are true, but I just am a bit of a coward when it comes to confrontation.
I'm afraid of the following:
- I'm scared of lawsuits
- I'm scared of people having a reference point as to why I'm making certain accusations
- I'm scared it might effect my business
- or...maybe I'm scared because all my knowledge is second hand info and I'm not personally involved in the situation or have first hand knowledge at all
It's just I feel so untouchable in a fake nick, how can someone argue against me, how can someone claim that I'm wrong when they don't know who I am. It's almost a godly power of attack. So those are my sins...I...oh wait, those aren't my sins. Hmm, I wonder who's sins they are then.
Anonymity is like liquor, it even makes a coward bold.See Sig...oh wait.Comment
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gimo33 .. SonOfJesus is glad to see you have humour in your blood. AMEN.
notabook .. Jesus was a humble man, my father made mistakes. The people witnessed his humbleness and saw the honesty in his heart. I have the same character; I too shall be remember by the open hearts. Please open your heart to my teachings.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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Mr. Blue .. please save your time typing. SonOfJesus has only one interest in this life and that is to identify the lucifers and allow for public judgement. There is no fake nick as this is my only nick. The sonofjesus has spoken.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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Mr. Blue .. please save your time typing. SonOfJesus has only one interest in this life and that is to identify the lucifers and allow for public judgement. There is no fake nick as this is my only nick. The sonofjesus has spoken.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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Mr. Blue .. please save your time typing. SonOfJesus has only one interest in this life and that is to identify the lucifers and allow for public judgement. There is no fake nick as this is my only nick. The sonofjesus has spoken.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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Mr. Blue .. please save your time typing. SonOfJesus has only one interest in this life and that is to identify the lucifers and allow for public judgement. There is no fake nick as this is my only nick. The sonofjesus has spoken.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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i went poop ;)my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and diedComment
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I put my ex-girlfriend in the microwave and she exploded. I didn't what to do so I used her goo and mix it with alcohol to serve drinks at a party. People loved the drinks but I feel a bit of remorse for not telling them what they were drinking.Originally posted by SonOfJesus
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Wow, and you posted it 4 times. I made your needle stick (yes, I'm old and I still remember records), but back on topic. I don't doubt that you have your motivations for handling sinners, lol, but why do it from anonymity?Originally posted by SonOfJesus
I'm sure you've probably seen me post elsewhere and you know that I have no fear of not only putting my name but reputation behind anything that I say. Whether it gets reprisals or not matters not to me because if I'm right I have no fear.
I don't doubt what you say is true, but I'd like to see you just man-up and say it in the nickname you always use...you do seem somehow familiar to me, but I haven't put my finger on who you are yet. Seriously though, the anonymous attacks are getting a little tired now and I think you should just slip into the real nickname and roll with it. People will respect you for being a whistleblower
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Busterbunny .. that is no sin, unless done in your pants.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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Mr. Blue as SonOfJesus has spoken previously. I am the Son, no one else.
I was brought to the interwebs by feelings of dishonesty and cheating by the lucifers of the webs. This is the beginning of a new day; honesty shall prevail by way of the SonOfJesus.
My quad post was a technological glitch. Interwebs are not perfected yet in my quarters so I have some troubles sometimes. THis will not stop the sonofjesus for shining the light of truth on those who are in need.
AMEN and bless you.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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LOL, whenever you want him/her to............Remember he's/she's "your" messia ......rightOriginally posted by sextoyking
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Son of Jesus, can you tell your dad that my lawn still needs to be mowed...otherwise I am really gonna sick INS on his sorry ass this time.
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Yes, yes, you were spawned a few days ago from the womb of indignity, blah blah blah. I honestly think it's more like a possession and I'll be waiting for you to spew pea soup all over this thread.Originally posted by SonOfJesus
Honestly though, what do you have to fear? You're right...so...you don't need to hide behind a fake nickname. btw, I love the use of the word interweb, it reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it.See Sig...oh wait.Comment
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how about on the neighbor's lawn?Originally posted by SonOfJesusmy sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and diedComment
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INS has no jurisdiction in the heavens. Please pray and cut your own lawn my son.
Pray for the open hearts.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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I have no sins. Can I just rather ask for a safety pass to heaven?Comment
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Busterbunny .. I have no comments on the subjects of you pooing on your neighbours lawn, the grass of the driveway. Please advise your neighbour of the free fertilizer you have deposited.
Mr. Blue .. The hostilities you spew are not benefical as directed at the SonOfJesus. Please use the interest you have towards me in the direction of a volunteer activity. Jesus and the SonOfJesus will reward your volunteering in the after life. AMEN.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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i forgot my sins...
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No you didn't. You regret what you did with that carton of milk. It eats up at you on the inside, you can never quite forgive yourself and neither did you ever admit to anyone what you did. It sickens yourself greatly.Originally posted by nAtuRaLbEautYi forgot my sins...Comment
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Ah yes, but you see I'm all for people coming forward and doing the right thing, but doing the right thing is something no one should be ashamed of. I'm not hostile at all, but I'm curious as to why you hide in anonymity. People who speak the truth (and I believe you do speak the truth) shouldn't be afraid to speak it from a nickname that would add further credibility to the topic.Originally posted by SonOfJesus
If you truly believe in what you say, say it, and don't be afraid. Enough of the fake nick stuff though because it's a little cheesy now and a whole lot of childish.See Sig...oh wait.Comment
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Let's hear it for the 13th coming of the SonofJesus
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Sometimes, I'd rather have oral sex with the woman I'm living in sin with, than I would try to procreate. Is this bad?
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So SonOfJesus shows up here hiding behind a fake nic because he supposedly has all this inside info. but doesn't back it up with any proof including using his own "good name." Then he decided to start a stupid ass thread like this, at the same time he is trying to gain credibility.
Not a smart move, SonOfFakeNic.Comment
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The SonOfJesus must have gone to bed, perhaps he will rise again tomorrow.
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This thread is created for those seeking redemption from the saviour, the SonOfJesus.
I have risen and will continue to rise until the lucifers of greeds on the interwebs are brought into the light.GFY Nick of the Year - 2006
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i told him about it and he asked if i could deposit some on his face, while his girlfriend masturbates in the corner of the room...what should i do?Originally posted by SonOfJesusmy sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and diedComment
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